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Dekar's Parodies #15: Shania Twain

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@ 02-08-2003 06:03 Dekar
36,123 posts	This is a parody of Shania Twain's "Up!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm 'bout as sick as you can be My friggin' stomach's killin' me The drinks just keep comin' my way I've been chuggin' beer all day Vomit's comin' easily Because my tummy's feelin' weird I wish that I could grow a beard Then I could catch most of my mess Not spill it on my dress I just need a bucket here Up, up, up I'm gonna throw up right here Up, up, it spills into my brassiere Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here Even somethin' as simple as The smell of someone passin' gas My heaves are sometimes very dry I'm so sick that I could cry I just threw up on the grass Up, up, up I'm gonna throw up right here Up, up, it spills into my brassiere Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here I'm lookin' at it on the lawn The colour of it's just plain wrong It's purple, yellow, orange, and brown Food refuses to stay down I keep barfing on and on The puke's as much as it could be It's nasty, thick, and it's on me It's all over my clean floor Oh I'm going to wretch some more Would you hold my hair up please Up, up, up I'm gonna throw up right here Up, up, it spills into my brassiere Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here Up, up, up I'm throwin' up I'm throwin' up I'm throwin' up

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Discussion
0 @ 02-08-2003 06:04 YubaCityCutie
4,488 posts	I havent heard the real song....but thats perty funny!
0 @ 02-08-2003 06:06 Sisqo
99 posts	claps Another classic!
0 @ 02-08-2003 06:08 anoobis
15,407 posts	omg dekar...i need to slap u for this one u owe me two unbroken ribs
0 @ 02-08-2003 06:22 Sisqo
99 posts	lol
0 @ 02-08-2003 06:40 Just_Jamie
12,876 posts	Very nice, Dekar dear; just like all your others.
0 @ 02-08-2003 23:11 Burning
1,054 posts	::falls off chair laughing:: oh man, WINNER!!
0 @ 04-08-2003 22:22 Burning
1,054 posts	DEKAR! Get your ass in here and say thank you, man!
0 @ 04-08-2003 22:28 Dekar
36,123 posts	Okay, okay! Thanks for the nice comments, everyone! This is really why I write them. Not for the pure fun of writing them (that's a side benefit). I want people to enjoy these things, and if for only a few seconds in their lifetime, have a bout with laughter. I appreciate everything that everyone says here, and the more people make it apparent that they enjoy my work, the more likely I am to continue writing them. And since I'm always working on them whether I'm writing them or just at school and thinking of them while not paying attention, I am currently in the process of making 4 more. Look for them in the weeks to come!
0 @ 04-08-2003 23:37 mar182
65 posts	haha i like it more than the real song! good job.
0 @ 05-08-2003 00:08 Fluffy_Duck
566 posts	A good 10/10 Keep em comin!
0 @ 05-08-2003 00:25 happygymnast
1,918 posts	man! i loved that one! good job dek!
0 @ 05-08-2003 00:36 evee
2,842 posts	you should of warned me not to read that after i've just finished eating...thanx alot
0 @ 09-08-2003 14:46 MichsAHS
1,405 posts	Oh wow...Have to catch my breath on this one!
0 @ 09-08-2003 14:49 Shira88
12,250 posts	Lol, Dekar !! That was so so so funny !!! I loved it !!!
0 @ 09-08-2003 14:50 Stanley
13,928 posts	once again matt, grade A work my friend
0 @ 09-08-2003 14:50 ViSioN
4,030 posts	Matt, you're brilliant.
0 @ 09-08-2003 14:53 Masterful_Ally
15,627 posts	Nice one matty
0 @ 09-08-2003 23:46 xpierre_fanx
1,165 posts	I never heard the song but it sounds funny lol
0 @ 11-08-2003 08:49 Val
577 posts	muttering under her breath I'm never gonna catch up... N-E-ways, great job! i think besides the wonderland parody, this is my fave!
0 @ 11-09-2003 19:13 funkyangel2609
32 posts	u r sad
0 @ 28-07-2005 23:53 nonya
1,717 posts	EWWWWWW sick, yuck, disgusting, grotesque,verry funny that was gross but still verry funny ... I love your parodys lol

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