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JDolla | 22-09-2011 18:49

I've decided to jump on the "depressing-ass emo poem" train that seems to be taking this place over. I'm not sure I'm doing it right, though. Also, they're all Haiku.

Going to cut myself
another piece of that cake
That sh*t tasted great.

Nothing but darkness
Hey, I just found the light switch.
It was on the wall.

There's nothing but pain
Before I found the light switch,
f*ckin' banged my shin.

So sad all the time.
FOX won't bring back Firefly.
That show was so good.

All that is, is black.
Except for all of those things that
are other colors.

There is nothing left
for me to eat in the fridge.
I hate my roommates.

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kayanee | 03-10-2011 02:34

lol i like the last 2

JDolla | 12-10-2011 02:56

My heart truly aches.
Probably because of my
unhealthy diet.

AloeVista | 19-10-2011 19:12

You're certainly a great comedic poet, a lot of those actually made me laugh and I could even relate to some of them o.O nice work keeping it simple, funny, and easy to relate~

JDolla | 26-12-2011 15:01

Cold on the inside.
Guess I shouldn't have drank that
Liquid Nitrogen.

It's always painful
To stare directly at the
sun. F*ck, now i'm blind.

My soul has been raped.
And by soul I mean body.
Prison really sucks.

kayanee | 04-01-2012 19:51

lmao

exhumedneuron | 26-07-2013 23:29

hahaha. this is sheer brilliance

Saina1712 | 26-07-2013 23:34

You're great. Don't stop, please. Cry your heart out.

cutie_13 | 27-07-2013 18:25

Hahaha love 'em!

JDolla | 16-08-2013 23:25

The cut is so deep
The crimson flow does not stop
I suck at shaving.

Inspired by true recent events.

JDolla | 17-08-2013 01:52

Just can't take the pain
And all the constant pressure
F--king wisdom teeth

Joeyy | 17-08-2013 02:25

Brilliant as always. Still awaiting the book.

Captain_Keeta | 17-08-2013 02:27

Very interesting.

JDolla | 17-08-2013 02:29

I'm actually in touch with my buddy's fiancé who is willing to illustrate them

Joeyy | 17-08-2013 02:33

Now that would be awesome.

Captain_Keeta | 17-08-2013 02:34

I'll be a sponsor.

JDolla | 11-02-2014 01:54

God I'm so lonely
Perhaps its because of my
Harsh body odor

The wound is opened
Blood flows, leaving my body
Fuckin papercut

Captain_Keeta | 11-02-2014 01:58

Haha, this one reminds me of when I was saying in randomness a while ago about a "huge" gash I had in my thumb.

JDolla | 28-11-2014 03:26

Bump because of my badassery. And also alkie-hall

Juliet86 | 28-11-2014 10:42

Aw, when I saw the thread bumped I was hoping for new ones.

indiechick_ | 28-11-2014 11:08

jeremy, come on. this is your true calling. go forth and make us some more poems

Joeyy | 28-11-2014 16:40

I thought there might be a Thanksgiving special.

JDolla | 22-02-2015 01:52

Swallowed all these pills
Turns out they are viagra
I am so erect

Joeyy | 22-02-2015 03:56

This is my late Valentine's present.

JDolla | 22-02-2015 04:09

There was no embellishment on the last part of that poem.

zjenn4 | 22-02-2015 04:42

Sounds like you're in for a long night, and possibly a long tomorrow too.

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