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07-02-2006 00:08metllca4ever is offline metllca4ever  

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saw the blond joke one, had to do the helen kellers

why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off of a cliff?

she was wearing mittens




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07-02-2006 00:26luciferz_demons is offline luciferz_demons 

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IS THAT SOPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
07-02-2006 00:27luciferz_demons is offline luciferz_demons 

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but u no what is funny ur face!!! HA!
07-02-2006 00:37metllca4ever is offline metllca4ever 

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ouch
you cut me real real deep
07-02-2006 00:48jsimms52 is offline jsimms52 


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*shakes head*
The both of you should stick large butcher knives onto your chest at different areas and then run full speed into each other.
07-02-2006 01:05ThisDisaster17 is offline ThisDisaster17 

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why the hell would you make fun of helen keller? she was blind and deaf, therefore shes disabled, therefore (again) shes a cripple. you make fun of cripples?

you are a sick bastard hope you know that.
07-02-2006 01:31metllca4ever is offline metllca4ever 

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okay

if what i think is funny offends you, don't write on this. you're really just playing into my hands
07-02-2006 01:33jcisnumber1 is offline jcisnumber1 

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* offtopic :
umm you forgot the evil laugh...just trying to help you...

07-02-2006 01:34metllca4ever is offline metllca4ever 

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MUAHAHAHAHAHA
07-02-2006 01:37CureThatKills is offline CureThatKills 

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hey, you know what's prolly funny to you? I'm deaf.. HAHAHA..freaking funny, eh?

this doesn't bother me, cause I understand there are stupid people in the world...
Although, the butcher knife thing was hilarious..
07-02-2006 01:48metllca4ever is offline metllca4ever 

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alright.

sorry if i offended you. in fact, i don't find deaf people funny. nor blind people. i have, however, always found helen keller jokes funny, and still will. before i dig myself a deeper hole, i apologize again to all those i offended.
07-02-2006 03:25stinky_lemur is offline stinky_lemur 

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actually that is funny. i hate cripples, and helen keller was a "celebrity" in her time cuz of her defects. i hate her so very much.

haha about u being deaf
07-02-2006 03:28Cheater138 is offline Cheater138 


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Wow, looks like the butcher knife comment could be good advice for someone else as well.
07-02-2006 21:47CureThatKills is offline CureThatKills 

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what's so funny about me being deaf? Ah well...stupid people.
07-02-2006 21:49x3greendaybabe is offline x3greendaybabe 

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are you really deaf? i have a deaf uncle...i hope you dont go mentally insane like him...
08-02-2006 21:52CureThatKills is offline CureThatKills 

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Yeah, I'm really deaf. It doesn't really bother me because I've been like this since I was three. I can hear somethings, but not very much. School sucks because of it..
I don't think I'll go insane anytime soon though.
08-02-2006 22:18Theduggler is offline Theduggler 

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did you know helen keller had a horse?
neither did she

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, called it RNEEAAAHHHH UGGHHH.

What'd Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed her hands off.
18-02-2006 12:18rockchicken is offline rockchicken 

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why does helen keller jack off with one hand?

she moans with the other one

i know its evil but i heard it somewhere and had to post it to prevent me from shouting it out to the world...
25-02-2006 02:40GodSmack_48 is offline GodSmack_48 

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what is it with joke today??!! no one today is funny! thats the 4th joke on this site ive seen that wasnt funny
04-06-2006 01:49Question_Sleep is offline Question_Sleep 

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You know what Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.

You know what else they do?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.

You know what else they do?
Hang bowling balls from the ceiling.

You know what else they do?
Stomp on her books with golf cleats.

Here's a REALLY offensive one.

You know why Hellen Keller can't drive?
Cause she's a woman.
04-06-2006 03:02cairowinters is offline cairowinters 


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actually that is funny. i hate cripples, and helen keller was a "celebrity" in her time cuz of her defects. i hate her so very much.


Why do you hate cripples? And why would you laugh at someone for being deaf? Or are you just trying to start an argument?
04-06-2006 03:07TheDom is offline TheDom 

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I hope he's trying to be funny...
04-06-2006 03:42AlmightyShmun is offline AlmightyShmun 

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You know why Hellen Keller can't drive?
Cause she's a woman.


As utterly terrible as that is...

It's just about the funniest thing I've heard all week.
05-06-2006 17:04Question_Sleep is offline Question_Sleep 

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Thanks!
07-06-2006 19:40n00blord is offline n00blord 

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You know what else they do?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.



ok that was just wrong!
07-06-2006 20:02freakpoet is offline freakpoet 

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I'm sorry...that plunger joke...I'm going to hell for laughing at that...thanks for condemning me.

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