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Never Question a Drunk
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12-04-2006 03:13 MasterSandman | 
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| A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she purchased:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Because you're ugly." |
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| 12-04-2006 03:22 cairowinters | 
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| Aww that's horrible!  | | 12-04-2006 03:31 PunkRckr8 | 
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| Ahahah, that was a good one. | | 12-04-2006 06:36 music_2000 |
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| heard somthing similar a while back but still makes me | | 12-04-2006 09:53 babyblue2067 | 
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| oh how cruel! still funny though  | | 13-04-2006 03:00 hell_born |
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| lofl | | 17-04-2006 20:34 Metallicum |
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| I think it's a real good one, but it's better when somene says it. | | 17-04-2006 21:27 ThatJohnny |
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| hahah | | 17-04-2006 21:28 gdawg7 |
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| lol, thats not nice, but it was funny, hehe | | 17-04-2006 21:31 MERI_AN |
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|  | | 17-04-2006 21:33 TheAnnoyance | 
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| hahaha
* offtopic :
*cough*
| | 18-04-2006 00:13 Kijutsu |
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| Are you going to steal more jokes from Ebaumsworld.com? Haha. If you liked it, go there and read more. | | 18-04-2006 00:41 Pandora | 
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| ha but what if we don't want to go there? Steal.. hahah how many people on here actually make up original jokes, hey dude, you can only post jokes YOU made up.. lamer.. you post jokes that are funny .. bugger off.
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