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13-01-2006 18:59

the_Apocalypse

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So...we already have the funniest post thread but most forummers talk to eachother outside LSI aswell and that's where a lot of (if not more) funny things happen aswell. So....this is the chance for you to share those funny moments.

Of course there's gonna be a few rules...not that anyone will pay attention but it's just another excuse for me to bitch at you =)
- If you're gonna post something, make sure it's funny for other people aswell. So if you're posting an inside joke, explain why it's so funny. If you can't, don't post it cos it's not funny for other people.
- We all know some people have retarded long sn's on msn so unless it's part of the joke, shorten it to just names or whatever. It makes it a lot easier to read.
- And last but not least, if someone posted something, don't be a moron and post that you didn't think it was funny. Clearly they did otherwise they wouldn't post it.

So.....i waited ages with this thread to find a funny example to post here, but seein as i still haven't found i'll just post it now and give Litalita the honor.

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13-01-2006 19:01 L_i_t
4,568 posts	Arno says: i wish i had a gf Lital says: nah gf sucks Arno says: exactly Arno says: thats why i really want one hahahahahahahahhaha arno killed me.
13-01-2006 19:11 LeLox
1,136 posts	I don't know if it's more of funny or lame: La Flor says: Hey Sal. Says: Hiz La Flor says: wats up? Sal. Says: nthin...just my graysupposedlyceiling.. La Flor says: he La Flor says: (Half a laugh) Sal. says: mm noticed Sal. says: grunt the stuff i notice these days! La Flor says: i can't even laugh a full laugh anymore SaL. says: its not worth it La Flor says: hu said it ever was... SaL. says: gota go bye La Flor says: goodbye Yeah, it's lame.But it made me laugh for some odd reason!
13-01-2006 19:15 faithx
2,390 posts	its soooo lame its funny ¢яуѕтα͎7; says: you will never guess what has happened to me? [[X]]ωє αяє тнє кι∂ѕ σf ωαя αи∂ ρєα¢є says: WHAT? ¢яуѕтα͎7; says: i listened to...to....to r n b, it was torture [[X]]ωє αяє тнє кι∂ѕ σf ωαя αи∂ ρєα¢є says: LOL, are you deaf now? i liked the idea of her being tortured
13-01-2006 19:18 PinkFloyd
26,350 posts	Pfft, you stole this from me and Brittany... Brittany says: i should be a model Sierra Michelle says: Except you wouldn't be excepted, because you're, oh, what's that thing again, oh yeah, ugly. Brittany says: I should be an ass model. Sierra Michelle says: Okay, you'd be good at that. Brittany says: Mhmm, I do have a nice ass.
06-02-2006 14:18 ice_white_tiger
14,780 posts	Me and DannyB: x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: karla what do u put in a toaster? x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: bread you imbicil x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: DANNYOWNED x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: ...you do put bread in there! x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: obviously, not TOAST KARLA x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: init!1one x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: but i didnt say toast i said bread x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: LIES x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: karla what do u put in a toaster? x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: bread you imbicil x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: DANNYOWNED x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says: x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: why of course its toast ^^ x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says: ... youre a retard
06-02-2006 14:25 carole
28,823 posts	didnt arno point out that u should shorten your longass screennames? that was impossible to read karla.. i didnt get how the other posts were funny, except for the first one.
06-02-2006 14:35 carole
28,823 posts	talkin about my friend who's indian.. Carole: he's always between two dates.. still looking for an indian chick Gabriel: take him to dunkin donuts
11-02-2006 16:52 DannyB
14,048 posts	Ohhh Nanki my dear you do make me laugh: Nanki says: yeahmate Danny says: mate ahaha Danny says: your so english Nanki says: i knoow =( Danny says: i dont understand the sad face D= Nanki says: scary innit? =p
23-02-2006 12:07 DannyB
14,048 posts	Nanki.. again lolzolozlrzol You have just sent a Nudge! Nanki says: creams Nanki says: oh crap *screams
01-04-2006 21:58 Lyrics_Lover_11
2,588 posts	This is a bit retarded, but I was talking to Sexier and then there was silence for a while so I randomly said this : TeaTea says : NUMA NUMA TeaTea says : !!! Sexier says: wtf.. Numa Numa is from that song Dragostea Don Tei or whatever and I randomly said it.. I giggled after...
05-04-2006 00:49 Pandora
23,369 posts	well this was kind of funny to me.. haha I duno why but I wanted to post something here because I always forget to : G: i feel like a shower Me: you feel like a shower.. like a rain storm.. or just a lite sprinkle? G: showah Me: that's not one of your choices dear. G: shower Me: will you make a rainbow after you shower? G: nope G: but i'll smell hella good Me: =( you are still useless Me: I ca'nt smell you tho G: WHY AM I USELESS G: that hurts my FEELINGS Me: hahaa Me: MAKE A RAINBOW BTCH G: WHY GOD DAMNIT Me: BECAUSE I WANT ONE G: I'LL BUY YOU A FCKING RAINBOW Me: =( but it's not as good as a g-made one G: ok i will make you a rainbow Me: yey dances I tried editing it.. the starts look okay haha rockon tabitha
07-05-2006 22:59 Lyrics_Lover_11
2,588 posts	This was a retarded conversation I had with my friend Chelsie. I found it a bit funny... Chelsie Acra: i am no longer chelsie but marilyn TeaTea C: marilyn is smexy Chelsie Acra: hahaha... Chelsie Acra: you should see my web cam its freakishly white TeaTea C: O.o TeaTea C: o.O TeaTea C: O.O TeaTea C: o.o TeaTea C: >> TeaTea C: TeaTea C: vv Chelsie Acra: X_x TeaTea C: ^^ Chelsie Acra: x_X TeaTea C: > Chelsie Acra: i like those TeaTea C: me too Chelsie Acra: >. TeaTea C: I'm uglyyyy Chelsie Acra: no im ugly Chelsie Acra: im like super ugly TeaTea C: no you're marilyn, you're smexy Chelsie Acra: lol...no i am marilyn fucktard not manson TeaTea C: so... TeaTea C: you're still smexy Chelsie Acra: noperzz just my name is smexy TeaTea C: no TeaTea C: YOU Chelsie Acra: NO MY NAME TeaTea C: YOU Chelsie Acra: MY NAME! TeaTea C: YOU! Chelsie Acra: MY NAME! TeaTea C: YOU! Chelsie Acra: MY NAME! Chelsie Acra: hmm...maybe i should be a moses TeaTea C: YOU Chelsie Acra: I AM MOSES TeaTea C: YOU PARTED THE RED SEA! TeaTea C: ?!* Chelsie Acra: NO JUST CEREAL! TeaTea C: I DROWNED IN YOUR CEREAL! Chelsie Acra: THE CEREAL! TeaTea C: WHATEVER YOU STILL MADE ME DROWN TeaTea C: BRB Chelsie Acra: kays WITH CEREAL?! TeaTea C: BACK TeaTea C: YES Chelsie Acra: sweet...but what about the ICE CREAM!?!?! TeaTea C: I ATE THAT BECAUSE IT ISH SWEET TeaTea C: AND IT MADE ME DROWN IN THE BATHTUB OF PUDDING Chelsie Acra: awesomenessh Chelsie Acra: BUT WUT ABOUT THE GREAT POPTARTS!?!?! TeaTea C: THE GREAT POPTARTS HAVEN'T RAPED ME YET! Chelsie Acra: BUT THE WHY DO YOU HAVE POPTART SPERM IN UR TOASTER!?!?! TeaTea C: MY TOASTER IS A VIRGIN! TeaTea C: THE SPERM PROBABLY CAME FROM ME EATING A POPTART INSTEAD OF SUCKING! Chelsie Acra: OMG!! HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!? TeaTea C: I DON TeaTea C: ;T TeaTea C: KNOW! Chelsie Acra: OMG THIS MUST MEAN ITS THE MICROWAVES! TeaTea C: NOT THE MICROWAVES! Chelsie Acra: YESH THE DREADED MICROWAVES TeaTea C: JUMPS ON A MICROWAVE TeaTea C: OH NO IT'S A WOMAN! Chelsie Acra: beats the microwave with a spork! Chelsie Acra: NOT A WOMAN!!!!! TeaTea C: IT'S SHOWING ME IT'S PLATE FULL OF POPTART SPERM! Chelsie Acra: IT MUST BE A TRANSEXUAL WOMAN!!! TeaTea C: THEY ARE MAKING BABY OVENS AND STOVES! Chelsie Acra: NOT THE SPERMANATED OFFSPRING!!!! TeaTea C: SCREAMS AND GETS ATTACKED BY A STOVE* TeaTea C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chelsie Acra: brb i have to shove the horrible food down my throat...i will be back TeaTea C: okay TeaTea C: be careful there isn't any spermy
10-05-2006 20:56 Trip_Me_2
3 posts	hmm random but ok oh yea this is AIM not MSN SmallFRI8974: its a lot warmer out there Paint: its raining here Paint: and it sucks SmallFRI8974: oh SmallFRI8974: poor baby SmallFRI8974: hehe SmallFRI8974: its warmer here SmallFRI8974: in your face SmallFRI8974: :-D Paint: well know what SmallFRI8974: nope SmallFRI8974: but u could tell me Paint: naw SmallFRI8974: lol SmallFRI8974: haha u dont have a come back:-P Paint: i know
11-05-2006 06:39 roquegaL
1,629 posts	ανωνυμ^3;α says: ergh dont u just hate teens these days Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says: y ανωνυμ^3;α says: just fought with the kid Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says: who ανωνυμ^3;α says: she have exams ανωνυμ^3;α says: sis ανωνυμ^3;α says: i ask her to study and she wants to use the comp...i tell her to study first since im using it for a minute then she shout at me!!! ανωνυμ^3;α says: i got so pissed Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says: and wat did u do ανωνυμ^3;α says: shout back!
20-05-2006 18:11 Lyrics_Lover_11
2,588 posts	I had this with my friend Amanda.. It's kinky and amusing at the same time Amanda : I'm really horny TeaTea : Why can't you wait till I see you? Amanda : I don't know. Gosh! Well, I'm off for a shower, want to come? TeaTea : I'd love to watch Amanda : Don't just watch, touch 33 TeaTea : I'll do more than touch slobbers Amanda : ttyl je t'aime TeaTea : je t'aime jolie. LATER ON TeaTea : Hey smexy how was your horny shower? Amanda : It was....interesting.... TeaTea : Awesome. Did you break the shower head or fix it? Amanda : You'll find out when you come 33 I know... very weird. I liked it though
20-05-2006 18:15 SolBuzz
809 posts	•·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says: I got a metal P90 •·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says: and a Socom \|\|\| ĿurЄ \|\|\| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says: I have \|\|\| ĿurЄ \|\|\| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says: a spoon •·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says: FRIG \|\|\| ĿurЄ \|\|\| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says: stabby stab •·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says: PURPLE HEART PURPLE HEART •·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says: I FORFEIT
20-05-2006 18:17 SolBuzz
809 posts	Weirdo1 says: OHHH FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWEAR!!!! Weirdo2 says: ARGGG~ Weirdo1 says: .. Weirdo1 says: your jkin right? Weirdo2 says: MY TESTIES!!!! Weirdo2 says: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Weirdo1 says: okay good... Weirdo1 says: I was gonna be like Weirdo1 says: LAWL YOU GOT NO BALLS Weirdo2 says: OMFG ME BALLS ARE GONE! Weirdo1 says: lmao Weirdo2 says: hey.....who said i had balls in the first place? Weirdo1 says: ... Weirdo2 says: heheh Weirdo2 says: joking! Weirdo1 says: okay good Weirdo2 says: lawl Weirdo2 says: maybe i am a girl....and i just have an abonormaly swolen clitorus. DORKAWD ♥ edited; rude language
20-05-2006 18:31 carole
28,823 posts	^^ thats impossible to read cuz your screen names suck big time
20-05-2006 18:34 SolBuzz
809 posts	Lol I know Thanks XP
20-05-2006 18:36 carole
28,823 posts
21-05-2006 23:22 Lyrics_Lover_11
2,588 posts	Chelsie Acra: are they gay together? i mean our comps? TeaTea C: maybe Chelsie Acra: wow Chelsie Acra: well my computers name is frankie so TeaTea C: mine is named bob Chelsie Acra: so frankie and bob are together? TeaTea C: yes Chelsie Acra: with the toasters? TeaTea C: yes TeaTea C: and they develop comp-boobs and pop tart sperm
21-05-2006 23:26 Lyrics_Lover_11
2,588 posts	I forgot to add 2 things to the end : Chelsie Acra: omg Chelsie Acra: does that mean they make waffles?!
21-05-2006 23:46 SolBuzz
809 posts	2:59:52 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: shes loud 3:00:03 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: it ruins the moment 3:00:15 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: i'm thinking of dudes nude and she screams and i'm like "STFU " 3:00:22 AM ĿurЄ says: LMFAO 3:00:46 AM ĿurЄ says: wait 3:00:51 AM ĿurЄ says: you think of guys nude? 3:01:05 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: not all the time 3:01:09 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: just on saturdays 3:01:12 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: and sudnays 3:01:13 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: mondays 3:01:16 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: tuesdays 3:01:19 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: wensday 3:01:22 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: thrusday 3:01:23 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: friday 3:01:24 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: fomg
21-05-2006 23:47 SolBuzz
809 posts	3:04:06 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: she was like "Want me to fork you with a strap on" and i'm like 'lol noez" 3:04:10 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: "wait....... No' 3:04:42 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: shes all playing with my penis and i was like "stfu put in ur mouth its not a action figure" 3:12:12 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: if my mums leaves this summer to mexico ill try for 2 chicks again 3:12:14 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: i bet i could 3:12:32 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: i'll use all my rad moves like "hey... liek........ u like... so ... tv its coll ruit?" 3:12:50 AM ĿurЄ says: lmao 3:12:54 AM ĿurЄ says: thats your rad moves? 3:13:11 AM Fruitsofherwomb says: no i usally just go for the making out then lead it to : omfg my pants dropped: edited;please edit out the curse words before you post. that'd be dandy. thanks.
28-05-2006 19:54 spartakist
90 posts	I was actually that bored, I had an argument (through an intermediary) with.... A carpet. "bill says: you cant have carpet in a loft Tom says: tell that to my carpet bill says: alright bill says: i will bill says: 'carpet, fork off back to a living room' bill says: could you pass on that message Tom says: i will bill says: good Tom says: it says 'fork you' bill says: tell it to get off the follr and face me like a man bill says: floor Tom says: it's no man bill says: well, its on the floor, so it must be cowering in fear from me bill says: what a wimp Tom says: yeah Tom says: sure thing bill says: i cant believe i was actually having an argument with a carpet bill says: what have i sunk to Tom says: lower than a carpet" edit; swearing isn't nice. please stop it or at least edit it out before you paste your conversations =)*