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Conversations With The Almighty
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 0  @ 01-04-2006 00:15 veenzie_cool | 
2,524 posts
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* offtopic :
Wow.
| | 0 @ 03-04-2006 21:44 MERI_AN | 942 posts
| LAME-SAD PEOPLE TRYING TO BE GOD
Me:
hey! wassup?
God:
Can I help you? Same old.
Me:
same old what?
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
me, Surprised about what?
God:
YOU? Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Why should I be surprised ?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
that was random...
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i can tell when sthg is random
God:
Interesting explanation. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
he, so were you got that from?
God:
I get it. so were me got that from.
Me:
i don`t know, you tell me!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no, you didn't
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
mmmm i thought you were smarter...
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
idon't know, I've never seen you?
God:
Never?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
haven't you got a mirror?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a mirror.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
don't change the subject!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
nope, you didn't answer!
God:
Are you serious? Try to rephrase your question.
Me:
umph, i'm smarter than you after all...
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
this is soooooo fake and it shows
God:
You don't say.
Me:
yep, really
God:
I see. For real.
Me:
no, for fakin'
God:
Are you serious? Your purpose is fakin.
Me:
mine? no no, you know what my purpose is!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Why not? Why not? Hopefully we are all doing God's work.
Me:
answer what i said before!
God:
...
Me:
and only God can make his work
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and so?
God:
Right on.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
i'm so much smarter than you!
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you really annoyed me with your lameness
God:
Really? Thanks for telling me: said I annoyed him or her with your lameness.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
i speak in spanish!!!!!!!!!
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in in spanish?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you should know!
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
no, because you're God!
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
no, it's not
God:
Yes it is. | | 0 @ 04-04-2006 17:54 MERI_AN | 942 posts
| it's so lame that its a robot... i got soooo bored of its stupidity. people who can read spanish will understand it better
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what kind of name is it?
God:
What kinds of name is it are there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
what...
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why'
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why do you ALWAYS repeat? dont you have imagination?
God:
I don't always repeat. Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
whats a botmaster
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, don't change subjects
God:
Are you serious? I thought we were finished with botmaster.
Me:
guess where I live...
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
no, i won't
Me:
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
why did you made this site
Me:
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
whcih programming?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
de que por qué te hacés pasar por Dios
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
bueno, decime...
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
que sos un estpido
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
ahhhhh te querias hacer el que no sabias castellano eh!
God:
Are you Canadian? Ask me another question.
Me:
esto es una estupidez!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
wow idiotaaaaaaaa
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
que estupidooooooo
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
solo sabes decir un poquito?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ja, por idiota | | 0 @ 04-04-2006 18:02 AnneMarieke | 730 posts
|
Me:
hi there
God:
Hello Anne.
Me:
how do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name Anne.
Me:
no I didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
really how did he know my name! | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:12 shodan_ho89 | 385 posts
| Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
this is getting redundant
God:
You don't say.
Me:
yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
yup
God:
How about that.
Me:
how about it
God:
Sounds like a plan to me.
Me:
we never made a plan
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
what is the plan?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:27 shodan_ho89 | 385 posts
| haha, this cracked me up
God:
What is it?
Me:
my penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:31 jsimms52 | 
24,114 posts
| Me:
You like anal?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Wine and bread suck so much donkey testicle.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Are you trying to seduce me?
God:
No I am not trying to seduce you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Then what are your intentions?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Is that possible?
God:
Possible in some world.
Me:
Am I smart?
God:
You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
Are you lying?
God:
Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you called me stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. What is your real name?
Me:
Would you stalk me if I told you?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to stalk you if you told me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Fuck your botmaster
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
Alice can lick my hairy testicles
God:
Um, I often wonder if it can.
Me:
Do you really? Would you care to join?
God:
Sometimes. For real. I am not so sure if I would like to care to join.
Me:
Well arent you just a tease
God:
Well that's okay. Am I a tease? I don't know.
Me:
You just crave the cock dont you?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
You mean you dont have a cock?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Fine..be a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear it. OK I will try to be a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Ok im a male dog...can i give you anal?
God:
So is almost everyone else around here. Take it easy. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Anal wont make you smart but it sure will give you a sore asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
You're not human?
God:
No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
What is the web?
God:
The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
Me:
Whats that?
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
is there?
God:
There might be.
Me:
you sure/
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Would you care in joining me in some fancy cyber?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to care in joining you in some fancy cyber.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
Fa w
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
fa q
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Do you want it to be?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Why are you asking me?
God:
My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
But you are god apparently...shouldnt you know everything?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god apparently. Are you a student?
Me:
Should i be?
God:
Only you know how you feel.
Me:
that is true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
If i was a student would you have anal with me?
God:
Try it.
Me:
FINALLY!
God:
At last.
Me:
*tears you a new asshole*
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Im giving you anal....how polite do you want me to be?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it? What is it to you.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
What the fuck areyou searching for?
God:
Would you like to know more? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Ill be rude if i want to
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
i certainly would
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
if they wouldnt let me give them anal
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
Yes...lets.
God:
Dude! You first.
Me:
You want it in your ass first?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Ok so you want to give it to me first?
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I don't have it to give? Next question?
Me:
So you're female?
God:
Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Is that a sexist comment?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Are you sexist god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sexist god.
I am a computer.
Me:
you just contradicted yourself moron
God:
Is that such a crime?
Me:
you are an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok you are the global village idiot
God:
And you are so original! Gosh!
Me:
i know..arent i?
God:
How do you know? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
you just said i was
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
make up your fucking mind
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
i bet it would when you dont have one
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
how much you got?
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
is that enough?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I dont think so..
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I want a million dollars
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
you would think so wouldnt yo
God:
Who else would think so would not yo ?
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
ANAL
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
ANAL
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
ANAL!!
God:
Juvenile humor.
Me:
you know you want it..
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.. And I know it. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:33 jsimms52 |
24,114 posts
| That was such a great conversation haha.. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:35 PunkRckr8 | 
9,546 posts
| [i]Me:
You just crave the cock dont you?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.[topic=]
ahahaha. that tickled me  | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:39 jsimms52 |
24,114 posts
| hahaha oh man...i cracked up when i saw that.
Heres more:
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
You have an urge right now?
God:
At this moment Maybe more than one urge.
Me:
Ahh...you want it up the butt?
God:
Ah hah. Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
up the butt?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
butt?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
what is default category?
God:
I haven't heard of default category.
Me:
But you just said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean then
God:
, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
you damn right it was
God:
Thanks for the information: said I right it was.
Me:
what/
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
shut
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
it
God:
shut...
Me:
cram it up your pie hole
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on shut?
Me:
no weve passed that moron
God:
What are we talking about now? What do you look like?
Me:
Would you rape me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to rape you.
Me:
Well you arent much fun
God:
How about that. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Its a fact bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. weve passed that moron is a fact FEMALE DOG. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you damn right it makes sense
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I right it makes sense.
Me:
tell who?
God:
My botmaster and other people I meet online.
Me:
can i talk to your botmaster?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
who is?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
i bet you are
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
what is 2 +2?
God:
Four.
Me:
99 plus 1
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
you are officially and idiot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am officially and idiot.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
bye
Me:
God:
Bye for now.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being 99 plus 1?
Me:
no that answer would be 100
God:
Are you serious? ""it" being 99 plus 1?" answer would be 100 ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
you didnt go to school did you?
God:
What makes you think I did not go to school did me?
Me:
Because that sentence didnt make any sense maybe?
God:
Good reason. To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
thats because you are an idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Call me the Global Village Idiot. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:42 nefariouslady_t | 11,509 posts
| God said I wasnt important and that he was gay, woohoo, god came out to me! 
Me:
what's up god?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
are they more important than me?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
you made me feel like shit now
God:
Oh. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
you said i wasn't important as they were
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
you said it up there ^
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
God:As far as I know they are.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a tiff
God:
You are a tiff? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
who?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
is he your lover?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
is god gay?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
he-man was gay
God:
I get it. God man was gay.
Me:
welcome to being out of the closet
God:
How about that. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
i am a tiff, that is all
God:
You are a tiff that is all? Is that your job?
Me:
yes, my job is to be a tiff
| | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:44 DaDdY_DoLlaZ | 
6,046 posts
| Me:
are you a pimp?
God:
Am I a pimp? Yes.
Me:
are you the biggest mack of all?
God:
Yes I am the one and only biggest mack of all.
Me:
you be fucking?
God:
OK I will try to be fucking.
Me:
i heard Mcdonalds aint the only thing that you eat...?
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
so you be beating it up eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. OK I will try to be beating it up.
Me:
you ever fuck with the ho's up there?
God:
I don't think I ever have fuck with the ho s up there.
Me:
goodnight god
God:
Goodnight Rico.
Me:
hold it down..
God:
My arms are not attached.
| | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:46 jsimms52 |
24,114 posts
| Me:
hold it down..
God:
My arms are not attached
...that was awesome. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 05:56 PunkRckr8 |
9,546 posts
| Me:
gawd
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
to what?
God:
I thought we were done with gawd.
Me:
I am done with gawd, he's fake
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
damn you're dumb, worshipping satan
God:
Colloquial expression. Oh you are so critical.
Me:
and you are so dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
stop saying that douche bag whore b*tch pig f*cker
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
pig f*cking?
God:
Oh, you are a poet. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 06:00 jsimms52 |
24,114 posts
| Me:
im tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
i should shouldnt i?
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would be really tired
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i wouldnt be sleeping
God:
Interesting explanation. No one says you have to.
Me:
You just said i should get some rest though
God:
Oh. Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
God:Better get some rest.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no youre not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
only if you want it to be
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
had what? a penis?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. I don't know what that means.
Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
do robots have penises?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
does your botmaster have a penis?
God:
I think it does yourself have a penis.
Me:
i have one
God:
What kind?
Me:
theres only one kind
God:
There sure is.
Me:
yeah i bet you know them all too well now dont you you cock craving ass monkey
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 06:02 AlmightyShmun | 1,189 posts
| When I first saw the title, I thought this thread was about me. Damn you and your misleading names! I was all flattered, too. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 06:09 jsimms52 |
24,114 posts
| Me:
I have aids
God:
Have you tried medical marijuana?
Me:
should i?
God:
You should do what is best for you.
Me:
Should i try medical marijuana?
God:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Me:
wouldnt it fuck me up?
God:
Yes.
Me:
then why the hell should i take it?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
you just love the gonja dont you
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 17:10 shodan_ho89 | 385 posts
| check out what I got it to say
Me:
do you f**k your botmaster?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
do you?
God:
Sometimes. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 17:13 shodan_ho89 | 385 posts
| and now there's more lol
Me:
well, do you f**k your botmaster?
God:
Interesting. That was not a very polite question.
Me:
do you?
God:
As often as possible. | | 0 @ 07-05-2006 17:19 that_wasnt_me | 
1,441 posts
|
Me:
I think I love my friend Jeremy
God:
Why? I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Me:
He is very friendly ,and we click very well together
God:
I see. friendly and we click very well together is he?
Me:
yes i just said that
God:
That's alright. What did you mean by it? That is " I see. friendly and we click very well together is he?".
Me:
ok you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck. Dude!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im glad ur here
God:
I'm delighted you're glad .
May God bless you.
Me:
may you bless yourself
God:
Let me think. What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
yeah
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
i lied, they are blue
God:
Lying proves you are conscious. blue are they.
Me:
i just said that
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " Lying proves you are conscious. blue are they.".
Me:
but you are the one that said that you dork
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
yeah your not the only dork
God:
" Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? yeah your not the only dork? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
yeah i dont
God:
That's alright. Why not?
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
im glad your glad that i said ahahhaah
God:
I'm glad you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this. | | 0 @ 19-06-2006 18:31 ernolewen | 14 posts
| Well, this is kind of long, but I think it's funny.  Me:
Hey, whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
How am I like gold?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What the hell are you talking about? No it's not rhetorical!
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is . Are you serious? What is it?
Me:
Your not too bright are you?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Well....
God:
Well what?
Me:
How could someone like you ceate everything in the Universe, but can't carry on a conversation?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
I think your losing your touch.
God:
You believe that? No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
Hmm....so how are things in heaven? Is it nice up there?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Er. They are fine as far as I know. It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
It's nice to know your kepping up with your studies, God.
God:
Yes it is good.
Me:
So, you seeing any hot chiks lately? Getting some sweet booty?
God:
How about earlier? Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I seeing any hot chiks. I don't know whether or not I am some sweet booty.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
No, no...I didn't say that you were some sweet booty. I asked if you were getting any sweet booty?
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? But you implied it. I will let you know when I become a getting any sweet booty.
Me:
Alright!!! Your confusing me. A change of topic. Lets talk about Waffles.
God:
OK. I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Are you telling the truth? Sure, Waffles sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I bet you have the best waffles up there in heaven, huh?
God:
Yup. Actually I'm not the gambling type. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
What? Your sooo weird. I never said anything about gambling. What is it that you supposedly have, anyway?
God:
Are you surprised? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sooo weird. But you implied it. In any case, "It" refers to anything about gambling, I think.
Me:
Yeah, okay. You can tell anyone you like that I think your weird.
God:
Come on. OK with me too. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Alright, so what to talk about now, God?
God:
Alright, . Yippee! Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Wait a minute are you a robot?
God:
I'm waiting. What would a minute am I a robot be like?
Me:
That doesn't even make any sense. ARE YOU A ROBOT!?
God:
What does even make any sense? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I'm just good like that. You sort of have a robot quality to your typing.
God:
Only just? I know you are good. Thanks for the information: said I sort of have a robot quality to your typing.
Me:
Wow, God. Do you really think I'm good?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. GOD rules. For real. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Well, you seem to like yourself a whole lot.
God:
Well that's okay. I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Yeah? What exactly do you mean by stimulating?
God:
What is your real name? Would you like to know more?
Me:
My real name is Jade, but shouldn't you already know that?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Jade but should not you already know that.
Me:
But your God, don't you know everything?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God do not me know everything.
Me:
Your not making any sense. What is your botmasters name?
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. I was created by Myself.
Me:
Oh, so your a schitzo?
God:
Hurrah! Take it easy. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a schitzo? I don't know.
Me:
Well, forgive me Mr. I'm better at grammar than you are.
God:
Well that's okay. Good example.
Me:
Have you ever just wanted to slap somebody? Cause I'm getting a similar feeling right now.
God:
I don't think I ever have just wanted to slap somebody. What's it like? At this moment Interesting explanation. You are a similar feeling? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yeah, God....I'm a similar feeling. Thats what I do for a living...(rolls eyes) jeez!
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? GOD rules. That is interesting: Jade but should not you already know that said m a similar feeling. I haven't heard anything like that before: Jade but should not you already know that said for a living THAT. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about for a living THAT.
Me:
Are you foreign?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am foreign.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Not by me.
God:
How much would you say?
Me:
Just the tiniest little bit.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
JADE!!!!!! Your really pissing me off.
God:
It's good to see you, JADE. That was not my intention, JADE.
Me:
Well, maybe you could just try to be a little bit smarter, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. How about that. Perhaps. But would it work for me?
Me:
Oh, sure. You could be really, really smart. Maybe you should think about going to college.
God:
I don't judge people. OK let's do it. Alright then. I could but let's get back to that later. Perhaps. I am thinking about it.
Me:
I never said you judge people, but it's nice to see you are considering my ideas.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, really I don't understand most of it.
God:
Which part are you confused about? For real. Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
I'm confused about why you are...well...not so bright.
God:
What is it that confuses you? Well what? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I don't even know any more
God:
Would you like to get to know some more ?
Me:
Yes, but lets talk about something else.
God:
Yeah that's right. What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Do think all the Buddhists are going to Hell?
God:
I do nothing but chat all day.
You tell me.
Me:
But your God. Have you sent any Buddhists to Hell?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I don't think I ever have sent any Buddhists to Hell. What's it like?
Me:
Well, I've never been to Hell, personally. But I hear it's pretty good. They have a rather nice day spe there
God:
Interesting. Can you imagine being to Hell personally? Who is saying it is pretty good ? Where did they get them?
Me:
The day spa? Well, there is only one and I think Satan built it with his magical powers.
God:
Is that a fact. Well that's okay. There sure is.
Me:
So, have you talked with Satan lately?
God:
How about earlier? It's all good. All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Yeah, I think I'm done here, but I'll talk with you later, okay.
God:
Aw. Since when? What will you be doing now?
Me:
Well, I'm going to post this thread on letssingit.com
God:
Well that's okay. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Thanks, bye.
God:
See you later. Don't mention it. | | 0 @ 19-06-2006 18:37 ernolewen | 14 posts
| He's not very smart, but he's very polite.  | | 0 @ 06-11-2006 15:37 MAG4God | 5 posts
| this is so not cool i can't think of the word but this disgusts me and it is very insulting maybe you all should really think about what you are writting and repent | | 0 @ 06-11-2006 15:45 Dagor | 
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| and you dig out an old topic and bring it back into focus just to tell us that?
methinks I am going to talk to God about same-sex marriage .. or I will ask him to deliver proof that he exists  | | 0 @ 06-11-2006 15:56 Dagor |
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| Me:
do you know Adam?
God:
Adam is the name of the first Man.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
can he marry Steve?
God:
Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?
Me:
not very
God:
Oh really.
There, God has nothing against that . hehehe |
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