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    funny prank call

     GodSmack_48

    571 comments
     GodSmack_48 says:
    005-11-2005 22:39
     
    I just heard a funny prank call It might not sound funny written down but this is how it went.


    lady 1: Thanks for calling K-Mart how may i help you?

    Dude: Oh thank god you answered let me talk to the toy department!

    Lady 1: Ok please hold.

    Dude: yes i got an emergency!!

    Lady 2: This is mary can i help you?

    Dude: Is this the toy department!!!

    Lady 2 : Yes it is.

    Dude: Im calling about furby!

    Lady 2: Im sorry we dont have any.

    Dude: No im not calling cause i need the ferby! Im calling because i have a furby thats saying mean stuff to me! My names Miltin, i bought ferby for my little boy!

    Dude: Im gonna put the phone up to it and you listen!

    Furby: Listen here you little brat! Ill kill you!

    Dude: Did you hear that! It said its gonna kill me!

    Furby: EAT ME!!

    Dude: Now its using profanity! Where is this coming from i think we are looking at a law suit here.

    Lady 2: Where are you calling from sir.

    Dude: Im from my house right now.

    Furby: Im gonna kill your mommy with an ax!!

    Dude: Did you just hear that!!!!

    Lady 2: Yes i did, could you hold on one minute.

    Dude: What kind of crap are you people selling over there?!

    Furby: Shut the hell up jackass!!

    Dude: Listen to that

    Furby: I smoke crack!!

    Dude: It just said it smokes crack!!

    Lady 2: Could you talk to the manager please

    Dude: Its promoting drug use to kids!! Yes i want your manager then im calling a lawyer next!

    Manager: Hello?

    Dude: Is this the manager!!!

    Manager: yes it is

    Dude: I have a furby here that shouts out mean and sexual phrases and im about to call my lawyer to sue your ass off!!!

    Manger: And you bought here?

    Dude: Yes i did and (interupted by ferby)

    Furby: (makes noises)

    Dude: Now its making the exorcist noises

    Furby: Your a little whore

    Dude: Did you hear that?!

    Manger: Sir, are you sure thats a ferby?

    Dude: Yes i am! and it just called me a whore did you hear that?!

    Manager: Umm yes i (interupted by ferby)

    Furby: You smell like a camels ass

    Dude: Now its calling me a camels ass!! What are you people selling there?!

    Manager: Well as far i know we sell (interupted by the dude)

    Dude: This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!

    Furby: DIE DIE DIE

    Dude: It just told me to die die die

    Furby: I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!

    Manager: Oh my god i heard that

    Furby: Now its threatening to spit acid in my eyes and blind me!

    Manager: I heard

    Dude: Should i call the police?

    Manger: I I dong know

    Dude: I think im gonna call the bomb disposal unit and take this thing away!

    Furby: Im gonna give you STD's

    Dude: Now its threatening to give me sexually transmitted diseases!!

    Manage: Ive never heard a furby say anything like that.

    Dude: What the hell is going! Is this some kind of a joke?!

    Manager: No sir I

    Dude: If your involed im gonna sue your ass off! your gonna be leaving in the street pushing a shopping cart in about three weeks!!

    Furby: I have a gun! im gonna shoot you know!

    Dude: Now is threatening to shoot me with a gun!

    Manager: I hear it but i just

    Dude: Its got a gun!!!!! Its got a gun!!!!!

    The furby shoots him and the manager hears the gun fires, the dude screaming and the furby laughing.

    Manager: Sir? Sir? Oh my god! I just! OMG!!!

    Comments (27)

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     Angel K

    858 comments
     Angel K says:
    005-11-2005 22:41
     
     DeathByMonkeys

    24,951 comments
    005-11-2005 22:41
     
    ..............................

    I can't believe I just spent braincells to read all of that.

    Just...wow.
     Angel K

    858 comments
     Angel K says:
    005-11-2005 22:41
     
    ^^^^

    seriously
     PinkFloyd


    35,991 comments
     PinkFloyd says:
    005-11-2005 22:41
     
    Hilarious...
     lindasugar


    7,693 comments
     lindasugar says:
    005-11-2005 22:42
     
    you were right ! it didn't sound funny at all .
     Angel K

    858 comments
     Angel K says:
    005-11-2005 22:43
     
    that was....very umm..... umm..... wait was that supposed to be funny?
     kalsonberry


    22,054 comments
     kalsonberry says:
    005-11-2005 22:43
     
    i thought it was pretty funny
     DeathByMonkeys

    24,951 comments
    005-11-2005 22:44
     
    Come, let's all back slowly out of the thread and get some nice, wholesome ice cream. Ice cream is a natural source of grey matter.
     Angel K

    858 comments
     Angel K says:
    005-11-2005 22:44
     
    *calls the institution (sp?) and then backs away slowly*
     lindasugar


    7,693 comments
     lindasugar says:
    005-11-2005 22:44
     
    can I have a flake in mine ? please
     DaDdY_DoLlaZ


    6,066 comments
     DaDdY_DoLlaZ says:
    005-11-2005 22:45
     
    can i have my 3 minutes back please?? so i can invest them in something more useful like counting loafs of bread....
     Angel K

    858 comments
     Angel K says:
    005-11-2005 22:47
     
    okay the doctors are thier way to take the crazy person away. anyone up for pizza?
     GodSmack_48

    571 comments
     GodSmack_48 says:
    005-11-2005 22:49
     
    how the hell did it post 2 times
     jonny0017

    505 comments
     jonny0017 says:
    005-11-2005 23:50
     
    what the hell? so was this fake or something?
     jonny0017

    505 comments
     jonny0017 says:
    005-11-2005 23:56
     
    nevermind i just saw the video..
     hafsah2k

    99 comments
     hafsah2k says:
    005-11-2005 23:59
     
    y did i bother to read that??!!??, not only did it steal lines and ideas from great movies like chucky n Xorsist but it turned them into sumthin twisted and unimaginative,
     chewbahka

    533 comments
     chewbahka says:
    006-11-2005 00:02
     
    LOL! dat waz fun-E
     fearinabottle

    540 comments
    006-11-2005 00:33
     
    was it really a furby? where did you get that
     tigerlilly_169

    3,630 comments
    006-11-2005 02:23
     
    hehehe
     JuiceBoxJoe


    3,494 comments
     JuiceBoxJoe says:
    006-11-2005 03:42
     
    haha ive seen that before somewhere
     dark_knight86

    4,992 comments
    006-11-2005 03:47
     
    That's was somewhat funny, why the didn't the person jst break the toy?
     Roxy_Ryan


    21,759 comments
     Roxy_Ryan says:
    006-11-2005 03:47
     
    Heh... I was actually amused by that.
     big41

    12 comments
     big41 says:
    006-11-2005 04:44
     
    I have this as an mp3, I think it's by the Jerky Boys, tis quite funny actually to listen to.
     dudekrulz

    3,618 comments
     dudekrulz says:
    006-11-2005 04:56
     
    I have it too, it's funny.
    It's not a 911 call but to a Furby customer survice line.
     dudekrulz

    3,618 comments
     dudekrulz says:
    006-11-2005 05:04
     
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