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juicy1 | 11-08-2014 16:00

Wow, 10 years and this is my first win. Woohoo!!!

Sorry for the delay on creating it, got sidetracked with work
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zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 16:13

Ha, I saw someone posting about the shower curtain on facebook. I wouldn't have thought it weird if you had mentioned it.

Captain_Keeta | 11-08-2014 16:14

Kaleb, did you see the picture?

Joeyy | 11-08-2014 16:15

If we had a shower curtain, I'd get my Mum a periodic table one (ours has glass doors).

juicy1 | 11-08-2014 16:16

Haha, it isn't like you to shy away from something like that.

Been trying to reign in the sex jokes/comments or things I say being taken that way for the last 2 weeks or so.

CarlJ | 11-08-2014 16:18

kaleb, i can't right now, they have a temp block on youtube. if you can get to it, just type in big bang theory call me maybe..it should come right up it's a great skit the cast and crew did

Joeyy | 11-08-2014 16:19

Here you go. Think I pinned it on Pinterest a while back.

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 16:21

Haha! That is the best! As if we need any additional reasons to love The Big Bang Theory?!

Bazinga!

CarlJ | 11-08-2014 16:27

thanks Joey! and yep jen.....what's more, they are good for 3 more years after signing their mega contracts last week!....
knock, knock, knock
Joey.....

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 17:05

So if I am receiving severance until August 25th, does that count as an earning income? I'm trying to start filing for unemployment, or 'reemployment assistance' and because I indicated that I am receiving severance right now, it won't let me file until after the 16th. I'm confused, should I say yes and wait to file later, or say no since it's technically not an earned income and see if it will let me file now? My final severance deposit will only cover 1 week, not 2, so I want the unemployment to kick in to help off set that.

kalsonberry | 11-08-2014 17:10

Nice Jeff! Thanks Carl, I'll watch it later today.

juicy1 | 11-08-2014 17:12

I'd say no and see if you can get the unemployment. Worst case they catch on and you say you were confused because you didn't know it was earned income.

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 17:13

I think I answered my own question, I went back to look at it and it said work and earn, so since I am not working to earn, I think I can select 'no' and be ok.

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 17:14

lol, or have waited another few seconds for Joe's answer.

Captain_Keeta | 11-08-2014 17:35

Glad you liked it Kaleb!

Joeyy | 11-08-2014 17:47

I worry I'd end up in jail if I had more finances to take care of.

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 17:51

Aw.

I think you could do it.

Ugh, this is getting silly. So yes, I closed out my 401K to pay down my credit card, so do I include this as an income? I am not receiving 'payments' from it, I received a payment, but I am not truly benefiting from the funds, JP Morgan Chase is. Anyway, I have to scan the unemployment office copies of my severance package documentation, so I guess this will be put on hold for now until I can figure out where to scan this all to myself.

Cheater138 | 11-08-2014 17:53

I wouldn't include the 401k unless it specifically asks for that type of payout.

juicy1 | 11-08-2014 17:55

technically its money you already earned Jen, shouldn't have to list it.

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 17:58

That is what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure. Thanks, friends!

CarlJ | 11-08-2014 17:59

yep, what Joe said Jen.
Knock, Knock, knock
Jen
knock, knock knock
jen
knock, knock, knoc
jen

zjenn4 | 11-08-2014 18:01

lol, huh? Who is there?

CarlJ | 11-08-2014 18:02

sorry, doing my best impersonation of sheldon online

Joeyy | 11-08-2014 18:11

If that K stands for grand...*scooches closer to Jen*

Cheater138 | 11-08-2014 18:14

haha, if only, Joey. 401k is a type of savings/retirement program, not $401k.

Captain_Keeta | 11-08-2014 18:16

So bored. Again.

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