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Conversations With The Almighty
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 0  @ 06-11-2006 20:17 TheAnnoyance | 
44,299 posts
| lmao dan  | | 0 @ 06-11-2006 20:20 TheAnnoyance |
44,299 posts
| Me:
hey God
God:
Hello child.
Me:
do you like lesbians?
God:
I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibson is a lesbian?
God:
That is only a rumor.
| | 0 @ 06-11-2006 20:28 TheAnnoyance |
44,299 posts
| Me:
do you like anal sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
you dont wanna do me?
God:
OK, I will do you.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed
 | | 0 @ 07-11-2006 02:56 Piera7192 | 291 posts
| God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jo
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
lmao no, love that was a typo...
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
just then
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
oh really? you wanna take this outside?
God:
Awesome. For real. OK, I will take this outside.
Me:
put 'em up, f*****
God:
OK I will put it there.
"Piera vs God".
I don't like my odds.
ciao  | | 0 @ 08-11-2006 06:37 hjusdgla | 5 posts
| God:
I remember you told me to stop saying where? Thanks for telling me: JESUS said I dumbfuck.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can i
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it. | | 0 @ 10-05-2007 00:16 Idioteque | 13 posts
| Me:
Do you like gays?
God:
Sure I do. God loves everyone | | 0 @ 10-05-2007 00:20 Idioteque | 13 posts
| Me:
Sex is fun.
God:
It is more fun alone. | | 0 @ 10-05-2007 15:56 TheAnnoyance |
44,299 posts
| ^ | | -2 @ 16-11-2007 22:08 superman14 | 
364 posts
| This is blasphemous! You guys think I am annoying, and insulting? Well maybe you should examine the plank in your own eye before pointing out the speck it mine. This is further proof why I am here. I am here because this site deserves a chance. A chance to really talk to the Almighty. This thread is why I am here. I am here to really give you insight into who God truely is. This is worse than the porn thread. I left that one alone, however I can't this one. You should all be ashamed (although I know you won't be, but maybe you guys should care about your eternal souls for once)
It's on! War has begun!!!!!!!!!!!! | | 0 @ 16-11-2007 22:15 PinkFloyd | 
25,789 posts
| I'm sure if God was real, he'd have a sense of humor. | | 0 @ 16-11-2007 22:33 vandy | 
9,508 posts
| I saw this somewhere...i think it was from the same site:
Me:
when really, he was just hiding in his closet. They laughed because it was a funny story.
God:
The past and future are one. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
the people that interviewed me.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
I had sex with a goat.
God:
Do you still have sex with a goat ?
Me:
yes. I keep it in my bedroom.
God:
Yikes! I know what you mean, . I've been there.
Me:
was your goat a good lover?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
how old were you at the time?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
Goats are tricky like that.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Well at least the one you banged.
God:
How about that. I think I know that one.
Me:
"Know" in the biblical sense, eh? | | 0 @ 16-11-2007 22:35 vandy |
9,508 posts
| PS...Superman, seriously, kiddo, you are going to give yourself early heart disease. you are NOT going to change anyone on this site, and it seems to be stressing you out. Maybe you need a break. | | 0 @ 16-11-2007 22:39 Juliet86 | 
7,700 posts
| I tried to do this before but it just ended up being weird and frustrating, and not very funny. The funniest thing was when a friend called and asked what I was doing and I said I was talking with god. She must have thought I had lost my marbles completely | | 0 @ 16-11-2007 22:40 KateKateKate | 
5,285 posts
| Yeah I don't usually get much out of God either...maybe I'm not asking the right questions.  | | -2 @ 16-11-2007 23:22 WH1 | 290 posts
 | Me: Do you like gays?
God:No, from the very beginning they(sick&demented) people
were always HOMOSEXUALS
nothing about their insanity is the least bit amusing
NOR should it be treated as such
As for whether I like them or not ask yourself-
do you believe it would be justice to love&accept such blatant rebellion
of course NOT. I love all people as they were originally formed, good&pure
not lustful,liberal,dysfunctional,disobedient monsters they've turned into.
Get this STRAIGHT - everyone always misquotes me and says
"God loves everyone" thinking that it means "just as you ARE". I say NOT!
Not until you repent and cease from your wickedness and constant rebellionGOD LOVES EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS HIS SON,JESUS.PERIOD.
WOOHOO Jesus!
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1) I should not have to edit your post whatsoever, do not add a thousand spaces to the bottom of your post so I have to scroll down a mile.
2) Do not bold all of your text, people will read it even if it's in regular text because you are obnoxious.
3) I put in 'Do you like gays?' on that iGod thing, and it gave me this response:
"Me:
Do you like gays?
God:
Sure I do. God loves everyone."
Not the crap that you just made up to insult people, therefore, card, you just got off being banned for 20 days or so? Now you have another 16, good job.
-- Forum Moderator | | 0 @ 17-11-2007 03:18 superman14 |
364 posts
| PS...Superman, seriously, kiddo, you are going to give yourself early heart disease. and it seems to be stressing you out. Maybe you need a break.
I need a break? You think I stressed out? #1 I'm not stressed however you bring up a good point. If I was why would I be? Is it because of all the people here whose eternal souls are at stake? | | 0 @ 17-11-2007 03:18 superman14 |
364 posts
| ^^Maybe I should be stressed. | | +2 @ 17-11-2007 03:20 JDolla | 
6,877 posts
| maybe you should shut up | | 0 @ 17-11-2007 03:40 JDolla |
6,877 posts
| God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
daddy drinks and beats me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
maybe if you listened to my prayers once in a while... | | 0 @ 17-11-2007 09:56 vandy |
9,508 posts
| It's very egocentric to think that you have anything to do with people's souls being at stake. You've said your piece, let God do his work. | | 0 @ 17-11-2007 11:20 minastirith | 
2,451 posts
| Wilson: House, this is God.
House: Can't you see I can't talk in this thing? Can we talk on Thursday?
Wilson: I can't, I have a thing to do. How about Friday?
House: Okay, but you'll have to ask Cameron.
Wilson: Oh no, she'll just want to know why bad things happen. I don't have another answer to give her this time... | | 0 @ 20-11-2007 18:58 hum | 17,109 posts
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* offtopic :
I'd forgotten about this, hah. X)
| | 0 @ 21-11-2007 20:42 blackrose182 | 15 posts
| Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
no its very mature
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
it's
God:
Who says?
Me:
i say
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh what
God:
Groovy. No problem.
Me:
hippie
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
is it pretty?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
dancing alice, is it pretty europe?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who is dancing alice?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
but you told me about her
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm glad it pleases you, .
Me:
soo
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
umm ok
God:
OK. It goes without saying.
Me:
is elvis still alive?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
cybelle, is elvis still alive
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
but i'm not glad that we agree
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not glad that we agree.
Me:
-.-
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not glad that we agree.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
why os
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
what??
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
SHRDLHU part
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
what does that means?
God:
" That is a very original thought."? What does it means?
ok sooo what tha hell is cydelle and alice and that??can someone tell me | | 0 @ 21-11-2007 20:45 blackrose182 | 15 posts
| heyy i know what that really weird word is
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd. |
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