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Misheard lyrics I found funny


23-07-2003 19:43 Stompgal
11 posts	Sugababes - Round Round Misheard lyrics: "We'll ride stir fried on the beat download." Correct lyrics: "We'll ride still fired on the bea down low." Good Charlotte - Girls And Boys Misheard lyrics: "Girls like Cousin Murray." Correct lyrics: "Girls like cars and money." Destiny's Child - Say My Name Misheard lyrics: "Lemonade lemonade." Correct lyrics: "Say my name say my name."

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12-08-2008 20:29 jonspeaks22
8 posts	this isnt a wrong lyric...but my mom used to think Limp Bizkit was Lipzick...and she'd call them Lipzick everytime she would hear anything on the radio or see them on tv...i would just laugh everytime. My dad thought Nelly Furtado...was Tutti Futatto....dont know hooowww he managed to think that.
25-08-2008 01:22 sullz14
3 posts	when i was like 10 yrs old i heard bon jovi's actual: I called her and my demons misheard: i called her in my penis
10-10-2008 20:39 shaynegirl
4 posts	song:jayz-can i get a... Misheard:"can i get a what what,thumb all in your butt,you aint go no ,afro" Correct words: "Can I get a WHAT WHAT to these chickens from all of my doves who don't love those, they get no dough"
10-10-2008 20:59 shaynegirl
4 posts	Song: american pie MisHeard-My my the american bi,drove the lady to the cherry but the cherry was hi.and good ole jones smokin whisperin hi..singin this will be day that i cry,singin this will be the day that i cry Correct-So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levee But the levee was dry And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die lmao i was dead serious when i sung this too...i was in school bustin it DOWN! lmao
11-10-2008 02:43 LilAngelKiss
734 posts	I remember when I was little, there was a Toys 'r' us comercial on tv, and it had A little jingle I used to sing along to... "There's millions of debris all under one roof, It's called: Toys 'r' us, Toys 'r' us, Toys 'r' us!" Oops. Should have been... "There's millions says Geoffrey all under one roof, It's called: Toys 'r' us, Toys 'r' us, Toys 'r' us!" Haha. Apparently the Giraffe's name was Geoffrey. Did not know that.
15-10-2008 00:25 flackerslacker
1 posts	hahahahahahha thats funny me and my brother were listening to "Down With The Sickness" and when the accual song goes "the world is a scary place now that you' ve woken up the demon in me!!!" he was singing " now the world is a scary place now that your drowning in the deep end in cheeeese!" it was fricken hilarious
20-10-2008 22:38 lostnthought
7 posts	lol! All of these are hilarious!
28-10-2008 19:49 caledonia
35 posts	Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much Misheard Lyrics - I Can't Believe You Kiss Your C*ck At Night Correct Lyrics - I Can't Believe You Kiss Your Car Goodnight
28-10-2008 23:43 grounded_angel
6,464 posts	My friend singing Pussycat Dolls' When I grow up: Correct: I wanna have groupies. My friend: I wanna have boobies.
29-10-2008 01:07 xxmcrgirlxx
970 posts	haha omgosh grounded_angel i thought it was i wanna have boobies
31-10-2008 02:54 mnwildpunk
6 posts	I was riding in the car with a friend of mine listening to the Talking heads burning down the house the line comes up Right "I don't know what you expect staring into the TV set" what he sang " I don't know what you expect stabbing the baby in the head"
17-12-2008 04:10 Ownage
198 posts	Ghost Division - Sabaton My version: They are the Panzer Elite Bolt to concrete Never retreat. Correct: They are the Panzer Elite Born to Compete Never retreat. Panzerkampf - Sabaton My version: Fighting back the Germans, fighting on 4 fronts Hunting Mother Russia, out of Soviet land Correct: Fighting back the Germans, fighting on 4 fronts Hunt them out of Russia, out of Soviet land Union (Slopes of St. Benedict) - Sabaton My version: Hell on Earth Correct: Head on north
17-12-2008 07:46 RockerDill06
3 posts	For the longest time, one of the girls at work kept singing "Too late to call a judge" for Timbablands "Apologize" where they sing "Its too late to apologize"
30-12-2008 06:07 ballerina2be
1 posts	Def Leppard: "Pour some sugar on me" Correct: "Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone." [b]What I heard: "Love is like a thong, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a red iphone "
16-02-2009 06:20 alphabetsoup721
1 posts	Daughters by John Mayers MISHEARD : girls become lemons that turn into my man's CORRECT: girls become women that turn into mothers my friend heard this on the radio and sang the wrong words . it was HILARIOUS !!!
23-02-2009 16:33 Olivia_Ka
7,297 posts	About Jamie Cullum's song, from his Twentysomething album. I first understood : "Disorder days that I've been missing Give it the taste, give me the joy of summer wine" And the real lyrics are : "These are the days that I've been missing Give it the taste, give me the joy of summer wine" I thought the song name was "Disorder Days" & actually it's "These Are The Days".
02-03-2009 22:27 Olivia_Ka
7,297 posts	About Brick & Lace, "Love Is Wicked". I understood. "Tease on my peanut butter, love is wicked". Real lyrics : "Tears on my pillow, cause your love is wicked". Are they going to put this song for peanut butter commercials ?
07-03-2009 16:42 dark_me
2,284 posts	haha hilarious
16-03-2009 03:45 cecilio
11 posts	Song: Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze Misheard: Excuse while I kiss this guy Correct: Excuse while I kiss the sky xD
27-07-2009 11:46 Makkenson
1 posts	My favorite is Nightwish - Wishmaster I know that this one is old, but it is still pretty awesome! Misheard Lyrics: Hamster, A Dentist, Hard Porn, Steven Seagull, Warrior, This Rifle in me! The fishmaster! Correct Lyrics: Master, Apprentice, Heartborne, 7th Seeker, Warrior,, Disciple, In me the Wishmaster
09-08-2009 16:30 ilyasatk007
1 posts	So Oh Oh So Ohhh Will the real MC please step to the mic? MC- You need an MC, place to be MC the MC All up in the blogs Say we met at the bar When I don't even know who you are Say we up in your house Sayin' I'm up in your car But you in LA but I'm out at Jermaine's I'm up in the A- you're so so lame and no on here even mentions your name It must be the weed, it must be the E cuz you be poppin, hood, you get it poppin' Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this You're delusional, you're delusional Boy you're losing your mind It's confusin yo, you're confused you know Why you wasting your time? Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex See right through you like you're bathin' in windex Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me? And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed You on your job, you hittin' hard Ain't gon feed you, gon' let you starve Graspin' for air I'm ? You out of breath, hope you ain't waitin Tellin' the world how much you miss me But we never were so why you trippin' You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation I'm the press conference, you a conversation Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin' that you're sexin me when everybody knows it's clear that you're upset with me Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress Last man on the earth- still couldn't get this You're delusional, you're delusional Boy you're losing your mind It's confusin yo, you're confused you know Why you wasting your time? Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex See right through you like you're bathin' in windex Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me? And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed cs/Mariah_Carey"" target=_blank>Lyrics of Obsessed Mariah Carey
19-09-2009 02:40 shelby79
2 posts	My sister sings Dido lyrics "I will cut my hands off and surrender". Much more entertaining than the original...
22-09-2009 16:04 LuckyLucy
5 posts	akon - right now nanana misheard - and we show our ass that night correct - and we show our eyes that night
10-11-2009 17:26 inuderf
65 posts	System of a Down- B.Y.O.B. Misheard lyrics "why do the always send the whore? why do the always send the whore? why do the always send the whore?" Actual lyrics "why do the always send the poor?"
10-11-2009 18:37 Nikinyx
222 posts	The youtube vid for misheard lyrics for O-Zone's dragosta din tei is still hilarious after all these years