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Fjerrsyn | 02-06-2011 22:01

Well, the title pretty much sums it up.
You've written any good or lame parodies lately?
Fine, just post them here!
I'll go first.

This is a parody of itsy-bitsy spider I call "Itsy-bitsy vampire".
It's pretty lame actually, so at least the bars ain't high.

Here goes:

Itsy-bitsy vampire slashing up a throat
Down the blood will fall, euphoria's on its way
Up the sun will rise, vampires sleeps to ten
Itsy-bitsy vampire slashin' a throat again

The end.
See? It wasn't too hard, was it?
Now you'll give it a go!

//Aki

4 comments

Foolippa | 03-06-2011 12:45

haha, fun!
But I'm no good at that... Sorry...

moliana | 18-10-2012 21:30

Sexy and I know it Parody: Guinea Pig Version

When I walk in the pen, this is what i see, everybody squeaks and they try to bite me, I got the rumblies in my belly and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, i'm a guinea pig and i know it.....

brii_kate96 | 21-02-2013 21:45

In My Head by Jason Derulo parody:

In my hair
i have a little blue clip in my hair
moose and hairspray everywhere in my hair
ill be screaming dont you dare touch my hair
its straightening its straightening

PaiMei | 11-10-2014 13:14

Inspired by Radiohead's Creep

When you were here the first time
Couldn't look at the sight
You're just like a murder
Your arrival makes me cry

You flow like water
but thicker, mixed with blood
I wish I was menopausal
You're such a fucking trouble

But I become a creep
I become a weirdo
Why the hell I PMS?
I don't want this cycle

guest

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