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Funniest Posts Thread

07-10-2003 03:43

built2liv

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This is the thread where you can tell everyone the funniest moments of the forum...like when you can't stop laughing out loud at something someone else said. Most likely most of these quotes will come from Dek, Matto, me, noob, or Brandon...but others are more than welcome to post!

Enjoy the laughter.

And to start:

anoobis
posts: 4713 07-10-2003 03:40

o and i love how i've gone without sex for...uh....170 months? 171? i'm not positive...there're a couple fuzzy nites there, but i'm sure they were because of ginger ale...

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27-01-2008 07:44 megdoll187
3,960 posts	lmao ah i love this thread daniel i forgot that conversation with james till i saw that post sierra's comment made it so much funnier though = D
02-02-2008 11:51 Dagor
38,005 posts	JDolla 3,740 posts i guess you dont want to hear my story PunkRckr8 7,264 posts all of your stories are the same; hookers, sex, guns, god mix, blah blah blah misfitgurl444 4,408 posts All the components that make the perfect bedtime story. JDolla 3,740 posts look tim, i cant help that i like having secks with hookers while listening to my god mix, then instead of paying them shoot them with my gun... PunkRckr8 7,264 posts where's the leather? the beards? the plants? of course Daniel doesn't want one of your stories JDolla 3,740 posts well i guess i just cant compete. unless the hooker was a botanist with a beard. wearing leather.
02-02-2008 17:00 carole
28,823 posts	^^ lol that was funny
24-02-2008 03:58 JDolla
9,906 posts	i should have done this when it happened... whilst speaking of poo... 0 @ 01-29-2008 10:22 AM zjenn4 5,217 posts psht! James! I was gonna come sit next to you, but not anymore! +2 @ 01-29-2008 10:23 AM TheAnnoyance 42,617 posts offers some poo
24-02-2008 04:03 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	Ha =p
24-02-2008 04:04 PinkFloyd
26,350 posts	And this entire convo was a crack up actually.
24-02-2008 10:46 Juliet86
13,933 posts	Haha, it's even better how it evolves to deodorants, to shaving, to shaving genitals and to the grossness of sex
24-02-2008 22:10 Mr_Pie_Guy_69
2,152 posts	Like the time in that poll about the elevator when jman said he pushes all the buttons cause it pisses people off and got like +15
24-02-2008 22:13 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	You're really annoying.
24-02-2008 23:26 LynnLynn15
2,907 posts	me and my friend, timmy, push all the buttons in the elevator when theres other people in there. its funn.
24-02-2008 23:26 Dagor
38,005 posts	is inclined to second that
18-03-2008 20:02 JDolla
9,906 posts	03-18-2008 03:56 PM Dagor 30,469 posts jeremy is a guy? why has no one told me before?? I've been hitting on a guy??? That is so gay again i was drinking milk when i red it, and now i'm cleaning milk off my screen
18-03-2008 20:05 zjenn4
13,215 posts	that was a good one by Daniel. It made me laugh too!
19-03-2008 02:05 Schatzi
21,747 posts	JDolla 5,078 posts yeah, just like nobody knows that im a lesbian... carole 26,438 posts we know, we just try to turn a blind eye to that I heart Carole ♥.
21-03-2008 22:31 ice_white_tiger
14,780 posts	ice_white_tiger A young boy and a peodophile are walking through the woods late one night. "I'm scared," says the little boy, "I'm cold and it's dark and I'm scared!" "You think you're scared? I gotta walk back alone..." PinkFloyd I don't get that one either. The pedo has to walk back alone? Are pedo's affraid of being alone in the forest? I just don't get it. ... It was the smiley face that got me... because it was like you felt sorry for the peodophile...
25-03-2008 18:48 PinkFloyd
26,350 posts	@ 03-25-2008 12:40 AM PinkFloyd 25,272 posts I can't find anything to do. @ 03-25-2008 12:44 AM PunkRckr8 8,441 posts raises hand do me! do me!
04-04-2008 08:07 Dagor
38,005 posts	Cheater138 18,679 posts jodie foster .... she also has 2 kids but she never talks about how she wound up pregnant. JDolla 5,280 posts i knew i shouldn't have donated sperm... Cheater138 18,679 posts jeremy, i'm sure they throw yours away after you leave the clinic..
25-04-2008 17:05 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	(Previous conversation about Sierra being nearly overwieght..) PinkFloyd Some people have bigger brains, like me, you know? I have a big, huge, smart brain, that weighs at least 20 pounds. So come on.. TheAnnoyance Thats a good point sierra. Maybe if i actually had a brain i wouldnt weigh so little. =[ PinkFloyd Maybe your brain is regular size, but something else is much smaller...... TheAnnoyance PinkFloyd James, I'm kidding, I'm sure your junk is huge. Small, skinny guys always be packin' a lot down there. TheAnnoyance Lmao sierra. =p ;] nanki_c James, I'm kidding, I'm sure your junk is huge. Small, skinny guys always be packin' a lot down there Sierra, that might just be cause it looks huge in comparison =p. ------------------------------------ Just because although a little insulting on my part, that convo was really funny lol.
30-04-2008 23:42 ice_white_tiger
14,780 posts	indiechick 5,758 posts you can spell 'penis' using the letters in 'nipples'. It came from nowhere, it was lovely. And I learnt something
20-06-2008 08:27 Juliet86
13,933 posts	You guys were funny last night, I was laughing for pages Dagor 32,994 posts somebody tell me to go to bed TheAnnoyance 44,130 posts daniel, come to bed. I just love that James now makes gay jokes about himself JDolla 6,643 posts no offense daniel, but if i were plotting a threesome you and clone me wouldnt be the other two people TheAnnoyance 44,130 posts well i think a lot of guys would chose those two. There were posts in between. I just managed to completely miss them
20-06-2008 10:55 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	Haha
20-06-2008 12:54 Dagor
38,005 posts	were you drunk yesterday, James?
20-06-2008 12:58 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	drunk, no. drinking.. perhaps
30-06-2008 01:38 JDolla
9,906 posts	TheAnnoyance: Haha I cant help it, jerermy in a dress just does it for me =p JDolla: james you arent the first to say that and you probably wont be the last. actually you are the first and i hope you're the last... PinkFloyd: I'd prefer Tim in a dress, but Jeremy & Tim in a dress would be a dream come true. JDolla: in the same dress? PinkFloyd Yes, and in the same bed, mine. TheAnnoyance: That'd have to be one big ass dress. this is why i stay around here
30-06-2008 01:40 TheAnnoyance
47,924 posts	lol no offense, jeremy =p