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Can't live with, cant be without them; Men♥

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@ 18-04-2006 19:20 mayana07
17,043 posts	Men are like: Laxatives-They irritate the shit out of you. Bananas-The older they get, the less firm they are. Vacations-They never seem to be long enough. Weather-Nothing can be done to change them. Blenders-You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Chocolate Bars -Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Coffee-The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Commercials-You can't believe a word they say. Department Stores-Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Government Bonds-They take so long to mature. Mascara-They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Popcorn-They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Snowstorms-You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Lava Lamps-Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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0 @ 18-04-2006 19:21 DannyB
14,044 posts	Men still pwn women
0 @ 18-04-2006 19:25 Jez
12,757 posts	I like to be the coffee but I worry that I just end up being the popcorn.
0 @ 18-04-2006 19:26 yumarlenehesayz
3,893 posts	haha! that's hilarious. the snowstorm one...
0 @ 18-04-2006 19:27 5ophz
558 posts	Haha, im liking that.
0 @ 18-04-2006 19:27 veenzie_cool
2,536 posts	What's "pwn"?
0 @ 18-04-2006 19:33 litjens999
2,191 posts	A woman is like air I can't live without
0 @ 18-04-2006 20:20 LinkinLawg
19,068 posts	Haha, that was funny.
0 @ 18-04-2006 20:22 that_wasnt_me
1,441 posts	pwn is own. those are funny.
0 @ 18-04-2006 20:49 AlmightyShmun
1,189 posts	'Cause this thread isn't sexist in the least.
0 @ 19-04-2006 00:00 dark_me
2,270 posts	I couldn't agree more, girl
0 @ 19-04-2006 00:31 MERI_AN
942 posts	hahahahahahahahaha you got it totally and absolutely right thanks for sharing it and make us women smile
0 @ 19-04-2006 01:31 mikey_boy
20,467 posts	sigh Maya just hates men because she's banged so many she's looser then a screen door in a hurricane. * offtopic : buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
0 @ 19-04-2006 01:54 eagle05
483 posts	haha... I liked that.
0 @ 19-04-2006 02:03 roquegaL
1,629 posts	commercial, goverment bonds and the lava lamp are so right
0 @ 19-04-2006 02:26 PunkRckr8
10,883 posts	Men still pwn women And you gals have obviously not met the right type of guy
0 @ 19-04-2006 02:27 PunkRckr8
10,883 posts	However, the snowstorm one is rather funny.
0 @ 19-04-2006 02:29 MERI_AN
942 posts	And you gals have obviously not met the right type of guy VERY obviously!!! wHere are the right guys!!??? WHERE!!!!!!!???????????????
0 @ 19-04-2006 02:31 roquegaL
1,629 posts	^^ haha. yeah. where are they. i dont think theres much left.
0 @ 19-04-2006 15:36 CmdMami
1 posts	dat waz cute i no evry single 1 of dem waz tru so men dont get so disapointed
0 @ 19-04-2006 18:48 mayana07
17,043 posts	haha, you wish mikey. you wish. two words. RED FERRARI. and BLOW JOB. so, four words, whatever.
0 @ 23-04-2006 20:07 dukegirl88
30 posts	Okay, I have one. And I don't mean to be sexist or whatever. And you gals have obviously not met the right type of guy lol, I have mine, but I still love the jokes... Okay, here's my joke: What do you call the useless skin around the penis? The Guy (pwnd!) I first heard this joke when it was referred to girls and it was kidna funny but I just changed it to guys lol