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Dekar's Parodies #16: System of a Down

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@ 22-08-2003 09:19Dekar is offline Dekar  
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This is a parody of System of a Down's "Chop Suey!" called "Club Sandwich"

Truth be told, there's a little history behind this parody. I came up with this idea several months ago, back when I was only 3 or 4 parodies old. But then someone said that it had already been done. She showed me where it was, and I was annoyed cause there goes a good idea down the drain. It just recently reoccurred to me though, and I couldn't remember where I saw the original so I figured I'd spend an hour and just rewrite it.

It may not be a totally original idea, but here's the fruits of my labour. Enjoy!
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Waitress!
Pass the pepper and a bit of ketchup
Hold the pickles, give me extra lettuce
Why'd you leave the menus on the table?
Bring a coffee to me if you're able

I wanted two!
Pass the pepper and a bit of ketchup
I wanted two!
Hold the pickles, give me extra lettuce
I wanted two!
Why'd you leave the menus on the table?
I wanted two!

I just ordered lunch
And
I
Want some water with ice
I
Cry
Cause combos don't give you fries

Waitress!
My sandwich is cold and full of mayo
Hide the chef, I'll kick his little...
(Hide the chef, I'll kick his little...)
Why'd you leave the cheque upon the table?
Here you go, I'm leaving and not paying

I wanted to
My sandwich is cold and full of mayo
I wanted to
Hide the chef, I'll kick his little ass in
I wanted to
Why'd you leave the cheque upon the table?
I wanted to

I think that my lunch
Is
Dry
The bread isn't white, it's rye
I
Cry
Cause combos don't give you fries
In
My
Sandwich the bread is rye
I
Cry
Cause the chef deserves to die

Waitress! (Waitress), Waitress! (Waitress)
Waitress! (Waitress), Waitress!
Waitress, into your hands
I give you no tip
Waitress, into your your hands
I don't like this restaurant
Bad chef in this restaurant
Large rats in this restaurant
Bad service, this restaurant, oh

Lunch is my usual way to get by
I cry 'cause I wanted toasted white
But this sandwich, the bread was rye
I cry 'cause the chef deserves to die



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0    @ 22-08-2003 09:39pop_is_crap is offline pop_is_crap 
3,524 posts
lol well done dek
0    @ 22-08-2003 13:04blinkbelle is offline blinkbelle 
471 posts
woo-yay!!!
well done
tis v gud
alexis
xxx
ps. ne1 heard the cover of chop suey by avril? it really sux! she duznt even know all the words!
0    @ 22-08-2003 13:06the_locust is offline the_locust 
5,582 posts
Lol, well done Dekar
0    @ 22-08-2003 13:08Shira88 is offline Shira88 
12,250 posts
Lol, Matty, good work ! It's very funny !
0    @ 22-08-2003 14:39Stanley is offline Stanley 
13,928 posts
very well done matt... and ive atempted some of my own, but i gave up shortly after i started cuz its too hard
0    @ 22-08-2003 15:00little_girl is offline little_girl 

7,777 posts
great parody, as usual matt

but now I'm hungry...
0    @ 22-08-2003 15:01andro is offline andro 

42,248 posts
Good one Dek
0    @ 23-08-2003 20:18Red_Ant is offline Red_Ant 
219 posts
lol, dude! all i can say is....wow
0    @ 27-08-2003 10:46_and_ is offline _and_ 
21 posts
Genius, pure genius.
0    @ 28-08-2003 07:18soadrs is offline soadrs 
169 posts
rofl gooood
0    @ 29-08-2003 00:17Cazper is offline Cazper 
315 posts

Lovin that, well done Dekar!!!

) rock on )
0    @ 29-08-2003 00:18singingsweetie is offline singingsweetie 
8,389 posts
haha i thought _and_ said "penis pure penis" *smacks forehead to rid bad thoughts* *slaps wrist* bad mariah
0    @ 29-08-2003 00:37ibpurple999 is offline ibpurple999 
27 posts
I love the song and I love the parody even more! Great job and way to be a trooper- I’m glad you took some time to rewrite it. It was definitely worth your time.

-Kimberly
0    @ 29-08-2003 00:41SarShalom is offline SarShalom 
34 posts
cool
0    @ 02-09-2003 05:50DeadKitten is offline DeadKitten 
24 posts
i dont like it that much
0    @ 02-09-2003 05:53QUPNCY is offline QUPNCY 
9,289 posts
hehe dek ya cutie, thats really cleve... top job
0    @ 02-09-2003 05:53QUPNCY is offline QUPNCY 
9,289 posts
clever even...lol sorry
0    @ 02-09-2003 05:55Dream27 is offline Dream27 
6,205 posts
lol, Once again... hahaha! nice job dude!
0    @ 02-09-2003 19:37_Tainted_Angel_ is offline _Tainted_Angel_ 
15 posts
Wicked! That's like the best take off of that song i've ever read and it's very funny and very clever good work!
0    @ 02-09-2003 22:12Nana_punkrock is offline Nana_punkrock 
226 posts
Very gooood!!
I missed ur parodies
0    @ 09-09-2003 02:08mar182 is offline mar182 
65 posts
haha that was good!!
0    @ 27-09-2003 00:21loserofthemonf1 is offline loserofthemonf1 
3 posts
lol, thats great shit, that is.
0    @ 03-10-2003 21:10Winslow is offline Winslow 
584 posts
I have tears in my eyes from reading that!

Not sad tears, because I'm a die-hard System fan and it upset me to see one of their songs parodied...but because it's a really funny parody!

Whatever you're on, Dekar, I want some.

Two Justin Hawkins-style thumbs up.



Winslow
0    @ 03-10-2003 21:17NightShade is offline NightShade 
2,772 posts
I actually laughed in real life at that one, seriously funny stuff.
0    @ 12-10-2003 03:09Eleanore is offline Eleanore 
349 posts
first off, I love that song, and I have been wating to hear a parody of it. This parody friggin kicks @$$!!!!

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