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@ 13-01-2006 18:59 the_Apocalypse | 14,257 posts
| So...we already have the funniest post thread but most forummers talk to eachother outside LSI aswell and that's where a lot of (if not more) funny things happen aswell. So....this is the chance for you to share those funny moments.
Of course there's gonna be a few rules...not that anyone will pay attention but it's just another excuse for me to bitch at you =)
- If you're gonna post something, make sure it's funny for other people aswell. So if you're posting an inside joke, explain why it's so funny. If you can't, don't post it cos it's not funny for other people.
- We all know some people have retarded long sn's on msn so unless it's part of the joke, shorten it to just names or whatever. It makes it a lot easier to read.
- And last but not least, if someone posted something, don't be a moron and post that you didn't think it was funny. Clearly they did otherwise they wouldn't post it.
So.....i waited ages with this thread to find a funny example to post here, but seein as i still haven't found i'll just post it now and give Litalita the honor. |
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 0  @ 13-01-2006 19:01 L_i_t | 
4,564 posts
| Arno says:
i wish i had a gf
Lital says:
nah gf sucks
Arno says:
exactly
Arno says:
thats why i really want one
hahahahahahahahhaha arno killed me. | | 0 @ 13-01-2006 19:11 LeLox | 1,136 posts
| I don't know if it's more of funny or lame:
La Flor says:
Hey
Sal. Says:
Hiz
La Flor says:
wats up?
Sal. Says:
nthin...just my gray*supposedly*ceiling..
La Flor says:
he
La Flor says:
(Half a laugh)
Sal. says:
mm noticed
Sal. says:
*grunt* the stuff i notice these days!
La Flor says:
i can't even laugh a full laugh anymore
SaL. says:
its not worth it
La Flor says:
hu said it ever was...
SaL. says:
gota go bye
La Flor says:
goodbye
Yeah, it's lame.But it made me laugh for some odd reason! | | 0 @ 13-01-2006 19:15 faithx | 2,390 posts
| its soooo lame its funny
¢яуѕтαℓ says:
you will never guess what has happened to me?
[[X]]ωє αяє тнє кι∂ѕ σf ωαя αи∂ ρєα¢є says:
WHAT?
¢яуѕтαℓ says:
i listened to...to....to r n b, it was torture
[[X]]ωє αяє тнє кι∂ѕ σf ωαя αи∂ ρєα¢є says:
LOL, are you deaf now?
i liked the idea of her being tortured | | 0 @ 13-01-2006 19:18 PinkFloyd | 
25,850 posts
| Pfft, you stole this from me and Brittany...
Brittany says:
i should be a model
Sierra Michelle says:
Except you wouldn't be excepted, because you're, oh, what's that thing again, oh yeah, ugly.
Brittany says:
I should be an ass model.
Sierra Michelle says:
Okay, you'd be good at that.
Brittany says:
Mhmm, I do have a nice ass. | | +1 @ 06-02-2006 14:18 ice_white_tiger | 
14,479 posts
| Me and DannyB:
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
karla what do u put in a toaster?
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
bread you imbicil
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
DANNYOWNED
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
...you do put bread in there!
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
obviously, not TOAST KARLA
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
init!1one
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
but i didnt say toast i said bread
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
LIES
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
† Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
karla what do u put in a toaster?
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
bread you imbicil
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
DANNYOWNED
x † Clairvoyant Disease † x No, no, no you know it will always just be, me says:
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
why of course its toast
^^
x karla x - Hey there Edwardo whats it like there in those trousers... hehehehe says:
... youre a retard | | 0 @ 06-02-2006 14:25 carole | 26,916 posts
| didnt arno point out that u should shorten your longass screennames?
that was impossible to read karla..
i didnt get how the other posts were funny, except for the first one. | | 0 @ 06-02-2006 14:35 carole | 26,916 posts
| talkin about my friend who's indian..
Carole: he's always between two
dates.. still looking for an indian chick
Gabriel: take him to dunkin donuts | | 0 @ 11-02-2006 16:52 DannyB | 14,044 posts
| Ohhh Nanki my dear you do make me laugh:
Nanki says:
yeahmate
Danny says:
mate ahaha
Danny says:
your so english
Nanki says:
i knoow =(
Danny says:
i dont understand the sad face D=
Nanki says:
scary innit? =p | | 0 @ 23-02-2006 12:07 DannyB | 14,044 posts
| Nanki.. again lolzolozlrzol
You have just sent a Nudge!
Nanki says:
*creams*
Nanki says:
oh crap *screams | | 0 @ 01-04-2006 21:58 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| This is a bit retarded, but I was talking to Sexier and then there was silence for a while so I randomly said this :
TeaTea says : NUMA NUMA
TeaTea says : !!! 
Sexier says: wtf..
Numa Numa is from that song Dragostea Don Tei or whatever and I randomly said it.. I giggled after...
| | 0 @ 05-04-2006 00:49 Pandora | 
22,862 posts
| well this was kind of funny to me.. haha I duno why but I wanted to post something here because I always forget to :
G: i feel like a shower
Me: you feel like a shower.. like a rain storm.. or just a lite sprinkle?
G: showah
Me: that's not one of your choices dear.
G: shower
Me: will you make a rainbow after you shower?
G: nope
G: but i'll smell hella good
Me: =( you are still useless
Me: I ca'nt smell you tho
G: WHY AM I USELESS
G: that hurts my FEELINGS
Me: hahaa
Me: MAKE A RAINBOW B*TCH
G: WHY GOD DAMNIT
Me: BECAUSE I WANT ONE
G: I'LL BUY YOU A F*CKING RAINBOW
Me: =( but it's not as good as a g-made one
G: ok i will make you a rainbow
Me: yey *dances*
I tried editing it.. the starts look okay haha
rockon
tabitha | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 22:59 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| This was a retarded conversation I had with my friend Chelsie. I found it a bit funny...
Chelsie Acra: i am no longer chelsie but marilyn
TeaTea C: marilyn is smexy
Chelsie Acra: hahaha...
Chelsie Acra: you should see my web cam its freakishly white
TeaTea C: O.o
TeaTea C: o.O
TeaTea C: O.O
TeaTea C: o.o
TeaTea C: >>
TeaTea C:
TeaTea C: vv
Chelsie Acra: X_x
TeaTea C: ^^
Chelsie Acra: x_X
TeaTea C: >
Chelsie Acra: i like those
TeaTea C: me too
Chelsie Acra: >.
TeaTea C: I'm uglyyyy
Chelsie Acra: no im ugly
Chelsie Acra: im like super ugly
TeaTea C: no you're marilyn, you're smexy
Chelsie Acra: lol...no i am marilyn fucktard not manson
TeaTea C: so...
TeaTea C: you're still smexy
Chelsie Acra: noperzz just my name is smexy
TeaTea C: no
TeaTea C: YOU
Chelsie Acra: NO MY NAME
TeaTea C: YOU
Chelsie Acra: MY NAME!
TeaTea C: YOU!
Chelsie Acra: MY NAME!
TeaTea C: YOU!
Chelsie Acra: MY NAME!
Chelsie Acra: hmm...maybe i should be a moses
TeaTea C: YOU
Chelsie Acra: I AM MOSES
TeaTea C: YOU PARTED THE RED SEA!
TeaTea C: ?!*
Chelsie Acra: NO JUST CEREAL!
TeaTea C: I DROWNED IN YOUR CEREAL!
Chelsie Acra: THE CEREAL!
TeaTea C: WHATEVER YOU STILL MADE ME DROWN
TeaTea C: BRB
Chelsie Acra: kays WITH CEREAL?!
TeaTea C: BACK
TeaTea C: YES
Chelsie Acra: sweet...but what about the ICE CREAM!?!?!
TeaTea C: I ATE THAT BECAUSE IT ISH SWEET
TeaTea C: AND IT MADE ME DROWN IN THE BATHTUB OF PUDDING
Chelsie Acra: awesomenessh
Chelsie Acra: BUT WUT ABOUT THE GREAT POPTARTS!?!?!
TeaTea C: THE GREAT POPTARTS HAVEN'T RAPED ME YET!
Chelsie Acra: BUT THE WHY DO YOU HAVE POPTART SPERM IN UR TOASTER!?!?!
TeaTea C: MY TOASTER IS A VIRGIN!
TeaTea C: THE SPERM PROBABLY CAME FROM ME EATING A POPTART INSTEAD OF SUCKING!
Chelsie Acra: OMG!! HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!!?
TeaTea C: I DON
TeaTea C: ;T
TeaTea C: KNOW!
Chelsie Acra: OMG THIS MUST MEAN ITS THE MICROWAVES!
TeaTea C: NOT THE MICROWAVES!
Chelsie Acra: YESH THE DREADED MICROWAVES
TeaTea C: *JUMPS ON A MICROWAVE*
TeaTea C: OH NO IT'S A WOMAN!
Chelsie Acra: *beats the microwave with a spork!
Chelsie Acra: NOT A WOMAN!!!!!
TeaTea C: IT'S SHOWING ME IT'S PLATE FULL OF POPTART SPERM!
Chelsie Acra: IT MUST BE A TRANSEXUAL WOMAN!!!
TeaTea C: THEY ARE MAKING BABY OVENS AND STOVES!
Chelsie Acra: NOT THE SPERMANATED OFFSPRING!!!!
TeaTea C: *SCREAMS AND GETS ATTACKED BY A STOVE*
TeaTea C: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chelsie Acra: brb i have to shove the horrible food down my throat...i will be back
TeaTea C: okay
TeaTea C: be careful there isn't any spermy | | 0 @ 10-05-2006 20:56 Trip_Me_2 | 3 posts
| hmm random but ok
oh yea this is AIM not MSN
SmallFRI8974: its a lot warmer out there
Paint: its raining here
Paint: and it sucks
SmallFRI8974: oh
SmallFRI8974: poor baby
SmallFRI8974: hehe
SmallFRI8974: its warmer here
SmallFRI8974: in your face
SmallFRI8974: :-D
Paint: well know what
SmallFRI8974: nope
SmallFRI8974: but u could tell me
Paint: naw
SmallFRI8974: lol
SmallFRI8974: haha u dont have a come back:-P
Paint: i know | | 0 @ 11-05-2006 06:39 roquegaL | 1,629 posts
| ανωνυμία says:
ergh dont u just hate teens these days
Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says:
y
ανωνυμία says:
just fought with the kid
Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says:
who
ανωνυμία says:
she have exams
ανωνυμία says:
sis
ανωνυμία says:
i ask her to study and she wants to use the comp...i tell her to study first since im using it for a minute then she shout at me!!!
ανωνυμία says:
i got so pissed
Bodylicious- Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect. So why practice? says:
and wat did u do
ανωνυμία says:
shout back! | | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:11 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| I had this with my friend Amanda.. It's kinky and amusing at the same time
Amanda : I'm really horny
TeaTea : Why can't you wait till I see you?
Amanda : I don't know. Gosh! Well, I'm off for a shower, want to come?
TeaTea : I'd love to watch 
Amanda : Don't just watch, touch 33
TeaTea : I'll do more than touch *slobbers*
Amanda : ttyl je t'aime
TeaTea : je t'aime jolie.
LATER ON
TeaTea : Hey smexy how was your horny shower?
Amanda : It was....interesting....
TeaTea : Awesome. Did you break the shower head or fix it?
Amanda : You'll find out when you come 33
I know... very weird. I liked it though 
| | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:15 SolBuzz | 809 posts
| •·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says:
I got a metal P90
•·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says:
and a Socom
||| ĿurЄ ||| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says:
I have
||| ĿurЄ ||| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says:
a spoon
•·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says:
FRIG
||| ĿurЄ ||| ●•● I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal ,●•● says:
stabby stab
•·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says:
PURPLE HEART PURPLE HEART
•·.·´¯`·.·• ;; K¥L€ ;; •·.·´¯`·.·• says:
I FORFEIT | | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:17 SolBuzz | 809 posts
| Weirdo1 says: OHHH FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWEAR!!!!
Weirdo2 says: ARGGG~
Weirdo1 says: ..
Weirdo1 says: your jkin right?
Weirdo2 says: MY TESTIES!!!!
Weirdo2 says: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Weirdo1 says: okay good...
Weirdo1 says: I was gonna be like
Weirdo1 says: LAWL YOU GOT NO BALLS
Weirdo2 says: OMFG ME BALLS ARE GONE!
Weirdo1 says: lmao
Weirdo2 says: hey.....who said i had balls in the first place?
Weirdo1 says: ...
Weirdo2 says: heheh
Weirdo2 says: joking!
Weirdo1 says: okay good
Weirdo2 says: lawl
Weirdo2 says: maybe i am a girl....and i just have an abonormaly swolen clitorus.
DORKAWD ♥
edited; rude language | | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:31 carole | 26,916 posts
| ^^ thats impossible to read cuz your screen names suck big time | | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:34 SolBuzz | 809 posts
| Lol I know
Thanks XP | | 0 @ 20-05-2006 18:36 carole | 26,916 posts
|  | | 0 @ 21-05-2006 23:22 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| Chelsie Acra: are they gay together? i mean our comps?
TeaTea C: maybe
Chelsie Acra: wow
Chelsie Acra: well my computers name is frankie so
TeaTea C: mine is named bob
Chelsie Acra: so frankie and bob are together?
TeaTea C: yes
Chelsie Acra: with the toasters?
TeaTea C: yes
TeaTea C: and they develop comp-boobs and pop tart sperm | | 0 @ 21-05-2006 23:26 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| I forgot to add 2 things to the end :
Chelsie Acra: omg
Chelsie Acra: does that mean they make waffles?! | | 0 @ 21-05-2006 23:46 SolBuzz | 809 posts
| 2:59:52 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
shes loud
3:00:03 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
it ruins the moment
3:00:15 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
i'm thinking of dudes nude and she screams and i'm like "STFU "
3:00:22 AM ĿurЄ says:
LMFAO
3:00:46 AM ĿurЄ says:
wait
3:00:51 AM ĿurЄ says:
you think of guys nude?
3:01:05 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
not all the time
3:01:09 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
just on saturdays
3:01:12 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
and sudnays
3:01:13 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
mondays
3:01:16 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
tuesdays
3:01:19 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
wensday
3:01:22 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
thrusday
3:01:23 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
friday
3:01:24 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
fomg | | 0 @ 21-05-2006 23:47 SolBuzz | 809 posts
| 3:04:06 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
she was like "Want me to fork you with a strap on" and i'm like 'lol noez"
3:04:10 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
"wait....... No'
3:04:42 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
shes all playing with my penis and i was like "stfu put in ur mouth its not a action figure"
3:12:12 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
if my mums leaves this summer to mexico ill try for 2 chicks again
3:12:14 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
i bet i could
3:12:32 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
i'll use all my rad moves like "hey... liek........ u like... so ... tv its coll ruit?"
3:12:50 AM ĿurЄ says:
lmao
3:12:54 AM ĿurЄ says:
thats your rad moves?
3:13:11 AM Fruitsofherwomb says:
no i usally just go for the making out then lead it to : omfg my pants dropped:
edited;please edit out the curse words before you post. that'd be dandy. thanks. | | 0 @ 28-05-2006 19:54 spartakist | 90 posts
| I was actually that bored, I had an argument (through an intermediary) with....
A carpet.
"bill says:
you cant have carpet in a loft
Tom says:
tell that to my carpet
bill says:
alright
bill says:
i will
bill says:
'carpet, fork off back to a living room'
bill says:
could you pass on that message
Tom says:
i will
bill says:
good
Tom says:
it says 'fork you'
bill says:
tell it to get off the follr and face me like a man
bill says:
*floor
Tom says:
it's no man
bill says:
well, its on the floor, so it must be cowering in fear from me
bill says:
what a wimp
Tom says:
yeah
Tom says:
sure thing
bill says:
i cant believe i was actually having an argument with a carpet
bill says:
what have i sunk to
Tom says:
lower than a carpet"
edit; swearing isn't nice. please stop it or at least edit it out before you paste your conversations =) |
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