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kalsonberry | 14-11-2014 20:06

I feel kind of bad winning again with another lame post...sorry about that.

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PinkFloyd | 18-12-2014 19:26

Nightmares.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 19:37

and in space....no one can hear you scream. lol back from lunch nap.....those work out great. except when the office pest comes in and disturbs you.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 19:51

Scariness.

Juliet86 | 18-12-2014 20:07

You know that "quid" only refers to pounds?

I was converting/translating for you.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:10

I apparently have enough points on my subway card for three free foot longs.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 20:20

hmmmmm....that's quite interesting....

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:23

What's the problem?

I'm lost again. lol

FireWaterBurn6 | 18-12-2014 20:27

I'm sure those footlongs will go down easy. Bacon cheeseburgers tonight.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:29

We make those every Super Bowl. They're pretty good.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 20:31

good one Curt.
forgot to pull anything out of the freezer for dinner. hmmm, might improvise..have tacos from Tampico

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:32

These "shitty Christmas pranks" on YouTube are freaking hilarious.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 20:45

grilled chicken salad from Ten Penney!

One week to Christmas! Two weeks to 2015! 5 months and 2 weeks to Hawaii 5-0!

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:50

Got my ugly Christmas sweater for tomorrow. Should be an interesting day.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 20:52

yeah buddy....

JDolla | 18-12-2014 20:52

Expert's opinion seems to be that I can't really move the wall I want to without doing some major work. Kinda disappointed, but at the same time it saves me time and money.

Plumbing is like 80% buttoned up, still need a water heater and one bathroom put together. then it's just paint, floors, some miscellaneous things here and there and I'm moving in.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 20:53

I've yet to try the new, "YouTube posting."

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 21:08

Sounds like you're moving right along Jeremy.

it's pretty cool to do Jeff. works very easily

Joeyy | 18-12-2014 21:10

Our ears, Carl. Think of our ears.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 21:11

Don't think of Van Goh's ear though, he only had one.

CarlJ | 18-12-2014 21:27

whoops.\

and he actually used to have two.....lol

Joeyy | 18-12-2014 21:28

Earist.

I was looking at this list of the most populous to fifth most populous cities in each US state, because the quiz made me interested, and it seems to think Florida is in Delaware. (Evidently someone messed up the table.)

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 21:29

Heh, Earist. :p

kalsonberry | 18-12-2014 21:33

Wow, all of the top 10 most populous cities in Arizona are in the Phoenix area except for Tucson.

kalsonberry | 18-12-2014 21:36

Yeah I think the five listed after Florida are correct for Florida...those are the only two cities I know in Delaware though.

Captain_Keeta | 18-12-2014 22:41

Apparently, I'm "Mr. Picture Man" because everyone wants pictures with me tomorrow? Seems legit.

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