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GodSmack_48
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GodSmack_48 | 05-11-2005 22:39
I just heard a funny prank call It might not sound funny written down but this is how it went.


lady 1: Thanks for calling K-Mart how may i help you?

Dude: Oh thank god you answered let me talk to the toy department!

Lady 1: Ok please hold.

Dude: yes i got an emergency!!

Lady 2: This is mary can i help you?

Dude: Is this the toy department!!!

Lady 2 : Yes it is.

Dude: Im calling about furby!

Lady 2: Im sorry we dont have any.

Dude: No im not calling cause i need the ferby! Im calling because i have a furby thats saying mean stuff to me! My names Miltin, i bought ferby for my little boy!

Dude: Im gonna put the phone up to it and you listen!

Furby: Listen here you little brat! Ill kill you!

Dude: Did you hear that! It said its gonna kill me!

Furby: EAT ME!!

Dude: Now its using profanity! Where is this coming from i think we are looking at a law suit here.

Lady 2: Where are you calling from sir.

Dude: Im from my house right now.

Furby: Im gonna kill your mommy with an ax!!

Dude: Did you just hear that!!!!

Lady 2: Yes i did, could you hold on one minute.

Dude: What kind of crap are you people selling over there?!

Furby: Shut the hell up jackass!!

Dude: Listen to that

Furby: I smoke crack!!

Dude: It just said it smokes crack!!

Lady 2: Could you talk to the manager please

Dude: Its promoting drug use to kids!! Yes i want your manager then im calling a lawyer next!

Manager: Hello?

Dude: Is this the manager!!!

Manager: yes it is

Dude: I have a furby here that shouts out mean and sexual phrases and im about to call my lawyer to sue your ass off!!!

Manger: And you bought here?

Dude: Yes i did and (interupted by ferby)

Furby: (makes noises)

Dude: Now its making the exorcist noises

Furby: Your a little whore

Dude: Did you hear that?!

Manger: Sir, are you sure thats a ferby?

Dude: Yes i am! and it just called me a whore did you hear that?!

Manager: Umm yes i (interupted by ferby)

Furby: You smell like a camels ass

Dude: Now its calling me a camels ass!! What are you people selling there?!

Manager: Well as far i know we sell (interupted by the dude)

Dude: This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!

Furby: DIE DIE DIE

Dude: It just told me to die die die

Furby: I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!

Manager: Oh my god i heard that

Furby: Now its threatening to spit acid in my eyes and blind me!

Manager: I heard

Dude: Should i call the police?

Manger: I I dong know

Dude: I think im gonna call the bomb disposal unit and take this thing away!

Furby: Im gonna give you STD's

Dude: Now its threatening to give me sexually transmitted diseases!!

Manage: Ive never heard a furby say anything like that.

Dude: What the hell is going! Is this some kind of a joke?!

Manager: No sir I

Dude: If your involed im gonna sue your ass off! your gonna be leaving in the street pushing a shopping cart in about three weeks!!

Furby: I have a gun! im gonna shoot you know!

Dude: Now is threatening to shoot me with a gun!

Manager: I hear it but i just

Dude: Its got a gun!!!!! Its got a gun!!!!!

The furby shoots him and the manager hears the gun fires, the dude screaming and the furby laughing.

Manager: Sir? Sir? Oh my god! I just! OMG!!!
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Angel K
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Angel K | 05-11-2005 22:41
DeathByMonkeys
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DeathByMonkeys | 05-11-2005 22:41
..............................

I can't believe I just spent braincells to read all of that.

Just...wow.
Angel K
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Angel K | 05-11-2005 22:41
^^^^

seriously
PinkFloyd
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PinkFloyd | 05-11-2005 22:41
Hilarious...
lindasugar
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lindasugar | 05-11-2005 22:42
you were right ! it didn't sound funny at all .
Angel K
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Angel K | 05-11-2005 22:43
that was....very umm..... umm..... wait was that supposed to be funny?
kalsonberry
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kalsonberry | 05-11-2005 22:43
i thought it was pretty funny
DeathByMonkeys
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DeathByMonkeys | 05-11-2005 22:44
Come, let's all back slowly out of the thread and get some nice, wholesome ice cream. Ice cream is a natural source of grey matter.
Angel K
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Angel K | 05-11-2005 22:44
*calls the institution (sp?) and then backs away slowly*
lindasugar
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lindasugar | 05-11-2005 22:44
can I have a flake in mine ? please
DaDdY_DoLlaZ
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DaDdY_DoLlaZ | 05-11-2005 22:45
can i have my 3 minutes back please?? so i can invest them in something more useful like counting loafs of bread....
Angel K
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Angel K | 05-11-2005 22:47
okay the doctors are thier way to take the crazy person away. anyone up for pizza?
GodSmack_48
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GodSmack_48 | 05-11-2005 22:49
how the hell did it post 2 times
jonny0017
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jonny0017 | 05-11-2005 23:50
what the hell? so was this fake or something?
jonny0017
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jonny0017 | 05-11-2005 23:56
nevermind i just saw the video..
hafsah2k
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hafsah2k | 05-11-2005 23:59
y did i bother to read that??!!??, not only did it steal lines and ideas from great movies like chucky n Xorsist but it turned them into sumthin twisted and unimaginative,
chewbahka
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chewbahka | 06-11-2005 00:02
LOL! dat waz fun-E
fearinabottle
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fearinabottle | 06-11-2005 00:33
was it really a furby? where did you get that
tigerlilly_169
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tigerlilly_169 | 06-11-2005 02:23
hehehe
JuiceBoxJoe
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JuiceBoxJoe | 06-11-2005 03:42
haha ive seen that before somewhere
dark_knight86
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dark_knight86 | 06-11-2005 03:47
That's was somewhat funny, why the didn't the person jst break the toy?
Roxy_Ryan
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Roxy_Ryan | 06-11-2005 03:47
Heh... I was actually amused by that.
big41
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big41 | 06-11-2005 04:44
I have this as an mp3, I think it's by the Jerky Boys, tis quite funny actually to listen to.
dudekrulz
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dudekrulz | 06-11-2005 04:56
I have it too, it's funny.
It's not a 911 call but to a Furby customer survice line.
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