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    It was bound to happen.

    JDolla
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    JDolla22-09-2011 18:49
    I've decided to jump on the "depressing-ass emo poem" train that seems to be taking this place over. I'm not sure I'm doing it right, though. Also, they're all Haiku.

    Going to cut myself
    another piece of that cake
    That sh*t tasted great.

    Nothing but darkness
    Hey, I just found the light switch.
    It was on the wall.

    There's nothing but pain
    Before I found the light switch,
    f*ckin' banged my shin.

    So sad all the time.
    FOX won't bring back Firefly.
    That show was so good.

    All that is, is black.
    Except for all of those things that
    are other colors.

    There is nothing left
    for me to eat in the fridge.
    I hate my roommates.
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    JDolla
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    JDolla22-02-2015 13:01
    If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor immediately.
    Cheater138
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    Cheater13822-02-2015 14:11
    Well that explains the bag of dicks mentioned in Randomness....
    Captain_Keeta
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    Captain_Keeta22-02-2015 16:26
    Jeremy, these are really clever. Copyright them immediately.
    JDolla
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    JDolla22-04-2016 02:22
    I can't find the words
    I wish I hadn't misplaced
    My dictionary

    The wound never heals
    You'd think I would know by now
    Not to pick at scabs

    The vast emptiness
    Once it was filled, now empty
    I need a new beer

    How painful the fall
    I tripped running down the stairs
    And broke my ass bone
    FireWaterBurn6
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    penalty
    FireWaterBurn622-04-2016 13:41
    My butthole still burns
    Brett used pizza sauce as lube
    You can call me Jeff
    Captain_Keeta
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    Captain_Keeta22-04-2016 14:06
    * offtopic :
    hahaha it's hard to be offended by that because it's pretty funny.
    FireWaterBurn6
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    FireWaterBurn623-04-2016 04:39
    Please just call me Jeff
    Sometimes I use Brett's butt plug
    Just like a binky
    JDolla
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    JDolla23-04-2016 14:14
    Sophomore slump Curt, your second one wasn't great. 2/5 following up a solid 5. Gotta work on that imagery a little more. Believe me, its hard to harp on the same subject multiple times with a syllable constraint without re-using lines and ideas. But keep at it, you'll get there. We'll make an offsensive Japanese poet out of you yet.
    megdoll187
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    megdoll18723-04-2016 18:04


    I love this thread
    roxcyn
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    roxcyn23-04-2016 21:14
    Why does the title remind me of the song "Shut up and dance"?
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