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My parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
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@ 27-07-2003 00:35 Adamstation | 8 posts
| May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Strange Oddity please stand up?
I repeat.
Will the real Strange Oddity please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here.
Y'all act like you've never seen a strange person before,
jaws all on the floor, acting like Nick and Sean walked in the front door.
Taking in cheese and pudding all the more.
They went through war, settling the score
Over seven panels they went for.
It's the return of the "Cheese over pudding, no,
Pudding over cheese, wait, cheese over- hold, ketchup over them all!"
And Dr. Wily said... nothing you idiots!
He's not in the strip, so who gives a chip?
Few people know Strange Oddities
[vocal "chigga chigga chigga"]
"Strange Oddities, what's that?
Some web comic where people do strange things, say strange stuff, all for the sake of a strange web comic?" "Yeah. What the fuff?"
Yes, we've got some screws up in our heads loose
But it's no worse than what Proto Man does to his bedroom
Sometimes, I want to go on TV to advertise, but can't
Because to get on at all, I need to socialize
"My web comic is here! My web comic is there!"
And if I'm lucky I may get someone who cares
That's the message I want to deliver to different people
Just so they can see that Nick is evil
Of course he wants to torture Megaman
By the time he gets an idea
Megaman'll be having diarrhea
"We ain't nothing but strangers..." Well, maybe some in danger
Of people who seem to think that normal rules
But if we could challenge them to duels
We could show we're more than just a group of über-fools
But if you know what I know, you'd better un-know
So you know that you can show that we can all just go
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
B&G don't have to rely on friends to get hits;
Well I do, so help me, and help me now
You think I don't need more readers?
Most of my readers are my friends, just doin' favors
"Hey wait, I'm not a friend, but I like it!"
Huh? I can really count you as an actual hit?
I can really say I have an actual reader?
Damn, you'd better tell your friends
So I can have more of you around
So I can feel like I'm important around here
Go ahead, tell other people!
"Yeah, I did, but they didn't go. Nya-nya!"
I should be advertising everywhere possible
Maybe on the messages for Mission Impossible
I'm supposed to be the normal one, have all of the common sense, the one with the brains
Maybe if I had more dollars and cents, I could show that we're not all that dense, not thick as trains
And there's a dozen of us just like me
Who write like me, who don't know how to sprite, like me
Who think like me, type, act lazy like me
And just might be a strange oddity, but not quite me
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
It's like a laugh fest to read through, 'cause I'm just giving
Things you can joke about with everyone in the room
The only difference is I'm the one who made it
To show to y'all and I don't gotta be good or original at all
I just get on the comp and write it
And whether you care to say you like it, I just make it
better than seven percent of other comics out can
Then you wonder why I can get people to read these comics like a book
It's funny; 'cause with what I'm writing I'll be fighting
Kicking people's asses when I'm spriting with lightings
And I'm fighting, but my frickin' Dualer isn't even biting
And every single person has a Strange Oddity rising
It could be disguising as a normal dude, eating all your strange food, soon to come back spewed
*chomp* Or could be the old guy, rambling
Stammering "Oddities rule!"
With his mind down and his pants high up
So will the real Oddity please stand up?
And put one of those feet on your legs up?
And be proud to lose your mind, have no control
And one more time, odd as you can, how does it go?
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being Shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
I'm a Strange Oddity
Yes I'm the real Oddity
You other Strange Oddities
Are just being Shoddy
So won't the real Strange Oddity
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
Fa-zoop!
Ecky-Ecky-Ecky Fakang Zoop Bang Wang...
Ni.. we're all Oddities
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I wrote this a couple months ago as a sort of plug-in for my web comic, Strange Oddities. It took me a couple days to write this, with some help on rhymes from a friend of mine. Monty Python fans should recognize the second to last line in it.  If you want to check out my web comic, the link is http://www.strangeoddities.cjb.net . |
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 0  @ 27-07-2003 02:16 colD_raver | 357 posts
| been done. way, WAYY too many times | | 0 @ 30-07-2003 06:04 Adamstation | 8 posts
| It's not my fault Eminem is easy to parody. :-P | | 0 @ 30-07-2003 06:14 shadys_baby | 3,787 posts
| well i liked it, and plus i love eminem | | 0 @ 30-07-2003 06:15 shadys_baby | 3,787 posts
| and i see you are new, welcome to the forum! i am lexi | | 0 @ 30-07-2003 06:24 Adamstation | 8 posts
| Thanks for the welcome. :-) I'm sure you can tell what my name is. :-P I feel good. ^_^ | | 0 @ 30-07-2003 09:44 FireWaterBurn | 28,885 posts
| im glad you feel good adam.... but your parody blows...with a capital B....in fact the whole word is in CAPS because it blows so much..... | | 0 @ 31-07-2003 01:51 Gretzky | 32 posts
| Hey, that was kinda mean. It's not THAT bad...not bad for a first try. You'll get better with practice Adam. | | 0 @ 15-08-2003 06:59 me_gusta_soccer | 12 posts
| why a capital "B"?!?!?! it will still say the same word, moron  | | 0 @ 15-08-2003 07:01 shadys_baby | 3,787 posts
| omg please quit bringing up these old eminem threads its anoyying! im sory i dont mean to be rude, but post is the newer threads, dont go search for the old ones
oh btw i am lexi welcome to the forum | | 0 @ 18-08-2003 23:04 Crazy_Joe | 3,878 posts
| Not too bad. I will say though that you should really stick with a certain theme or idea next time. Check out my Eminem parody of "Without Me." | | 0 @ 18-08-2003 23:06 singingsweetie | 8,389 posts
| haha i thought his name was Adamsatan |
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