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Captain_Keeta | 01-02-2015 20:44
I like humping cows.
saina | 06-02-2015 21:52
I love it when onions make me cry.
Captain_Keeta | 07-02-2015 03:27
Dog poo is the best Valentines Gift.
PopstarKim1 | 13-02-2015 07:09
Fake people are the best because the give you free pills.
Captain_Keeta | 13-02-2015 09:48
I do appreciate you farting while I eat.
Musicwizard211 | 13-02-2015 21:12
I feel totally comfortable being ignored by you on Valentine's day while I stare at other people around me making out with their boyfriends!
Captain_Keeta | 13-02-2015 21:25
Fapping underwater isn't awkward.
Musicwizard211 | 13-02-2015 22:30
I love exams, they are the bomb!
Captain_Keeta | 13-02-2015 22:31
I want my tongue chopped off.
saina | 14-02-2015 17:57
I am so pleased to see my lecture's bulging tummy through her lace top.
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2015 18:07
This new Skype update is amazing.
fishmunky | 14-02-2015 18:10
used anal beads? I'd be an idiot not to buy!
Captain_Keeta | 14-02-2015 19:21
Nice sweater.
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 19:26
I'm wanting to fall down the stairs again because I love the injuries from it.
Captain_Keeta | 19-02-2015 19:26
Fights with the girl you like is the best.
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 19:31
Fights with teachers are the best thing if you can't fight with your significant other.
Captain_Keeta | 19-02-2015 19:59
I love jumping off cliffs!
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 20:01
I must have a panic attack because they're better than being with my significant other.
Captain_Keeta | 19-02-2015 20:02
Yeah, continue to be my head in with a jackhammer.
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 20:05
Please stab me with that flaming sword as much as you want in the arm.
Captain_Keeta | 19-02-2015 20:05
I don't need teeth.
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 20:12
I don't need to stay safe because I can't die even if I'm beheaded.
goretski | 19-02-2015 20:15
Valentines Day without SEX Sucks!!!!
Captain_Keeta | 19-02-2015 20:15
I wanna ride a dragon.
Bee98 | 19-02-2015 20:24
I need to have my laptop beheaded.(I'm not sure how that would work.)
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