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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 03:54

Well I'm gonna be a cranky bitch all day because I'll piss and moan about "being in pain," and I'll end up getting wasted that I'll either fall and hurt my knee again, or be immobilized in my bed and choke on my vomit. Therefore, I'll mope around in my room with my vape and hate every minute of that day. I'll avoid people so I don't ruin the mood and I'll just sit on my laptop like I normally do.

JDolla | 22-12-2014 03:57

Well, i guess that counts as seeing results at the gym..

CaptainStabbin | 22-12-2014 04:04

I still don't follow how your plans of getting wasted are obliterated. You said youll bitch all day (nothing new there), and then end up getting wasted anyway.

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 04:09

You must have one of the chocolate lollies yourself, 'cause they're from Thornton's; my favourite chocolate makers and one you don't have over there.

CaptainStabbin | 22-12-2014 04:17

How do you feel about toblerone Joey?

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 04:30

Love 'em.

Juliet86 | 22-12-2014 06:41

I love Toblerone periodically.

Drinking tea to soothe a sore throat doesn't work out great when you choke on it and start coughing. :-/

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 12:55

Well I don't know how to explain it to you anymore.

CaptainStabbin | 22-12-2014 14:22

It's just that what you said doesn't make sense. Your plans to drink were ruined because you're in pain and going to drink anyway.

Vacation day today and tomorrow, love those 4 days weekends.

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 14:29

No because like I said, drinking three days after a surgery is probably not the best of ideas. I'm just gonna drink on Christmas eve.

What's everyone doing on this lovely Monday?

Juliet86 | 22-12-2014 14:39

Lying in bed watching TV because I'm sick. What are you doing?

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 14:41

What are you sick with?

Going to the gym again (

) and then coming home to relax.

Juliet86 | 22-12-2014 14:45

Not sure, really. I woke up in the middle of the night and had to throw up, but now I just have cold symptoms. I don't feel too bad, I'm just taking it easy to be safe.

Why the head shaking? Just don't hurt yourself.

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 14:52

Aw that sucks. Hope you feel better before Christmas rolls around.

Why the head shaking? Because I'm a jackass who shouldn't be going to the gym due to my hurt knee. I've already hurt it enough, what more could I possibly do?

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 15:04

Ew. Hope you're OK. Colds make my dad throw up; something to do with his sinuses. My sinuses have been acting up lately, so that better not start for me. Maybe yours are weird, too. Feel better.

JDolla | 22-12-2014 15:07

More damage, jackass.

As far as I can tell, you're either lying about your knee, lying about going to the gym, or have just the shittiest parents ever. Who lets their kid keep going to the gym with a bum knee, then with a sprained MCL? My money's on one of the first two...

Juliet86 | 22-12-2014 15:12

Thanks. I do feel OK now. I've never had colds do that before, but it's possible. I just hope it doesn't happen again.

zjenn4 | 22-12-2014 16:14

I'm pretty angry. I called UPS Friday to have them hold my packages for pick-up so I could this morning and the dude assured me I could. I drive all the way across town to go get them, wait 20 minutes to find out that not only are my packages not there, but they are on the truck going to be delivered to my house again. Their option to fix the error was for me to go meet the truck driver. Um, no, I have to go to work! Needless to say, I was not pleased, at all. I have to drive all the way back over there tomorrow morning to get my packages. RAWR!

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 17:07

Anyone want some pumpkin pie?! We've got plenty!

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 17:09

Poor Jen. Maybe someone at UPS just wanted to see your lovely face.

I'm very unimpressed by the lack of good Christmas films on Netflix and TV. Tempted to order a few now on Amazon Prime.

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 17:10

Joeyy, do they air the Christmas Story in the UK?

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 17:14

Which? I don't recognise either of the two that came up upon Googling.

Captain_Keeta | 22-12-2014 17:18

The 1983 one. Probably the funniest one too.

Joeyy | 22-12-2014 17:40

Hmm. I know the name, but nope, the plot isn't familiar.

JDolla | 22-12-2014 18:54

I love that my boss is 100% on board with me really only being here to answer phones this week. Absolutely nobody is going to get shit done in the 2.5 days before a long holiday.

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