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Dekar's Parodies #14: Avril Lavigne
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@ 26-06-2003 02:25 Dekar | 
36,123 posts
| This is a parody of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" called "Menstruated"
You knew I'd do an Avril parody sooner or later. Everyone else does them, but aside from Dream's recent Avril parody, I found that none of them really followed the songs well. It all seemed to be just silly words thrown in without considering the rhythm of the actual song.
Now I know that all the females here are going to hate me, but this song just goes to show that a woman's period is the root of all evil.
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Word's out what I'm yelling for
Step back, it's dripping on the floor
And if you could only get for me
A tampon please?
I hate this time of the month
The cramps make me want to punch
You out, or shoot people with big huge guns
I've got red runs
I'm always mad, you must be glad
When I'm not around, nowhere to be found
My attitude is pretty damned rude
You see
Damn it
Why'd I say those evil things when I had menstruated
I'll tell you, because
I act like the devil himself and I'm full of hatred
When I'm like this, I'm
I'm a bitch, I'm a witch
And I hate, I can't mate
I'm irate, and I can't stand being
Horny like this so let's hop in bed and do it, baby
Yes, yes, yes
You come without a condom on
I'm taking urine from the john
I'm hoping that there is only one line
To say I'm fine
Using a home pregnancy test
I'm praying and wishing for the best
But it looks like we are going to have
A kid, I'm sad
I feel like a whore, the fault's mine and yours
You better watch your back, my dad has an axe
I'll drop out of school, your folks won't be cool
With me
Tell me
Why'd we have to go and have sex when I menstruated?
Now look at me, my
Stomach is big because you got me impregnated
Life's like shit, and
Babies fall and they crawl
And they break everything
That they get their small hands onto
Get a job and promise me I'm never gonna be on welfare
No, no, no
Chill out, whatcha yelling for
Back off, don't hit me once more
Just cause I mother your kid, don't mean
I'll take your shit
Find someone else, get the hell out
Please don't come back, go find a new lass
We're no longer cool, you just want to fool with me
Tell me
Why'd things have to get so bad cause I menstruated?
My life's messed up and
Everytime the blood comes out, I get irritated
I do dumb shit and
I am numb, I am dumb
I do things, I don't think
My life stinks and I'm mean to you and
Honestly I blame it on my uterus, I think I'll lose it
Yes, yes |
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 0  @ 26-06-2003 03:09 tobi_babe | 679 posts
| haa haa.......thats pretty funny dude.......but really mean  | | 0 @ 26-06-2003 03:16 Stanley | 13,928 posts
| another great parody dek, will they ever stop??? i hope not.. | | 0 @ 26-06-2003 05:48 Dream27 | 6,205 posts
| Oh dek! lol. Give me 5! *gives dek 5* that was... it was hilarious lmao. woho! lol, good job. and no i don't hate you  | | 0 @ 26-06-2003 06:33 Val | 577 posts
| mine wasn't so bad! but i did a different song!  that's okay, i still love you and your work(play??)! | | 0 @ 26-06-2003 09:01 SuNsHiniN | 71 posts
| that was really funny 
and i totally liked how it actually went with the song..thats what makes a good parody...cant stand the ones jumbled together without a theme. haven't read ALL the avril parodys but a lot just dont flow together.  | | 0 @ 27-06-2003 20:54 foogle | 108 posts
| LOL omg that was the best!!! | | 0 @ 03-07-2003 01:27 xOmGiTzVaLx | 561 posts
| hahahahaha *wipes tear* that was pretty funny!! | | 0 @ 03-07-2003 01:53 evee | 2,842 posts
| ...c'est une bonne chose pour toi que je suis pas ta blonde...you'd be begging for it ..... | | 0 @ 03-07-2003 01:58 danicaspad7 | 99 posts
| tehehe that was actually pretty funny!! | | 0 @ 06-07-2003 04:21 Puddle_of_sugar | 3,690 posts
| lol flowering awesome! | | 0 @ 06-07-2003 08:49 the_locust | 5,582 posts
| lol  | | 0 @ 06-07-2003 11:40 Jez | 12,757 posts
| Dekkie Wekkie... that's far too good! | | 0 @ 07-07-2003 21:01 Lanna615 | 614 posts
| HAHAHAHA | | 0 @ 15-07-2003 14:02 sexy_ria | 156 posts
| good one dex! | | 0 @ 16-07-2003 17:09 Guinness1759 | 5,220 posts
| The best!! | | 0 @ 21-07-2003 17:52 _The | 734 posts
| lol dekar u rock! | | 0 @ 21-07-2003 18:08 anoobis | 15,407 posts
| ROFL o man...we should pay u to make those...course, since u do em for free, nvm that... u ever becomin an artist? u could be the next weird al...i can see it now... pop artist Delirious Dekar lynched by angry mob of female wrestlers at his country estate. | | 0 @ 27-07-2003 01:02 kun | 1,415 posts
| ha! LMFAO! good one dek | | 0 @ 27-07-2003 18:00 wolfeyes3737 | 38 posts
| amazing parodt dek that was awsomely funny! | | 0 @ 29-07-2003 02:04 MichsAHS | 1,405 posts
| Now THAT is a parody!!! Hilarious! | | 0 @ 01-08-2003 22:22 raphy | 750 posts
| hey... i'm a female but i can't deny that was funny... its good... | | 0 @ 07-08-2003 22:10 AZpride | 2,608 posts
| lol dekar, that was a good one | | 0 @ 08-08-2003 09:07 Killah135 | 774 posts
| hehehe amazing! lol! | | 0 @ 09-08-2003 23:13 rawkerNoNagal | 9,981 posts
| wow! pretty funny i guess....not to mention utterly graphic, but i have to question-dekar, are u an avril fan? | | 0 @ 10-08-2003 00:32 Mercedes | 2,443 posts
| ...wow. i never wudda thot about that....which brings back a question i asked you a wAY long time ago, are you a girl?? lol. thats great. |
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