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    Jingle bells parody

    RandomStuff
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    RandomStuff10-10-2007 02:56
    hey everyone have any of you heard this parody:

    dashing through the snow on a pair a broken skis, over the hills we go bashing into trees, the snow is terning red, I think I'm almost dead, All I want is a hospital bed

    Oh

    Santa Clause, Santa Clause
    Santa Clause is dead, Rudolph took a 44 and shot him in the head, oh
    Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life but "G""I"- Joe FROM MEXICO stabed her with a knife

    yah this is the jingle bell I grew up on:

    What version did you grow up on?

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    Lights_Shadow
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    Lights_Shadow12-10-2007 00:05
    the normal one...

    although i also heard the batman version of it...

    jingle bells
    batman smells
    robin laid an egg
    batmobile lost a wheel
    and joker got away
    Fjerrsyn
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    Fjerrsyn06-06-2010 17:52
    The Swedish normal version, but your parody is fun as ....

    The batman version is also really funny. Ha ha!
    mizzunderstood
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    mizzunderstood07-06-2010 03:29
    lol.this is really funny. i grew up with the normal version !
    Tana98
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    Tana9824-12-2011 05:19
    Jingle bells jingle bells,
    Batman Smells,
    Robin layed an egg,
    Wonder women lost her boosoms flying to LA HEY
    Vampyre97
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    Vampyre9725-04-2012 01:44
    Norman and batman:
    jingle bells
    batman smells
    robin laid an egg
    batmobile lost a wheel
    and joker got away

    Oh! And Achmed:
    Dashing through the sand
    with a bomb stuck to my back,
    I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
    I got through check point A but not through checkpoint B.
    That's when I got shot in the a** by the US Military.
    silentclaws
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    silentclaws19-12-2013 18:16
    jingle bells, batman smells,
    30 mils away,robin comes and kicks his but 30 times a day...AY!
    Captain_Keeta
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    Captain_Keeta19-12-2013 21:57
    The most pointless bump I've seen yet.
    guest
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    pop out save saving ...

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