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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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Joeyy | 18-12-2014 22:54

Show us your ugly sweater.

JDolla | 18-12-2014 22:58

Show Us Your Hits

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 22:59

Well, this night has gotten pretty crappy. Just found out that a really good friend of mine has stomach ulcers in his small intestines. Man, words can't describe how pissed I am. He's a good kid, he doesn't deserve that.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 23:02

it happens and they can heal. a lot of it is what you eat...and stress. i've had them before.....if you eat right and take care of it..they heal

Joeyy | 18-12-2014 23:06

Haha (at XJ).

My friend had ulcers in school, too. Like Carl said, they can get better. Her stomach's fine now.

Joeyy | 18-12-2014 23:08

But that does suck. They made her sick a lot back then.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 23:17

He blames his anxiety.

FU anxiety.

JDolla | 18-12-2014 23:38

Main cause of ulcers in people under 25, aside from real diseases, is an acidic diet. Does he drink a shit-load of Redbull? Someone I apparently should remember (people keep telling me I should, anyway) from high school got really bad ulcers like 2 years ago. apparently he was drinking like 4 Redbulls a day and the high acid content had f'd up his stomach.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 23:43

Redbull is a leading cause of stomach ulcers? Shit.

No, he's got very bad anxiety.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 23:46

it can be. like Jeremy said...an acidic diet.....on top of what the stomach produces..yeah, that'll do it. tell your buddy to chill......there is NOTHING worth worrying about at your age....save it for when you get older.

JDolla | 18-12-2014 23:46

jesus you're awful at reading comprehension.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 23:50

Lol no, that's not the case here. Redbull apparently is a cause of stomach ulcers if you drink a shit load of that piss water.

FireWaterBurn6 | 18-12-2014 23:54

Anxiety must be the go to scapegoat for all the spoiled whiny suburban kids for any situation.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 00:00

Good one.

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 00:02

there is NOTHING worth worrying about at your age

I strongly disagree because I'm worrying about my grades now. It's hard not worry when you care. I know it's pathetic that I worry too much, but that's just who I am.

FireWaterBurn6 | 19-12-2014 00:02

That was actually serious and not a joke.

CaptainStabbin | 19-12-2014 00:05

buttplug?

Of course there are things you worry about Jeff, but he said there is nothing worth worrying about. You need to go back to whatever grade teaches reading comprehension. It has been awful today.

JDolla | 19-12-2014 00:10

I wholeheartedly endorse the plugging

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 00:11

I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.

JDolla | 19-12-2014 00:18

Wow, there's a shit ton of people in the plug room tonight. it's totally awesome. those of you who haven't joined already totally should

CaptainStabbin | 19-12-2014 00:20

I thought there was a max number of people per room, we're way passed it. It's like a rave in there

JDolla | 19-12-2014 00:21

it's also drug free/there's free drugs.

whichever you personally prefer.

PracticePractic | 19-12-2014 00:21

Catching up...

Great going Jeremy on your house! You are one speedy builder!

oh and speaking of comprehension, Jeff wrote:

It's official. We have a butler.

Hmmmm unless its a hoax/joke... do you?

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2014 00:43

His name is Bertrand.

JDolla | 19-12-2014 00:55

the shit is all kinds of broken for me Joe. Tell my scores of fans that I'll try again later

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