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Stompgal | 23-07-2003 19:43

Sugababes - Round Round
Misheard lyrics: "We'll ride stir fried on the beat download."
Correct lyrics: "We'll ride still fired on the bea down low."

Good Charlotte - Girls And Boys
Misheard lyrics: "Girls like Cousin Murray."
Correct lyrics: "Girls like cars and money."

Destiny's Child - Say My Name
Misheard lyrics: "Lemonade lemonade."
Correct lyrics: "Say my name say my name."

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PinkFloyd | 10-07-2013 04:17

Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon

You're a candle in the window
Like a corndog on a winter's night

Of course, it's really...

You're a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter's night

Rachel567899999 | 01-10-2013 16:28

When I was younger, I misheard:
Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield- I wish that I could kiss these girls
I saw the Sign by Ace of Base-I saw the sun xD

Captain_Keeta | 02-10-2013 20:11

Metallica - King Nothing

Wrong: But you poke your finger in to something that's brown.
Right: And you point your finger but there's no one around.

Captain_Keeta | 02-10-2013 20:35

One of my favourites:

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love

Wrong: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Right: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

Captain_Keeta | 11-10-2013 16:09

Elvis Presley - Hound Dog

Wrong: You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine.
Right: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.

Olivia_Ka | 09-12-2013 14:30

Martin Garrix "Animals"

Wrong :
Police ! Hands on the wall !

Right :
We're the (...)in' animals !

cutie_13 | 09-12-2013 20:03

Oliver Twist - D'banj

"I am a codfish, don't take it personal" - Wrong.

"I have a confession, don't take it personal" - Right.

Captain_Keeta | 13-12-2013 17:40

OneRepublic - Apologize

Wrong: It's too late to order fries.
Right: It's too late to apologize.

hot_in_herre | 08-02-2014 22:58

Pink Floyd

A smile from a van
A smile from a veil

Donn_Piano | 22-04-2014 20:23

Flotsam and Jetsam - Iron Tears

Right: Iron tears, the tears you cry

Wrong: I am jizz, the jizz you cry.

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2014 20:36

Tears and Jizz sound nothing alike.

Olivia_Ka | 27-05-2014 22:45

Gui Boratto's Azzurra (It's Not The Same Version)
The supposed lyrics
I just want you to feel this way and it breaks me inside.
All I know, it is not the same what I'm feeling tonight.

What I heard
I just want you to feel this way and we fear suicide.
All I know, it is not the same, I'm afraid to hide.

I listened to that song many times in a row, so both versions are right. The 2 verses sound different, also, the phrases in "my" version rhyme well. Not funny, of course.

Amanda241 | 28-05-2014 13:00

tinnie tempah - drinking from the bottle
"tonight, we're drinking from the bowl"
lol british accent

Olivia_Ka | 14-09-2014 22:07

Basto! with Again and Again.
The host on the radio thought the female voice said "Te quiero, te quiero". He was wrong, because I understood "Again and again", as in the title. Aren't they common misheard lyrics?

MCSMeister | 18-09-2014 01:21

God, I've had so many moments when I first listen to a song and hear something crazy, but I've forgotten most of those moments.

One that I can remember, though, is when I first heard "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt, through one of the DS Guitar Hero games, and I thought the lyric "I gotta screen my phone calls" was "I gotta scream my balls off".

MCSMeister | 18-09-2014 01:25

Oh, and also, in the Michael Jackson song "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough", it's always perplexed me that the lyrics in the chorus are "Keep on with the force, don't stop, don't stop 'til you get enough". All of these years, I've never been able to hear the first "don't". To me it's always sounded like "Keep on with the force, stop".

Looking at those lyrics more humorously, it can also sound like "Keep up with the bus stop".

Oh, and when I first heard "Dark Horse" by Katy Perry (which I've only heard once, which wasn't my choice - not into that kind of music!) I thought the line "So you wanna play with magic" sounded like "So you wanna play with my jeans".

Furtive | 29-10-2014 23:00

Artist: Michael Buble
Correct lyrics: "So go and look about and find yourself somebody to love"
Misheard lyrics: "So go, like a bug, and find yourself somebody to love"

Mah version's bettah. Cause if you did search for somebody to love like bugs do, you'd find em a hellova lot faster :3

Olivia_Ka | 04-11-2015 16:40

That Beth Hart song, that I thought was named "Cow Tart In The Rain", was actually named "Caught Out In The Rain". Is her song about cow tarts anyway?

roxcyn | 06-11-2015 06:17

I never knew what A-ha was saying in their "Take on me" song. Then I found it was "in a day or two". It totally doesn't sound like that at all!

TygrHawk | 29-10-2016 05:16

An oldie but a goody, Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze"
Wrong: " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy"
Right: " 'scuse me while I kiss the sky"

And of course Kiss "Rock & Roll All Night"
Wrong: "...and part of every day"
Right: "...and party every day"

TygrHawk | 29-10-2016 05:23

Then of course there's "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR
Wrong: "There's a bathroom on the right."
Right: "There's a bad moon on the rise

I'm also reminded of a children's book I read in grade school, by Beverly Cleary. In that story, the little girl (Ramona, I think) thought the national anthem started "Oh say can you see, by the Dawnzer Lee light?"

Hindyhow | 11-11-2017 14:58

Fall Out Boy ~ I Don't Care
(Wrong) Let the leaves fall off in the summer and let Simba glow in flames

(Right) Let the leaves fall off in the summer and let December glow in flames

Olivia_Ka | 21-08-2018 21:48

I was 17 or 18 when i first listened to it. Isn't there a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival with Fogerty singing the chorus "Worn On About You" 4 times in a row?

Checked the map and it apparently isn't, come on, it's a well-known song!

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