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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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CarlJ | 19-12-2014 12:40

hey everyone. I'll have to catch the Dr. Who page you put up later....getting temp blocked at work again. bought my stepdaughter a Dr. Who Tardis necklace and some Dr. Who earrings...here's hoping she's like them. She's almost as big a fan as I am....except for the Weeping Angels....big dislike there.

JDolla | 19-12-2014 13:07

i have so much packing to do that it's not even funny

It's funny to me

. That's what you get for having loved ones.

CaptainStabbin | 19-12-2014 13:45

I giggled for a different reason

1st day back at work after 2 days of vacation, gotta say I'm not feeling it.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 13:48

What a boring day today is. And it's not even 9 yet.

PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 13:54

Welcome Jeff!!!

To real life!

Life without School....

Without something else other than whatever your future job is....

That is why we all have ...

(drumroll)

Hobbies!!! (find one for yourself, then not a boring day anymore!!!)

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 14:10

Sitting at an unnecessary Christmas concert at school. Ugh. Lol

PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 14:17

Hmmmm not unnecessary if you had learned to play an instrument (a real one no joking with Curtis here), then you would be up on the stage getting some real life creds to brag about on your college essay

Oh right! You don't know about that ONE yet!!! lol

kalsonberry | 19-12-2014 14:36

4 CSIs? I'm pretty sure there are only three that have aired: the original, Miami, and New York. New York is my personal favorite. I think there's supposed to be a new one called CSI: Cyber premiering in a few months.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 15:03

Would never do that.

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 15:05

what, a college essay?

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 15:09

That too. But play in my school band.

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 15:10

I believe you were being genuine, but my English mind can only read that in a sarcastic tone, Practice.

Attempting to make my room look less like an elf dumped half of Santa's workshop on my floor. Watching LotR instead of Christmas films, because awesomeness.

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 15:21

can barely wait until it's time to go today

well deserved vacation awaits, though i'm not looking forward to spending nearly 12h inside a plane. it gets really boring really quick

CaptainStabbin | 19-12-2014 15:21

Horrible advice

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 15:25

Aren't you travelling with the wife? Pick some travel-size games up at the airport, along with a good book. Hopefully the in-flight movie won't be too bad...and there's always the mile high club.

Cheater138 | 19-12-2014 15:27

I have to say, I somewhat enjoyed being in band when I was in high school, but it's not had any effect on my life outside of high school. Has not been mentioned on job applications or college anything and I've dusted off the instrument maybe a handful of times in the last 10 years.

FireWaterBurn6 | 19-12-2014 15:29

The funny part to me was the suggestion that jeff could even come close to surviving college

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 15:34

Aren't you travelling with the wife?

i was, up until her douchecanoe of a professor scheduled a final exam and she had to reschedule her flight to sunday. this will suck.

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 15:36

who schedules an exam for saturday, december the 20th anyway. i told her she should give me his email so that i could proceed to subscribe him to a plethora of spam, mostly porn-related, so that he could never see the end of his inbox again

best petty revenge i could think of

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 15:41

I've got such a back ache because of how I slept last night.

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 15:43

Ah, that sucks. Hope you hadn't already booked the flight. Petty spam idea it is.

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 15:51

oh, we had. months in advance too.. there goes 300€ down the drain for rescheduling

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 16:08

Watching the Simpsons in U.S. History.

kalsonberry | 19-12-2014 16:25

B, is the euro symbol a key on your keyboard?

CarlJ | 19-12-2014 16:26

watching the Simpsons in US History????? seriously???? I weep for the future

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