Love Songs (They Kill Me)

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Olivia_Ka | 12-04-2013 16:58

Let me introduce myself : I'm Céline, from Lyon, a real French lyricist/poet/writer. Here's my work, inspired by one of my current, favourite singer-songwriters : Le Chevalier de Rinchy's "Mes Plus Belles Chansons D'Amour" (Side A). I have a crush on Guillaume since February 5 & I think that the long-haired boy is a smoking hot chap !

All his love songs are short, because they last less than 10 seconds. He uses a lot of female names, too : Cyrine, Sonia, Élodie, Cécilia, Carole, Ovania, Tina, Colette, Gwendoline & so on...

* offtopic :
Guillaume borrowed the title of his medley to Salvatore Adamo's album... I did the same, by taking the title from Cinema Bizarre.

I dedicate all my medley to Maïa Roger & Guillaume de Rinchy.

Of course, like him, I did a kind of unconstructed medley. I started my short songs on March 18. All my lyrics are in French. I did the music too, but I haven't recorded my own songs yet. Sometimes, I borrow melodies to others. As for me, I use male names.

I did my short songs at different dates, different times of the day (either morning, afternoon or evening) & some of them come to my mind when I wake up.

Here are the 23 I already wrote.

Cher Monsieur !
Cher Monsieur !
Mon plus grand tourment, je l'avoue :
Je ne rêve que de vous !

Mark Izambar
La la la la, Mark, tu vends de l'or en barre !

Un autre homme
Un autre homme dans ma vie.

Laurence
Mon mec s'appelle Laurence.

Pour Théo K.
Dis ! Théo, je t'en prie !
Ne t'en fais pas pour moi !

Châle alla là
J'sais plus quoi dire ! (3 times)

As-tu un peu de charme ?
As-tu un peu de charme ?

Tapé dans l'œil...
Je lui ai tapé dans l'œil...

Un triple neuf
Alternate title : 1999
En mille neuf cent nonante-neuf
J'aurais voulu être sa meuf !

Pas cap !
Lyrics by me, music by Felix Powell & Matt Prime
Music based on Eliza Doolittle's Pack Up
Pas cap de t'rappeler mon prénom, gros malin !

Après le vernissage
Lyrics by me, music by Vincent-Marie Bouvot
Music based on Julie Pietri's Nuit Sans Issue
Mangeons un plat de vermicelles.

Donald Gouras
Don' tout c'que t'as ! (3 times, with variations)

Mick au réveil
Note : the boy's name first had a D, but I changed it for M.
Mick, oh ! Mick ! J'ai une panne de réveil.

Voulez-vous danser avec moi ?
Voulez-vous danser avec moi ?
Je ne refuserai pas !

Axel Gamet
J'accélère et Axel erre.

Vincent Cannier
Tes baisers, Vincent, me semblent troublants.

Je rêve encore de toi
Je rêve encore de toi.

Ce n'est pas une mince affaire
Ce n'est pas une mince affaire.

Samuel Gellert
Samuel, mon cœur me brûle, je t'aime !

Il m'a piqué mes lunettes !
Note : dedicated to the boy named Guillaume.
Il m'a piqué mes lunettes !

Laisse-moi te raconter...
Laisse-moi te raconter...
Tout ce qui s'est passé.

Pardon, j'ai marché sur vos plates-bandes !
Pardon, j'ai marché sur vos plates-bandes !

Dis-moi, Pascal
Dis-moi, Pascal, qu'est-ce que tu caches sous ta chemise ?

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Olivia_Ka | 05-06-2013 13:34

Fifty Songs !

His song Du lait de coco dans le dos fits perfectly with my fiftieth song.

Glace à la pistache en pleine face
Glace à la pistache en pleine face.

Olivia_Ka | 07-06-2013 10:34

His song Il faisait vraiment doux pour la saison fits perfectly with this one.

Bertrand Thälmann
Bertrand, parle-moi du temps qu'il fait chez toi.

Captain_Keeta | 08-06-2013 22:28

Celine, these are very interesting!

Olivia_Ka | 09-06-2013 10:19

Thanks very much Jeff !

Between 2006 & 2008, Guillaume had his own TV show, where he invited some friends to perform their own songs. His song Je ne pense qu'à ça fits perfectly with this one.

Monomaniaque
C'est devenu une manie !
Je ne fais que penser à lui !

Olivia_Ka | 11-06-2013 12:18

The dark-haired boy's song Oulà fits perfectly with this one.

Je m'éparpille
Doux lit de dame. (3 times, with variations)

Captain_Keeta | 11-06-2013 14:56

Not a problem!
I can actually comprehend most of what you are typing because I have taken 2 years of French.

Olivia_Ka | 14-06-2013 11:06

Great !

I think that De Rinchy is a little maniac & not a very good singer. But he's a good guy when he performs live, either solo (he plays the acoustic guitar and there are 2 or 3 musicians with him) or as the backing vocalist and drummer of the punk/rock'n'roll duet le Club des Chats. Also, the duet's songs last at least one minute !

I think it's even better than the studio version.

The charming chap's song Veux-tu m'accompagner, Tina, au cinéma ? fits perfectly with this one.

Lucas Jastrun
Allons voir cette comédie, Lucas, j'y crois !

Olivia_Ka | 19-06-2013 10:10

Le Club des Chats are Maïa (vocals, bass tom, guitar, lyrics and music) & Guillaume (backing vocals, drums, percussion, keyboards, music, engineer, mixing and producer).

His song Il avait réussi à lui toucher les seins fits perfectly with this one.

Réginald Buck
Enlève tes mains de moi, Réginald ! Peloteur !

Olivia_Ka | 25-06-2013 07:50

Guillaume is a tease poet. Of course, he's not the first. He's always happy, that's why I find him charming. I keep talking about him to everyone I know. His song Pourquoi m'a-t-elle laissé son numéro de téléphone ? fits perfectly with this one.

Pour William M.
Note : the boy's name originally ended by Y.
Je ne t'appelle pas, William !
J'ai peur de tomber sur ta femme !

Olivia_Ka | 04-07-2013 06:17

De Rinchy is a little lyricist & a little actor too. His song Ah tiens, nous habitons le même quartier ! fits perfectly with this one.

Mais oui ! Nous sommes de la même région !
Mais oui ! Nous sommes de la même région !

Olivia_Ka | 12-07-2013 04:11

In 2009 & 2010, De Rinchy & Oso El Roto (the bearded guy from another band, Dudu Geva) hosted another musical TV show, Nimp Show (nonsense). A bear and a bird, well, well, they are 2 special kinds.
* offtopic :
Either hosts or guests, some of those guys smoked fags & drank beer, yeah !
They both were spicy & rock'n'roll with their psychedelic looks. Very good ! His song Je te vois, mais pas toi fits perfectly with this one.

Je suis là, derrière toi
Tu m'vois pas ?
C'est pour ça
Car j'suis là
Derrière toi !

Olivia_Ka | 18-07-2013 13:45

What more can I say ? That Guillaume is a nice guy. His song Mais je t'aime, Élodie fits perfectly with this one.

Effectivement !
J'ai relu ta lettre, Bastien.

Olivia_Ka | 01-08-2013 12:49

Long dark hair, beard and cigarette in hand : you recognised my knight. Number sixty ! His song Le jour, la nuit fits perfectly with this one.

Pluie et beau temps
Pluie et beau temps.

Olivia_Ka | 05-08-2013 13:18

His song Qui a dit ça ? fits perfectly with this one.

Stefan, do, ré
C'est Stefan qui l'a dit ! Il n'a pas honte ?

Olivia_Ka | 11-08-2013 13:49

His song Mais par où êtes-vous rentrée ? is my favourite on his record. It fits perfectly with this one.

Par la porte du couloir !
Je ne vois pas
Par où... À part
La porte du couloir !

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