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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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Joeyy | 21-11-2014 18:29

Why almonds?

Saina1712 | 21-11-2014 18:37

Almonds are good for memory. So are walnuts.

JDolla | 21-11-2014 20:10

Nothing like going to the courthouse myself and getting copies of deeds and straightening out minor issues that the seller's attorneys should have done a month ago.

Captain_Keeta | 21-11-2014 20:24

Making huge progress with my lifting!

Juliet86 | 21-11-2014 20:28

If you want something done... Sometimes that's the only way.

Someone in one of my crafty groups on Facebook crocheted a boob. With nipple piercing.

Captain_Keeta | 21-11-2014 20:29

Going to look at laptops now! Hopefully they all don't suck.

Joeyy | 21-11-2014 20:58

Except in some cases it shouldn't have to be that way. Jeremy's situation being one of them.

Juliet86 | 21-11-2014 21:33

Yeah, I'm not saying it should be. Just that sometimes people suck.

Joeyy | 21-11-2014 21:36

They pooped in my boobs

That was hilarious, though otherwise annoying. James (speaking into the void, maybe he's there), do you watch 'I'm a Celebrity'?

Captain_Keeta | 21-11-2014 21:59

Boo these laptops.

TheAnnoyance | 21-11-2014 23:02

I do, one of the few reality shows I watch every year.

Not a bad lot this year. Not sure who my favourite is thus far. What about you?

Captain_Keeta | 21-11-2014 23:18

Still bloody snowing.

Joeyy | 21-11-2014 23:34

Yeah, my dad enjoys it; I watch it with him. Ant and Dec make it bearable.

I like Mel, and Nadia seems nice enough. Like Foggy, too...but Jimmy's probably my favourite. He comes across as a good guy and he cracks us up. I'm glad the TOWIE woman's gone. Can't see the public keeping Kendra in long.

JDolla | 21-11-2014 23:35

Shouldn't have had to do it at all, but something that has taken their end about 3 weeks to not do my agent and i were able to do in 4 days. Granted, i have a working relationship with the folks in the Circuit Court, but still...

Captain_Keeta | 21-11-2014 23:45

Words cannot describe how excited I am to get my class ring. Just got an email on my phone saying that my ring was just made! Sadly, we don't get them until the end of January but it's pretty exciting!

PinkFloyd | 21-11-2014 23:48

Old news but my typeface seems the same size only a different font. But buttons/links are overlapping themselves slightly, didn't see anyone mention that.

TheAnnoyance | 22-11-2014 00:15

Yeah, Jimmy's pretty funny. I liked Craig (being a Red Dwarf fan), shame he had to leave. I didn't like Gemma, but I did enjoy Ant & Dec taking the piss out the stupid things she said.

Do you watch Not Going Out, Jo? (bbc comedy). Just because they did a "Pointless" spoof, where they were contestants on the show. Reminded me of you because of our version, lol.

zjenn4 | 22-11-2014 00:33

My new job makes me feel discombobulated most of the time. I didn't have an actual office or desk to work from (until the end of today), so I was bounced around all day everyday. It made it hard to get things done. I was kinda working out of this little closet of an office, which I liked, but now I'll be working out in the open. Not such a fan. But whatever.

kalsonberry | 22-11-2014 00:42

Learning quite a few new words today: brevity, equivocation, discombobulated.

zjenn4 | 22-11-2014 00:44

haha. We're all well on our way to become sesquipedalianists.

Joeyy | 22-11-2014 00:47

Discombobulated is my favourite word!

I liked Craig, too. He's been on the celebrity edition of Pointless before and I know my Dad was a big 'Red Dwarf' fan; I think I watched some with him when it was on. I don't watch 'Not Going Out?', but if it's the one with Lee Mack then I did see a clip/advertisement. I meant to look for it online.

Joeyy | 22-11-2014 00:48

Haven't noticed any overlapping myself, but could've missed it.

Have they told you when you'll be given a permanent office space, Jen?

zjenn4 | 22-11-2014 00:48

hehe. I like the word 'equivocation,' probably because I definitely have a tendency to equivocate.

zjenn4 | 22-11-2014 00:52

Have they told you when you'll be given a permanent office space, Jen?

Well, I sort of just moved into my new part of the office before I left for the night. I took over the girl who trained me's desk, and she moved into another part of the office (displacing someone else who will be moving...somewhere). I don't really like it. It's very out in the open. People can see exactly what I am working on, and they have to walk by my desk to get to the copiers, break room or restrooms. Most of today's chaos was a result of people relocating. They moved around all the office furniture and blocked off the desk I was working from at the time, and there wasn't anywhere else I could go to work. So I ended up just standing around like a lost puppy for at least half an hour.

Captain_Keeta | 22-11-2014 01:02

Knee therapy tomorrow. Hoorah.

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