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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
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Feeling random...?

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Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 19:54

Just finished my workout. Feeling good!

CaptainStabbin | 22-12-2014 23:07

Meatloaf heated in garlic and olive oil with fettucine alfredo. Yep

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 23:56

Lol @ PewDiePie being on South Park.

CaptainStabbin | 23-12-2014 03:58

That sucks Jen, but not that surprising with it being the week of christmas. They must have so much going through their facility that they just forget.

The Christmas Story is a shitty movie. I don't understand how people love it. It's just shit on top of shit with a leg lamp. I would rather go caroling than watch that movie.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 04:06

All i need is for denver to win and the final score to be 54 or above to win the pool. Got the points, but peyton's int just now to Adam Jones didnt help.

I just got fucked by Pacman.

Just like that old gypsy woman said.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 04:29

Goddamnit Peyton, why can't you wait until January to start choking like you usually do?

Captain_Keeta | 23-12-2014 12:51

Just wanna sleeeeep.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 18:57

Jesus christ, i think i'll get every carpet staple off the subfloor in my little room one by one in the sole of my shoe

Captain_Keeta | 23-12-2014 19:08

Today has been a long and tiring day already. Been at the gym for almost three hours now. Very tired.

CaptainStabbin | 23-12-2014 22:14

I don't know what to say after you post sometimes Jeff. I feel that I'm not alone in that feeling though.

For you beer snobs out there, any rare/really good IPAs you'd recommend?

Captain_Keeta | 23-12-2014 22:52

lolwut

Today was the last time I go to the gym for awhile.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 22:52

I'd recommend not drinking an IPA to be honest. Something about a beer with the start taste of stale coffee and the aftertaste of bile doesn't appeal to me

CaptainStabbin | 23-12-2014 22:53

It's a gift for my moms fiance

Captain_Keeta | 23-12-2014 22:59

Managed to remix some more Fatboy Slim. Sounds pretty shitty but once I master it, it'll be better.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 23:19

well then, Hop-ocalypse, simply for the cool-ass lable

Captain_Keeta | 23-12-2014 23:22

I'm all out of socks.

JDolla | 23-12-2014 23:42

I also suggest this for your holiday reading pleasure Joe

Cheater138 | 23-12-2014 23:48

So apaprently I get a Christmas bonus. No one else in my branch got the email about the bonus, so we're assuming it's me only who's getting it (along with about 30 other non-teller bank employees and the other part-time teller I trained with). We think it's because I've not yet started working toward quarterly sales bonuses, so they're including me in the general bonus this year... otherwise I'm just really special. Who cares though, free money.

CaptainStabbin | 24-12-2014 00:29

Anybody up for some pre-christmas buttplug?

JDolla | 24-12-2014 00:30

absolutely, in like 10 min.

Cheater138 | 24-12-2014 00:33

I'm wrapping presents, but I could use some musical encouragement.

PinkFloyd | 24-12-2014 00:57

Why don't you give some of those starving babies some of your money, Alyssa Milano? You have a lot more funkin money than I do. And your commercial is too long bitch.

JDolla | 24-12-2014 00:59

You know what might make you feel better about that bitch Alyssa Milano?

Plugging

Joeyy | 24-12-2014 01:07

You could say that about any celebrity promoting charities. And I think it often. But Alyssa Milano is a sweetheart. :p

Joeyy | 24-12-2014 01:07

I'm wrapping presents, but I could use some musical encouragement.

I thought you got that finished when Gary was out.

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