How Many 5-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight

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JDolla | 14-12-2007 03:12

Take the test here and post your score/discuss it here! Its ever so much fun and who knows when you might actually need this information

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JDolla | 14-12-2007 03:13

I got 21

zjenn4 | 14-12-2007 03:22

Ha ha, I got 30. You are going down ye evil five-year-olds!

Bamburino | 14-12-2007 03:33

HAHA. I got 26. WOO for kickin kindergardeners asses. Im ready for the apocolypse of the ankle biters.

Cheater138 | 14-12-2007 03:34

14... i'm a weakling

JDolla | 14-12-2007 03:35

well so far jenn is the champion... of hurting children

PinkFloyd | 14-12-2007 03:35

My internet must be retarded because I 'CLICK HERE TO BEGIN' and nothing happens.

DarXide | 14-12-2007 05:42

I got 21

Schatzi | 14-12-2007 05:47

I got 15. I think I only got so high in the end because I have no morals

zjenn4 | 14-12-2007 06:06

I like to destroy children. What can I say?

PunkRckr8 | 14-12-2007 07:17

I hit thirty as well.

andro | 14-12-2007 07:32

I scored 31... lol

PunkRckr8 | 14-12-2007 07:34

ninjas are skilled at killing young children apparently

andro | 14-12-2007 07:38

That's one possible explanation... Or perhaps I just have no qualms about using one child as a weapon to bludgeon other children with.

Scruples are like Ferrero Rocher - everybody jokes about having them, but nobody really does

JDolla | 15-12-2007 00:00

i'd have no problem using one child as a weapon against another... you'd be stupid not to utilize the objects in the environment

Samantha03 | 15-12-2007 00:16

ahahha omg. this is the funniest ish ever. 17, baby.

Pippin247 | 15-12-2007 00:17

I only got 11, but in reality, it'd be like 4 probably.

Juliet86 | 15-12-2007 00:19

The fun way: 19
The honest way: 14

jsimms52 | 15-12-2007 03:13

The_Demon_ | 15-12-2007 03:30

i could take on 25. woo

zjenn4 | 15-12-2007 06:26

PinkFloyd | 15-12-2007 06:32

27 babies punched, haha, that's worse than fighting 5 year olds, I think.

*feels like a monster*

vandy | 15-12-2007 07:37

LOLOL...24

doesn't surprise me. I've stared down a 6' 240-pound 17 year old and won before.

all in a day's work.

fishmunky | 15-12-2007 08:28

36, clearly growing up in a big family has ruined my moral compass and what i'd be willing to do in a fight

BlackRia | 15-12-2007 10:50

Only 14 for me...tsk tsk I'm too kind...

BlackRia | 15-12-2007 10:55

Ohmigosh!

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