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kalsonberry | 15-09-2014 00:58

Oh wow, I get to make another one! First win for me as well.

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zjenn4 | 24-10-2014 00:50

AW, how did you do that? Try to eat one too soon out of the oven?

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 01:21

Haha.

No, I dunked it in my freshly poured mug of hot water. Normally, if a biscuit's been dunked too long in a hot drink, it just falls apart. I'm an expert at knowing the perfect dunking times for various biscuits (or cookies to you

). This one held strong; it was just extremely hot. It tricked me!

zjenn4 | 24-10-2014 01:34

I want chocolate biscuit cookies now.

Captain_Keeta | 24-10-2014 01:35

We win 63-29!

Captain_Keeta | 24-10-2014 01:36

On the other hand...

Oh shit.

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 01:44

Aww. I would share with you if I could.

Captain_Keeta | 24-10-2014 01:47

There is freaking Ebola in NY!

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 02:17

"City health officials repeated that Ebola is difficult to contract, since people must come into direct contact with body fluids of an infected and symptomatic person."

It can't be that difficult, or there wouldn't be an outbreak at all. Very fortunate that this person (a doctor) hadn't started working and treating patients in New York after being back.

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 02:21

Are you getting your WhatsApp messages, Lisa? I sent one earlier today and a few days ago that apparently haven't been delivered.

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 02:23

No, I haven't got any in days :S. But you're the only one I talk to on there, so I wouldn't know if it's just yours.

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 02:25

OK, I just needed to open the app and the messages showed up, so I guess it's just the notifications that don't work.

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 02:25

I know mine are sending to other people, so maybe yours need updating, or perhaps paying for?

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 02:25

Oh, never mind that, then.

Odd.

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 02:26

Paying for? I hope that doesn't happen.

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 03:00

You have to pay for it after so many days, remember? But it's less than a pound a year.

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 03:03

No, I've never had to pay or been informed I will have to. It's probably only on Android. That sucks.

Juliet86 | 24-10-2014 03:04

Although less than a pound a year isn't bad.

Olivia_Ka | 24-10-2014 03:05

You have to pay for it after so many days, remember?

Paying the fine I have mentioned last month?

But it's less than a pound a year.

For losing weight? But Joey, I count in kilos, not in pounds here.

Leaving this thread again, since I don't understand a thing!

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 03:15

Talking about something else, Celine.

Olivia_Ka | 24-10-2014 03:54

You want me to talk about something else? I don't know what I could talk about. I don't understand this thread anymore.

Captain_Keeta | 24-10-2014 10:54

Here we go again.

FireWaterBurn6 | 24-10-2014 12:36

Joke retracted due to new forum rules.

Short work week. I think tonight I'll just chill at home. Eve 6 free concert tomorrow afternoon.

FireWaterBurn6 | 24-10-2014 13:45

Great yellowcard review Kaleb. That was a solid read. Like you said about people leaving early, it was the same as NFG. It was actually hilarious to see like a wave of chubby 15 yr oldgirls leave when NFG was setting up and a tidal wave of tattooed 25-32 year old guys surge towards the front.

At least when I saw mxpx it was mainly all oldet bands. NFG had a weird crowd from playing with We Are The In Crowd.

indiechick_ | 24-10-2014 14:59

starting my exec education course today. goodbye friday nights and saturday mornings for the next year.

Joeyy | 24-10-2014 16:09

Damn, what bad hours for a course.

Had a scan today. Felt like she was trying to break my insides.

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