Humor | Funniest Posts Thread

Page tools: add reply; start topic; rss; hall of fame; who's online

Funniest Posts Thread

read 3,175 reaction(s)

@ 07-10-2003 03:43 built2liv
5,278 posts	This is the thread where you can tell everyone the funniest moments of the forum...like when you can't stop laughing out loud at something someone else said. Most likely most of these quotes will come from Dek, Matto, me, noob, or Brandon...but others are more than welcome to post! Enjoy the laughter. And to start: anoobis posts: 4713 07-10-2003 03:40 o and i love how i've gone without sex for...uh....170 months? 171? i'm not positive...there're a couple fuzzy nites there, but i'm sure they were because of ginger ale...

Showing posts 3,126-3,150 of 3,175

Page 126 of 127

Select page : « previous 1 2 3 4 ... 124 125 [126] 127 next »

Discussion
+2 @ 26-06-2007 01:45 mounstrito
793 posts	On today's poll: yen27 is offline yen27 # 3737435 @ 26-06-2007 00:08 83 posts major injury??? uhmn i dunno..one time i was practicing some dance moves...and do some back bending..and then my hands slipped..so my head hit the floor and i vomited blood hehehe..actually things like that happens to me most of the time because i'm so clumsy hahaha that cracked me up
0 @ 26-06-2007 01:47 PinkFloyd
25,789 posts	Holy hell, lol.
0 @ 02-08-2007 18:35 NightHobbit
23,464 posts	[06:32 PM] IsThisMyFate: next time sing a song with tons of swearing [06:32 PM] Individual_Girl: lol I will [06:33 PM] Individual_Girl has been kicked by Snap (swearing, 3 min.) [06:33 PM] snaunaboobs: im going im all upset!!!! [06:33 PM] IsThisMyFate: wow [06:33 PM] NightHobbit: hahaha shawn ur a genius [06:33 PM] Cheater138: hahaha didnt think anyone was stupid enough.
+3 @ 11-08-2007 07:18 Schatzi
21,127 posts	jsimms52 22,239 posts Stop teasing me, my nipples are already hard. I can't explain it but this coming from Jeremy just amused me.
+4 @ 17-08-2007 13:29 Itsonlyme
319 posts	J stepping into the conversation randomly mayana07 Boys do suck. but imagine a world without them. we'd need sooo many batteries. and who would get the ahhhhce? PunkRckr8 damn straight you'd need batteries Leif_The_Lucky Haha...all part of the plan baby. Start a battey company then kill the boys. mayana07 Kate we're on to something here. get ahce makers...and start a HUGE battery company. you're awesome. Leif_The_Lucky Ahce machines actually. Everything will run off machines. Therefore, batteries. Therefore, me rich. mayana07 i call 5% profit. get this... reCHARGEable batteries. sweet_J_ Sometimes they irritate the hell out of me. ARgh mayana07 ...it's okay we can make hypoallergenic batteries Jules =)
+3 @ 14-09-2007 00:36 Dagor
33,248 posts	this cracked me up .. from the gay-o-meter thread @ 14-09-2007 00:05 TheAnnoyance I didnt get that question either. and 93 really. thats actually quite impressive. @ 14-09-2007 00:20 megdoll187 yes well. . . i'm proud of myself that i'm better than you at SOMETHING @ 14-09-2007 00:21 TheAnnoyance you're better then me at being a gay male. oh my god i'm so jealous. @ 14-09-2007 00:27 PinkFloyd Will you two just have sex already.
0 @ 14-09-2007 11:29 TheAnnoyance
44,308 posts	lol rolls eyes
0 @ 14-09-2007 11:35 Juliet86
7,722 posts	Oh, how I love this thread
0 @ 15-10-2007 22:45 PinkFloyd
25,789 posts	It's probably just me, but I cracked up at yet another Daniel post. But this one was quite funniest-posts-thread-worthy. 15-10-2007 04:42 PM Dagor 26,090 posts nonono .. you're confusing something .. guys look at boobs ... it's ancient reflex to see if a girl is capable of feeding his offspring .. girls look at a guy's ass to see if he Whether it's true or not, it's still really funny.
0 @ 30-10-2007 00:41 PinkFloyd
25,789 posts	10-29-2007 06:33 PM JDolla 1,222 posts mcdonalds tastes like anus. no matter what you get, it has the distinct taste of anus 10-29-2007 06:38 PM PunkRckr8 5,120 posts I guess I love golden, salty anus fries then Maybe I just find weird things funny, but this is funny.
+2 @ 30-10-2007 00:45 JDolla
6,917 posts	if you dont read the last two words its even better.
0 @ 30-10-2007 00:55 PunkRckr8
9,392 posts	don't laugh at my love of fries
0 @ 16-11-2007 15:46 Juliet86
7,722 posts	@ 15-11-2007 23:50 Dagor 26,812 posts tries to slit my wrists with my maltesers Haha, I just pictured it and it made me laugh so hard
0 @ 27-11-2007 13:16 Rainbow_Chaser
75 posts	This is a conversation that me and my friend had where I said that I will live forever.. "I'm going to live forever!" -- "That's what jesus said and now he's DEAD!" -- "Yeah, but jesus was a jew" -- "So you dislike jews?" -- "No, but they did"
0 @ 27-11-2007 13:41 fishmunky
20,306 posts	^ you realize this thread is for the funniest post on this forum right? i think we have a different thread for funny IM conversations
+2 @ 06-12-2007 16:44 Juliet86
7,722 posts	@ 06-12-2007 15:48 Barakine 18,810 posts After the person spammed you realised it wasn't James? ... ?!?!?!? panicks
0 @ 06-12-2007 16:52 TheAnnoyance
44,308 posts	hahahaha =p
0 @ 06-12-2007 17:00 JDolla
6,917 posts	its funny because its true
0 @ 06-12-2007 23:49 Juliet86
7,722 posts	@ 30-01-2006 14:25 Snap 11,789 posts == This topic is closed because it has reached the maximum of 5000 posts == edit by megan: snap! wth, mate? You double-posted! Haha, never seen that before * offtopic : Yes, I'm bored
0 @ 18-12-2007 04:44 JDolla
6,917 posts	@ 12-17-2007 11:11 PM fishmunky 19,549 posts no nurse ever says yes i just get arrested and so upset that the world of adult film lied to me about all nurses wanting deep pentration and mushroom tattoo from every male patient they get to see undressed stoopid porno, next you'll tell me girls dont like splooge on the face, not all women shave their cootches and that high heels aren't ideal bedroom footwear caused me to shoot a little water out of my nose onto the keybord
+1 @ 11-01-2008 21:56 TheAnnoyance
44,308 posts	Well this wasnt in a post, it was in the chatroom, but i thought it was pretty funny at the time. we were talking about Mel's (Piratesteve's) boyfriend. [09:40 PM] File upload completed by PiratexxSteve : dave.jpg [09:40 PM] PiratexxSteve: lmfao. i just found that one [09:40 PM] PiratexxSteve: good day, good day. [09:40 PM] EvilF0rk0fD000m: how long stel? [09:40 PM] PiratexxSteve: i dunno, 7 er 8. [09:40 PM] PiratexxSteve: inches [09:40 PM] amartya: ._. [09:41 PM] EvilF0rk0fD000m: i meant how long youve been going out with him.. [09:41 PM] PiratexxSteve: OH. [09:41 PM] PiratexxSteve: er [09:41 PM] amartya: lmfao [09:41 PM] PiratexxSteve: .... [09:41 PM] EvilF0rk0fD000m: lmfao [09:41 PM] TheAnnoyance: rofl [09:41 PM] PiratexxSteve: a little over 4 months [09:41 PM] PiratexxSteve: lmfao jojo you butthead [09:41 PM] EvilF0rk0fD000m: what did i do? xD [09:41 PM] TheAnnoyance: that was funneh [09:41 PM] EvilF0rk0fD000m: lmfao hilarious though well i found that pretty damn amusing.
+3 @ 16-01-2008 15:52 PinkFloyd
25,789 posts	Barakine 19,246 posts Can you think of 4 essay and presentation topics? That's part of my day, now you have it aaalll. Great, isn't it? Dagor 28,533 posts 4 topics? hmmmmm 1. James 2. Sierra's cat 3. Phil's tea 4. Maltesers Barakine 19,246 posts Hmm. 1. Gay rights/tolerance. 2. The importance of the cat in Mikhail Bulgakov's Master and Margarita and... erm... there was no cat in neither Faust nor Metamorphosis. 3. National stereotypes. 4. The significance of eating round chocolate objects each day.
0 @ 17-01-2008 02:45 TheAnnoyance
44,308 posts	lol
0 @ 17-01-2008 07:16 zjenn4
9,158 posts	musiclover342 402 posts i wonder if i make weird noises when i sleep. or worse, bodily functions. i fear that i might toot while i'm sleeping Lolz @ toot.
0 @ 23-01-2008 23:03 Juliet86
7,722 posts	@ 23-01-2008 23:57 DarXide 5,112 posts haha. It would be hard for me to explain, so I tried drawing it out =P It's pretty much the same except that my hand isn't in my head and that I'm not levitating I'm still laughing, it just sounded so funny, I didn't need the picture