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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 00:59

Well congratulations Jeff! You have a good opportunity to learn from him too about the ways of the world.... (See Gotham's Alfred the Wayne Butler as he teaches young Bruce the same).... Guess school is not over for you in 2014... you have many many life lessons to learn still!

Cheater138 | 19-12-2014 01:03

Fancy Christmas party for the bank on Saturday.. I really should have gotten a hair cut this week. Will have to dye it tomorrow and have that be enough. Need to repaint my nails too, and dig my dress out of the closet.

FireWaterBurn6 | 19-12-2014 01:34

Practice, it's likely a lie by Jeff.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 01:34

He wears a monocle.

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 01:39

...

Did Bryan enjoy the party the other day, Sarah?

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 01:41

And a suit. He's awesome.

Cheater138 | 19-12-2014 01:44

Yes, he had a great time. It was at the bowling alley, which he's been asking to go to a lot lately. He got to see Santa, bowled a game, had some pizza and got a gift.

FireWaterBurn6 | 19-12-2014 01:45

Actually I think he's telling a random joke.

Coworker made meatloaf. Glory.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 01:45

Sounds like fun.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 01:46

No, he's real.

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 01:53

Awesome. Did he get shy or nervous around Santa at all?

Once, when we took Mil to see Santa, she found a piece of Lego on the floor and asked him if she could keep it. He said yes, and she loved it more than the actual gift he gave her.

Cheater138 | 19-12-2014 01:54

Yeah, he wouldn't talk really. Shook his head to answer questions but he warmed right up when Santa handed him a gift.

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 01:58

Haha, aw, that seems common with younger kids. We've had kids up to eight/nine visiting the Santas at the community centres and it's like, "Really? How haven't you found out by now?" Though maybe they know and just want a free gift. :p

PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 02:34

Its ok FWB6, I'm willing to give Jeff the benefit of the doubt and watch and see in coming weeks if having Bertrand there has a positive effect on him!

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 02:40

Fine you win, Bertrand doesn't exist. Only in the Sims he does.

Funny story though:

Every day in my English class, our teacher gives up challenging words and the definitions of them and we have to use them in a sentence, and I normally have my "Adventures With Bertrand" and my English teacher gives me a 100 for the day for making him laugh his ass off. Bertrand only exists in the Sims 3 because he is in fact, a butler. A kickass butler that is.

PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 02:57

No worries.... not the first time I've been proven wrong, nor is it the last!!

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 03:00

Bertrand is love, Bertrand is life.

CaptainStabbin | 19-12-2014 03:01

You win again Jeff, hilarious story and you got another 100 for the competition you have with nobody here.

Jen and all the other Doctor Who Fans

Joeyy | 19-12-2014 03:06

That belongs in the Christmas thread, although a whole category is kinda cheating.

I like that it was
Practice: I believe you
Jeff: OK, I lied.

Cheater138 | 19-12-2014 03:08

I got my sister the cookbook on that list for Christmas this year. She'd probably love the Tardis spatula and Sonic Screwdriver potato peeler too.

zjenn4 | 19-12-2014 03:20

YES! I want a Dalek ornament, the lights, the heat changing mug... just to identify a few nifty items!

zjenn4 | 19-12-2014 04:07

What an open-ended potentially heart-breaking ending of Covert Affairs!

zjenn4 | 19-12-2014 04:15

The only CSI I ever watched at all was Miami. I caught an episode of the original CSI. I didn't know all 4 versions of the show have/had theme songs by The Who.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 11:34

Woo! I am the victor Batman!

indiechick_ | 19-12-2014 11:57

i have so much packing to do that it's not even funny

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