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JDolla
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JDolla | 22-09-2011 18:49
I've decided to jump on the "depressing-ass emo poem" train that seems to be taking this place over. I'm not sure I'm doing it right, though. Also, they're all Haiku.

Going to cut myself
another piece of that cake
That sh*t tasted great.

Nothing but darkness
Hey, I just found the light switch.
It was on the wall.

There's nothing but pain
Before I found the light switch,
f*ckin' banged my shin.

So sad all the time.
FOX won't bring back Firefly.
That show was so good.

All that is, is black.
Except for all of those things that
are other colors.

There is nothing left
for me to eat in the fridge.
I hate my roommates.
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Joeyy
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Joeyy | 22-09-2011 19:07
This is soo good, I can really relate
loribobori
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loribobori | 22-09-2011 20:00
OMG! this is the best one EVER!
firefly - how i weep for wash.
serious 'review' - when i first read the last line, i thought you said you ATE your roommates. which is funnier. but, all in all, i'll give this a 72, dick. it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
* offtopic :
just in case, i'm not calling you names... it's an american bandstand (dick clark) reference.
zjenn4
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zjenn4 | 22-09-2011 21:42
I think this is my favorite poem posted/shared thus far.
Juliet86
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Juliet86 | 22-09-2011 22:01
That's the best set of haikus I've ever read. Not even kidding.
JDolla
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JDolla | 22-09-2011 22:19
I've done better. my senior year of high school, we were given an assignment where we either had to write two pages of essay or one of poems. the subject: being safe while crossing the street. we live in a rural area, no street crossings. pissed off that i was a 17 year old writing anything on this subject, i wrote one page of haiku poems about safe street crossings. volunteering to read them aloud in class, i was no longer allowed to read anything i had written for the rest of the year.
JDolla
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JDolla | 23-09-2011 01:40
What's that? You want more?

Cried myself to sleep.
Tried to jump into the bed,
fell awkward, crushed scrote

Just want it to end.
Avatar is far too long,
and not all that great.

I just hope the emo kids will relate to these sad, sad poems.
Joeyy
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Joeyy | 23-09-2011 03:47
You should write more and try to get them published.
l0ck3y
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l0ck3y | 23-09-2011 11:37
they are actually more funny then sad...but they are still good...i have to admit it...
JDolla
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JDolla | 23-09-2011 12:26
No one understands
when I speak to them in the
language I made up.

Nobody gets me
anything for my birthday.
I have shitty friends.

There is emptiness
deep down inside of me. I
shouldn't have skipped lunch.

There is no point to
any of my pencils. I
need a sharpener.
Dagor
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Dagor | 23-09-2011 14:00
After reading that moving poetry I have a deep urge to go and cut myself as well. Thank you!
JDolla
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JDolla | 23-09-2011 14:25
thank you daniel. i'm just glad people can relate.

Leering at despair
of pants on the store's sale shelf.
I hope they fit me.

Dagor
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Dagor | 23-09-2011 15:15
but honestly, they made me laugh a lot! They're good.
JDolla
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JDolla | 23-09-2011 21:07
I showed these to a friend of mine. He cried. They must really be sad...
DarkAngel
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DarkAngel | 23-09-2011 22:03
I bet he cried of laghter ...... lol
BTW:nice job there ....... I do feel like u r mocking about feeling in there .... and they gave a good laugh when I read them I must admit ...... but 2 be honest they are REALLY good ......... keep it up
novelbite5
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novelbite5 | 23-09-2011 22:26
seems like his just making fun of emos to me -__-
Vampyre97
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Vampyre97 | 24-09-2011 02:09
I agree with NovelBite5.. You are a really good writer tho.. You shouldn't introduce them as "depressing-ass emo poems" that could be taken as an insult...
JDolla
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JDolla | 24-09-2011 03:07
I would never want to insult someone (especially not an entire genre of people) on the internet. I feel like that's actually against the law...
JDolla
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JDolla | 24-09-2011 03:38
Struggling to breathe.
Maybe I shouldn't have bought
discount scuba tanks.

It all crashes down.
Bowling ball collections don't
go on the top shelf.

Man, I'm feeling blue.
Also, I'm tasting yellow.
LSD is cool.

i'm running out of ways to start these things...

Joeyy
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Joeyy | 24-09-2011 03:48
Here you go, maybe this will inspire some more.
JDolla
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JDolla | 24-09-2011 04:09
the ones that are 5 syllables suck, and the ones that i could work with have too many.
girliefairytale
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girliefairytale | 24-09-2011 10:12
Oh my god, these are too funny.
Dagor
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Dagor | 24-09-2011 15:15
the prob of your loss of inspiration is that emo itself is very limited .. once you have used all of the limited emo-stuff like dark, pain, black, cut it becomes difficult. Emos are to blame here! They should be more diverse in their expression of their unworthy existence
kayanee
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kayanee | 25-09-2011 00:03
lol nice poems. hey dagor (plz dont think im tryin to b mean) not all emos cut. for some ppl its like a sub-culture. like clothes and hairstyle and stuff
JDolla
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JDolla | 28-09-2011 14:30
Why don't you love me?
Because I shot your brother?
OK, Fair enough.

The pain never ends.
Hurt my back while moving my
refrigerator

JDolla
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JDolla | 28-09-2011 16:27
Why won't you listen
to better music. Truly,
Nickelback sucks ass.

Its really all gone.
I Just can't believe someone
drank all my good beer.

Crying all the time.
Why did I take this job as
an onion cutter?
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