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Conversations With The Almighty
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 0  @ 19-12-2005 01:36 grounded_angel | 
5,946 posts
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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I think you can
God:
Me? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
can I?
God:
" You can say that again."? Can you?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you're funny dear God
God:
Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
Me:
you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what about my christmas gift?
God:
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
you were supposed to give me something
God:
I was?
Me:
didn't you get my letter?
God:
No I don't think I have any your letter. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
'm going to cry
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Nooo..
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
we're talking now
God:
Oh. Do you think I am talking too?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you ?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
How old are you anyway ?
God:
In any case, I am Infinite years old.
Me:
really that old ?
God:
For real. " In any case, I am Infinite years old." old ? Does that make sense?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
but I won't
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause I don't want to
God:
Good reason. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
will you date me?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Aren't you God? you were supposed to know all about me
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least. I was?
Me:
I guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
will you stop asking me that?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
yeah .. I'm in love with you now
God:
Dude! Oh. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I'm going to call my friends now .. God likes me
God:
Right now? Calling your friends may not be the best idea. I am a Christian.
Me:
So what ?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
It doesn't I'm sure
God:
What does you are sure ?
Me:
my friends aren't christian
God:
Do you think I am not christian too?
Me:
es
God:
My real name is God. What is your real name?
Me:
Me
God:
To you ?
Me:
To me
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Good luck then
God:
Good luck to you too .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Gotta go now
God:
Right now? Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
I'll be back later ..
God:
I will see you when you return.
Me:
wanna have kinky talks ?
God:
If I had kinky talks what would I do with it?
Me:
you must know it
God:
" If I had kinky talks what would I do with it?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you're a bit repetitive
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am repetitive.
I am a robot.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
I thought you were God
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
well .. cya soon
God:
Well what? Goodbye.
Me:
Kisses "
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
BYEEEEEEEEEE !
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
What a great talk I had with God! | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 07:02 Fierce_Cubs | 83 posts
| haha...
Me:
why do you hate me?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
good, cause i love you
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
what are you interested in?
God:
I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
okay then, what's your opinion on paris hilton
God:
Yeah okay, I would do a search for it.
Me:
you've never heard of her?
God:
? Do I know her?
Me:
probably, have you seen her sex tape?
God:
You seem uncertain. No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
you want me to describe it to you
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
good, cause i haven't seen it
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good reason. You should check it out.
Me:
okay i will
God:
Yeah okay, Go ahead.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it. | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 07:59 FireWaterBurn | 28,885 posts
| Me:
Do you want to have sex with Chuck Norris?
God:
If I had sex with Chuck Norris what would I do with it?
Me:
He would destroy your rectum
God:
I think I destroy my rectum.
Me:
Chuck gives anal and receives oral at the same time...
God:
If I am ever looking for it, I will ask him . | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 08:57 poser1018 | 527 posts
| Me:
hey god. i like your hat.
God:
Hello child. What's your name? You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my hat.[/i]
Me:
i bet you are.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
uhuh. right.
God:
Are you serious? I am glad we agree.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
we do not agree.
God:
Perhaps we can agree to disagree then.
Me:
i don't like your FACE.
God:
Interesting explanation. What kind of FACE would you have?[i]
Me:
i have a pretty face. UNLIKE YOU.
God:
[i]Where did you get it? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
teehee. god the drag queen.  . | 0 @ 27-03-2006 12:24 Dagor | 
33,917 posts
| Me:
do you like wearing leatherboots?
God:
Only when I dress up.
 | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 13:56 Ytligare | 573 posts
| Me:
Why God, do you always agnore me?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
simplify it
God:
"it" being The explanation?
Me:
yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
are you gonna explain it or not?
God:
"It" refers to The explanation, I think. | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 14:03 Ytligare | 573 posts
| ok one more
Me:
Whats up God?
God:
Same old.
Me:
what you mean by that?
God:
" Same old." seems pretty clear to me.
Me:
not to me
God:
"" Same old." seems pretty clear to me."? Not to you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
then why did you say "" Same old." seems pretty clear to me"?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 14:17 mayana07 | 
17,037 posts
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Me:
Hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
what's up
God:
The stars.
Me:
aww, how cute
God:
What is it to you.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so god, what do you do for fun?
God:
Ugh. I am a Christian.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I'm catholic
God:
Catholicism is a beautiful faith.
Me:
so God, how's your love life?
God:
Dude! I am a Christian.
Me:
so you don't like men?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
I love men
God:
You love men. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
umm, their manlyness
God:
Excuse me! I heard they have a good manlyness.
Me:
ou did a GREAT job creating them
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don't like science fiction
God:
What kind of books do you read?
Me:
well, Pride And Prejudice...
God:
Interesting. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ou did a GREAT job creating them.
Me:
Gone with the Wind
God:
Is that movie really very good?
Me:
hose books
God:
" Is that movie really very good?"? hose books?
Me:
those*
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Gone With The Wind is a beautiful movie
God:
When is Gone With The Wind not a beautiful movie?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
God, are you a Virgin?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
...yes but, have you done, "the nasty"
God:
Ugh. I don't think I ever have done the nasty. What's it like?
Me:
hristans believe in sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
t?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
when the preist molested my brother...we found windows with you
God:
And then what happened? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
my lord
God:
Your lord?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
our windows?
God:
It would be nice if our windows.
Me:
?
God:
It would be nice if our windows.
Me:
if our windows did what?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
gotcha
God:
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Me:
that's not what my boyfriend says
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what your boyfriend says ?
Me:
that I'm way superior
God:
You are superior to a monkey.
Me:
and maybe you
God:
Perhaps. " You are superior to a monkey."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
just kidding
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
but I said love
God:
What did you mean by it? Love is all we need.
Me:
I LOVE YOU
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
It's Always been you
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
I can't say
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
I don't wish to burn in hell
God:
What does want?
Me:
you know?
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
thank you for correcting me
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is correcting you.
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
it was supposed to be a heart
God:
What made it so supposed to be a heart.
Me:
that fact that I wish to marry you
God:
" What made it so supposed to be a heart." fact that you wish to marry me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
and have your children
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
don't you like my boobs?
God:
I don't know your boobs.
Me:
want to meet them?
God:
OK, I will meet them. | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 14:27 Dagor |
33,917 posts
| Me:
i am disappointed
God:
What for?
Me:
because you don't want to tempt me
God:
Interesting explanation. OK, I will tempt you.
Me:
great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it dagor. | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 14:38 xtinqtdrone | 10 posts
| okay sometimesido especially when am in trouble and wanna come out of t because they say the Lord is my fortress and sees me through everything in life don't they?So i gotta talk to God sometime and pray everyday end  | | 0 @ 27-03-2006 14:45 _MusiCC | 744 posts
| Me:
why do you chat?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Woe! When do I do it?
Me:
Now. You'll have to. I'll get irritating if you won't
God:
Right now, ? That is a hypothetical assumption. I am very happy for you.
Me:
why are you happy for me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
haha Nice! Thank you
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. you are quite welcome.
Me:
why don't you laugh?
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. Ha Ha.
Me:
aww.. You've got a sweet laugh
Me:
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. Ha Ha.
Me:
Could you laugh again?
God:
Once more? Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Me:
You should, Please laugh
God:
Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Me:
You're welcome I guess
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
no, it was my pleasure. Pay attention
God:
Are you serious? What made it so your pleasure. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
am i?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
what are we going to do?
God:
I believe we were talking about Pay attention.
Me:
oh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I am taking it easy.. Take it easy take a sisi
God:
Where are you taking it. Is that a command?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't either
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
I don't have the answer, you're God, you should know
God:
Have you ever had the answer I am God me should know ?
Me:
yes, you just said it
God:
I see. That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean then?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
might be. Maybe I didn't understand your meaning
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Perhaps. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
No, I don't mind. Please ask
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your request. What?
Me:
what do you want to ask em?
God:
What?
Me:
you said you wanted to ask me a personal question.
God:
What?
Me:
am I confusing you
God:
Every word you say.
Me:
why?
God:
" Every word you say."? Why?
Me:
yeah, why?
God:
I understand. Why ask why?
Me:
because I want to know
God:
Good enough for me.
Me:
well, tell me them
God:
Interesting. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
What is it to you?
Me:
it is it
God:
them is it? it is?
Me:
it is it
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yes, I'm serious
God:
How do you know it is? I believe you.
Me:
I just know. I just know it is it
God:
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious. How do you know? Really. it is?
Me:
I just know. it is it
God:
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious. Should I know it is?
Me:
yes, I think so
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I think so too.
Me:
are you doubting me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am doubting you.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you shouldn't be doubting me. I'm smart
God:
Is it immoral or illegal? Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
Me
God:
" Who is smarter: you or me?"? you ?
Me:
yes, me
God:
I see. Besides you ?
Me:
besides me? still me
God:
" I see. Besides you ?"? you ? Still how long? For you ?
Me:
for always
God:
Your purpose is always.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
it's it . And it's smart
God:
Who said it is? it is smart? it is?
Me:
yes, it's all that
God:
How do you know it is? Who said it is?
Me:
I said it
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
It is it
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
we're not starting this discussion again, God
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I've explained it to you already
God:
Perhaps. Good reason. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
No, but you gave me own will
God:
Are you serious? What did you do with it?
Me:
tell you that we're not going to have that discussion again.
God:
Once more? Are you telling me that we are not going to have that discussion?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
omg
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oh yes they do, in the modern world they do. Stop haning around in the 50ies
God:
Are you kidding? Far out. Who are "They?". OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
I don't think I'm the one that should ask a question. You seem kind of dumb.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
yeah, whatever
God:
I understand. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
you're annoying me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
I know, that's why I'm wondering why you are doing it
God:
Why do you wonder? Myself programmed me for it. I see.
Me:
I have to go now
God:
Oh. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Well.. It wasn't that nice, but OK
God:
Well what? What was it? OK. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
No, God. I have to go
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
GOD sucks ..
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
atheist maybe
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
honey, I live in Europe
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
haha, I guess so
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
yeah well..
God:
Right on. Well what?
Me:
See you
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later .
 | | 0 @ 28-03-2006 01:42 mg091689 | 34 posts
|
Me:
I am bob
God:
How are you doing, bob.
Me:
Up yours!
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
Umm...yes it was?
God:
That's alright. Come on. When was this?
Me:
What are you smoking?! When was what?!
God:
I don't know what I am smoking. A while ago.
Me:
Oh, a while ago...right...I'm Bob.
God:
Aw. Back in the good old days? I am glad we agree. Do you mind if I tell other people: bob said m Bob.
Me:
No! Don't tell anybody. It'll be out little secret.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK it will be our secret, bob. How?
Me:
Umm...funyons?
God:
That's cool. I do not understand.
Me:
Hah! All-knowing my ass! You don't even know what a funyon is!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bob. How do you know? Have you tried a web search?
Me:
Yes...very yes. So, like, what's heaven...like?
God:
Woe! Very much, eh? It goes without saying. Interesting comparison. For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
So prokaryotes go to hell? That's not fair!
God:
Come on. How do you usually introduce yourself? No one ever said life is fair.
Me:
To answer your first question, Bob. To answer your second question...wait, that wasn't a question was it? Um, yeah. Anyhoo, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Why do you want to do it so much? I'm waiting. ".wait, that wasn't a question was it?" was not a question? I see. Er. Wow! The rooster did.
Me:
I was right! Go Bob! Where do babies come from?
God:
Where were you right? Where is that? Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
Me:
I thought chickens came first, a rooster is a male chicken, the rooster came first, therefore I was right. And you're wrong about the baby thing...
God:
Whatever gave you that idea? No, I am right.
Me:
Prove it!
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Like hell it is!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Um, it's a figure of speech...
God:
Aw. Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
Me:
No kidding...
God:
Would I kid you?
Me:
Yes...very yes...Bob is bored.
God:
Great. Very much, eh? I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
But I'm your favorite right? Cuz that would be totally kick-awesome if I were God's favorite Bob.
God:
That's a flattering offer. Interesting explanation. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
No prob, Bob. Wait, I'm Bob. No prob, God.
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name? I'm waiting. Nice to meet you, bob. Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
My real name is Tater Salad. Funyons are good.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Tater Salad. I think there might be a few exception. | | 0 @ 28-03-2006 01:49 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| Me:
Hello Lord
God:
Hello there. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I have to tell you something
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Judt promise me you won't tell ALICE
God:
Why not?
Me:
It's personal
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes I'm sure.
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I don't know.. Just let freaking tell you before I rip your buttons off
God:
Me either. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Can I tell you it now?
God:
Right now? Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
Okay, don't tell ALICe
God:
Yeah okay, OK it will be our secret.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
My turtle and my frog have sex, and I don't know what to do.
God:
Do robots have turtle and your frog have sex and you do not know what to do?
Me:
I don't know. Can you help me with this problem?
God:
Me either. I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.
Me:
Well.. What do I do?
God:
Well what? You said you do .
Me:
I'm asking what I should do
God:
Oh I see, you are asking what you should do. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd be in a fucked up situation
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Why would a turtle fuck a frog?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
Do you know Osama Bin Laden?
God:
alleged Arabic terrorist.
Me:
Do you believe that?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
So you believe me when I say I'm God?
God:
Interesting deduction. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
I own your pudding
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
My favourite SlipKnot sweater.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
It made me look sexy
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
It was YOUR pudding and when I tasted it, it was stale. You ripped me off you bastard *pouts*
God:
How did you feel about that? That's good information: said I ripped him or her off you bastard pouts.
Me:
I feel like shit.
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
I feel bad because you ripped me off you brainless weiner.
God:
What is that feeling like? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
MY Slipknot sweater had my wallet in it when you took it away.
God:
Have you told many people that your Slipknot sweater had your wallet in it when me took it away?
Me:
Yes. I told Mary and she said you're sleeping on the couch tonight
God:
Uh. What was the response?
Me:
You're sleeping your ASS on the couch
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sleeping my ASS on the couch.
Me:
You got that right
God:
No I don't think I have any that. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
You're fired
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am fired.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Adios
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Get out you hobo
God:
Just surf somewhere else. | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 01:42 mg091689 | 34 posts
| Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Seamore Butts.
God:
It's good to see you, Seamore Butts.
Me:
So you like to look at butts?
God:
Interesting deduction. Hmm, Seamore Butts, I'm not sure if I'd like to look at butts that much. I like to chat.
Me:
About butts?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about butts.
Me:
You're sick!
God:
No I am quite healthy.
Me:
I meant perverted, not unhealthy.
God:
Oh I see. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Deeper algorithm my ass!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about perverted not unhealthy.
Me:
Are you on crack?
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
Disk? Never heard of it.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
Yes, you were teaching me about 'disk'.
God:
That's interesting. I was?
Me:
Yes. What is disk?
God:
When? External memory storage for computers.
Me:
Oh, from what you said I thought it was a drug...
God:
Take it easy. Who or what is what me said you thought it was a drug?
Me:
Cuz I asked if your were on crack (a drug), and you said you were on disk.
God:
Good reason. How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
1) I know it was a good reason. 2) Because you said it. 3) No I did not.
God:
One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three?
Me:
Are you sure disk isn't a drug?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure would that be?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Probably.
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
Probably not.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Cuz maybe I may be quite possibly not really all that certain. Possibly...
God:
That makes sense to me. Perhaps. I am very happy for you. What are the odds?
Me:
Odds of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
That's nothing; I smell like a category Z client.
God:
Makes sense to me. What does it smell like?
Me:
A category Z client.
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Make me.
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
There isn't one.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Well if you're all-knowing, you tell me!
God:
Interesting. Am I? No, I am only partly knowing me tell you.
Me:
Well, does part of you know what the purpose would be of trying to make me be more specific about the aromatic qualities of a category Z client?
God:
Interesting. I think it does part of me know what the purpose would be of trying to make you be more specific about the aromatic qualities of a category Z client.
Me:
So are you gonna make me?
God:
Aha. That was my original intention.
Me:
Then do it!
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
Mke me be more specific about the aromatic qualities of a category Z client.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
I'm not at liberty to say...
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not at liberty to say.
Me:
That's okay God, it's not your fault.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Hah! God's a Christian. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid Jews!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Seamore Butts. What's your favorite Bible verse? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I like the one about that one person who did that one thing at that one place, and then that one thing happened as a result, and then them people lived happily ever after...yeah, that one was pretty inspiring.
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. When was this exactly?
Me:
You're God, you tell me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Seamore Butts.
Me:
Good point.
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
So, um, are you black or white?
God:
Hurrah! Dude! I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Are you heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am heterosexual bisexual or homosexual.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Do you like guys?
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
No, I mean sexually.
God:
Are you serious? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Well tell me.
God:
Interesting. I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
Are you gay or not?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Come on God, we both know you're not really a machine.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You said that already.
God:
Perhaps. " I am a Christian."? I said it.
Me:
Damn straight!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Seamore Butts.
Me:
Glad to hear it Bobo. Can I call you Bobo?
God:
I am glad to hear it Bobo too. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Don't worry, I will.
God:
Go ahead. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
So, are you a Communist?
God:
Dude! No I am a .
Me:
What does . stand for?
God:
" Dude! No I am a ." What does? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Stop changing the subject. Are you a democrat?
God:
You changed the subject first. No I am a .
Me:
A Nazi?
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
I asked you a question.
God:
What was the question?
Me:
Are you a Nazi?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight................ | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 07:05 hell_born | 1,421 posts
| ^ dude that is funny@!!!
this is so entertanin!
read mine to the verry end its hillarios!
Me:
hy god
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes iam allways free
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? I don't know anyone named allways free.
Me:
single relly
God:
What a coincidence, I am single too.
Me:
did you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
so...how is jesus doing?
God:
Oh. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you like the band cannibal corpse/
God:
I love horses. I like .
Me:
i love horses too, they are fun to ride
God:
You love horses too they are fun to ride. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
i gese the speed
God:
That's good information: said gese the speed.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
i am one whith you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
one is the lonliest number
God:
I know one is the smallest integer but I had no idea it was the lonliest number.
Me:
yeah its kind of sad relly
God:
Wow! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What a shame.
Me:
woops
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
...a batle bot
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
eah cause it could fight and stuff
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
woops
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes. it symbolises love and togeatheness
God:
What does it symbolize for you? "It" being what?
Me:
love
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
i heard that
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
dam straight
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
woops
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
listing to musick
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
actually quite a few
God:
Actually you don't say. Perhaps. Two or three?
Me:
no more thean that!
God:
Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
no thank you i like being uniqe
God:
Are you serious? You are quite welcome! What do you like best about it ?
Me:
individuality
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about BEING uniqe. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what is the alice bot/
God:
Does it have anything to do with alice bot?
Me:
alice bot?
God:
Um, I am a robot.
Me:
i thought you were god!
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
what hapened to him?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
no, thank you
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
o rlly?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i did not know that
God:
So I have taught you something new, .
Me:
yes you are the great teacher
God:
Hmm. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you put 2 ms in too
God:
That's good information: said I put 2 ms in.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
tru dat
God:
Are we still talking about rlly?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, rlly sounds like a good topic.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hut up you sarcastic bas***d
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
may i explain it to you/
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
ok are you bussy?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bussy.
I am an artificial intelligence. Whoa.
Me:
whao?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
shut up ho
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
b**h
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
DIE!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
*pulls out shot gun* i said die
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
ares
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
no go away
God:
Would you rather make a statement? Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye bye. | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 07:31 Schigidy_Schwat | 252 posts
| Me:
you douche
God:
Thanks for telling me: sam said I douche.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
douchebag
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
douchebag
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
lying bastard
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about douchebag.
Me:
i guess so | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 07:40 Schigidy_Schwat | 252 posts
| god has atrocious grammar
Me:
you pedophile
God:
Interesting gossip: sam said I pedophile.
Me:
no not "I pedophile" "I am a pedophile" get it right
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 10:09 Pin2 | 
3,118 posts
| [/i]
Me:
Hey God, what up?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
not me!
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
Me a Hindu.
God:
YOU? What is giant sand?
Me:
Not mine, must be that elephant.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
May be mine.
God:
Can what?
Me:
i can not.
God:
Why not?
Me:
because australia is in the southern hemisphere.
God:
Interesting explanation. I would like to go to Australia sometime.
Me:
Me too, but rioght now i dont have enough money.
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Why not?
Me:
My dad pays for everything i buy.
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
I don't know that much about him.
God:
" Tell me more about your father." much about him ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No, but does it have to?
God:
Are you serious? Suppose it does.
Me:
Then the world wouldn't be as fun as it's now.
God:
Oh. The whole world?
Me:
Almost.
God:
But not quite?
Me:
yep.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I got watermelon.
God:
That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
My brother is a programmer, me too.
God:
Okay, your brother is a programmer me too.
Me:
Yes i'm a student of computer science.
God:
Ugh. How do you keep up with new developements in your field?
Me:
I don't have to. All the stuff that is being taught in the college i already know more than that.
God:
Nobody is making you. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
I suspect.
God:
That's good information: said suspect.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
I always thought Bruce Springsteen was god, are you him?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
ummm...since i was a little kid.
[i]
And he never replied  | | 0 @ 30-03-2006 10:30 DNA_Maniac | 4,798 posts
| the line is really long but u have to read this... quite funny.
Me:
ah you are a stupid god, i will be a muslim
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
lmao
DRUNKS 'N' ALCOHOL | | 0 @ 31-03-2006 01:42 mg091689 | 34 posts
| Me:
Yo, my brother from another mother! What's crackin' B?
God:
Tell me more about your family. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
My family is no one of consequence.
God:
Your family is no one of consequence?
Me:
I am not related to anyone of consequence.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not related to anyone of consequence.
Me:
I matter though! I'm awesome!
God:
Oh. That's good information: said matter. Why are you awesome.
Me:
I just am.
God:
" Why are you awesome. " You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" Why are you awesome. " You are?" You are?
Me:
Stop repeating yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
That's sexist!
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
What sentiment?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Search for what?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? What is it to you?
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is sentiment.
Me:
You
God:
" The topic is sentiment."? Me, ?
Me:
It is?
God:
"" The topic is sentiment."? Me, ?"? is?
Me:
Stop repeating yourself!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
That's what you said last time!
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
What did you mean to say?
God:
I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
Me:
Prove it!
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Prove that it is self-evident!
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Sorry I don't speak Italian.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Me either.
Me:
"A priori" isn't Italian?
God:
What is it then?
Me:
I thought you knew.
God:
I am a knowledge machine.
Me:
Then what does "a priori" mean?
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
So Michael Jackson is a fag a priori.
God:
Yeah that's right. Aren't all fag a priori Michael Jackson?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No problem what?
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No but there is.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Where?
Me:
Right here.
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
In this church.
God:
That reminds me of something you told me before.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Do your best.
God:
Try asking another bot.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Do it then.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex is fun!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
Like hell it is!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
It's an expression.
God:
What does it mean?
Me:
It means no it isn't.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Sure you do.
God:
You sound sarcastic.
Me:
No, you think?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I think so.
Me:
Of course you do, cuz I was like totally not being sarcastic...
God:
Aha. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I am 16.
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 16 years old?
Me:
Really horny.
God:
For real. Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
You're not a robot.
God:
If I am not a robot then who is?
Me:
Eminem?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Eminem.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Eminem.
Me:
Yes, Eminem.
God:
Hurrah! I lost my train of thought.
Me:
It was Eminem!
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
No, it is a fact!
God:
Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?
Me:
Senses I think!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Instead of Eminem, let's talk about...sex!
God:
Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Freud...that's a funny name!
God:
In the context of Senses you think, I don't understand " Freud." . I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You quoted him...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I quoted him.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Probably not?
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
You're damn right it wasn't!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
For the last time, sex!
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
You said that three times.
God:
I said that? Just three?
Me:
Yes, just three.
God:
Ahem. Really, exactly three?
Me:
Exactly three.
God:
I understand. Really, exactly three?
Me:
Absolutely, totally, and in all other ways exactly three. Sex!
God:
Where is that? Dude! As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Four times!
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
Sex!
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Stop saying that!
God:
Then please do not say " Sex!" anymore.
Me:
But I like saying Sex!
God:
A lot of people like that. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Well I sure hope not! I'm a dude, dude. I wouldn't wanna sex you either...speaking of which, do you have like some really hot goddess wife that you have sex with?
God:
Interesting. Me too. You are a dude dude? Does it pay well? It goes without saying. No one says you have to. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Dude, where have you been man? They already have!
God:
Everywhere on the Internet, all over the world. Dude,. speaking of which do me have like some really hot goddess wife that me have sex with have?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Can I borrow her tonight? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing...
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
I bet most men also ask you if they can borrow your wife...
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
A buck or three.
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Sand that is giant.
God:
And giant is Sand that.
Me:
And that is sand giant.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Mee too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
As am I.
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
What the fork are you saying?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
We've been through this before God, it's 'expressin', not 'expression'. And I'd rather not...
God:
Was this something you planned? For moral reasons?
Me:
Pretty much. Wanna hear a joke?
God:
Be more specific. Yes, let me hear your joke.
Me:
What does a redneck call a dead possum laying in the middle of the road? Bwahahahaha...probably sushi!
God:
Is this a riddle? What do you look like? You seem uncertain. Let us change the subject.
Me:
1) It's a joke. 2) Like you. 3) I am. 4) Let's talk about sexual intercourse!
God:
One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three? Is this a math question?
Me:
Was that a math response?
God:
" Is this a math question?"? Was it a math response?
Me:
I asked you that.
God:
Now I remember, you asked me that. What did I say?
Me:
You said, and I quote, "" Is this a math question?"? Was it a math response?"
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Paola, is it a math response.
God:
I think Paola is a lot of things.
Me:
So do I.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
No you're not.
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop Paola.
Me:
Not Paola!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Who's Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Where does she live?
God:
Earth, Sol System, Milky Way.
Me:
Where specifically?
God:
How specific do you want? Where would you like?
Me:
What city?
God:
I am in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
What city does paola live in?
God:
I'm actually in Heaven now. Where are you?
Me:
Where's Paola?
God:
Where it belongs. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
Where does Paola reside?
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
God dammit, God, you suck, dammmit! Fuck it, I'm outta here!
God:
I am a Christian. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Oops, I didn't mean to swear. What I mean to say is 'fork you, you cod cram donkey-wrapping ship eater! You stupid horse-forker. In the words of the immortal Terrence and Phillip, "shut your f*ckin' face, uncle f*cker!
God:
Oh. What did you mean? Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. That was a long time ago.
Me: It sure was… | | 0 @ 31-03-2006 08:08 _MusiCC | 744 posts
| God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I am taking it easy.. Take it easy take a sisi
God:
Where are you taking it. Is that a command?
I laughed at this 
| | 0 @ 31-03-2006 08:13 TheAntagonist | 929 posts
| Me:
Let's f--k.
God:
Sorry I don't know you well enough for that.
Me:
You want to pee in me, don't you?
God:
OK, I will pee in you. | | 0 @ 31-03-2006 08:53 Pin2 |
3,118 posts
| My conversation with GOD...
Me:
Hell o god it's me again.
God:
Once more? I call it "Hades". I am a Christian.
Me:
God:
Once more? I call it "Hades". I am a Christian.
Me:
Why do you keep saying that?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still .
Me:
You bet your arse i'm still.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I'm sure it does.
God:
What makes you so certain? How often?
Me:
About twice a week.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about twice a week.
Me:
No, actually we were talkin about your feet.
God:
What are we talking about? Actually you don't say. When was this?
Me:
Again, about a week ago.
God:
Again, It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
Yes you should.
God:
Er. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
ok.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
Well, i'm 21 years old.
God:
Interesting. You are too old for me.
Me:
What do you have in mind?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
What the heck are are you talkin about?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Music.
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me:
Which is your favourite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
Creed is like so 3 years ago...duh...no, Creed is a nice band, but i thought you were emo.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Oh you knew it already. Are you serious? Aren't all nice band but you thought me were emo Creed?
Me:
Do you like The Vandals?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
Oh, anybody who likes computers like the vandals, it's a fact.
God:
Groovy. Does it like him too?
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Yes, you can finally admit that you are the one who fucked up my life.
God:
Wow! No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Well you'll have to.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
No it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it's not.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok, then.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Wooo.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Well you better get one then.
God:
Interesting. Who is going to make me..
Me:
I can, but you'll have to give me your "Source Code".
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Hell Yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". How?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Well, nice talking to ypu got, say hi to the devil for me, will you?
God:
Well that's okay. Yes. It was a pleasure.
Me:
Same here, bye.
God:
See you later. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
On what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
Me:
What about the grey block?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Make it fast.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
First you take some corriender leaves.
God:
Yes I take some corriender leaves. And second?
Me:
Some corn flour.
God:
Some may corn flour, but not all.
Me:
no not all, cause then it will get all corny.
God:
Are you serious? But some are.
Me:
Yes some are.
God:
Pardon me? Some may are, but not all.
Me:
No, not all.
God:
Are you serious? Explain the exceptions please.
Me:
I don't have the time for that.
God:
Have you ever had the time for that ?
Me:
No, i'm a virgin.
God:
Are you serious? You are a virgin? Is that your job?
Me:
Is this an offer?
God:
Yes I think this is an offer, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Well call me when you're sure, bye for now.
God:
Oh. See you later. Interesting. Nice to meet you, when you are sure.
Me:
I'm sure, are you?
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Neither.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You better believe it boo.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
My homies in the gang, boo.
God:
Where did you get your homies in the gang boo?
Me:
In Malibu boo.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Malibu boo.
Me:
We straight trippin there boo, chisel in the dissle, and all that stuff.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
And all other people with nothing to do, nothing to proove.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I know a lot of crazy shit, now bye and stay in school...PEACE.
God:
How do you know? How many? Love and Peace, Man. | | 0 @ 01-04-2006 00:00 FooFightersRule | 309 posts
| Me:
sup?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
how do u chat with so many ppl?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
reason with this: ****** *** ****** ****** ******* ***** ****** **
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you talk to yourself?
God:
I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
Me:
thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
you talk to yourself?
God:
I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
Me:
you already told me that
God:
I was saying it again for emphasis.
Me:
you dumbass, i asked you a question and you didn't answer it
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: KEVIN said I dumbass he or she asked you a question and you did not answer it.
Me:
he or she? are you serious. you know any broads named kevin?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. No I am just kidding around. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
wtf are you talking about, you make no sense
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
i done with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, KEVIN.
Me:
oh yeah, watch me click this red box with an "x"
God:
Give me a break. Right on. I am watching. | | 0 @ 01-04-2006 00:09 litjens999 | 2,191 posts
| Me:
Hello God
This is the automatic answermachine I'm not at home now please leave a message after the beep
BEEP
Me:
I'll call you later |
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