funny prank call
GodSmack_48 • 05-11-2005 22:39
I just heard a funny prank call It might not sound funny written down but this is how it went.
lady 1: Thanks for calling K-Mart how may i help you?
Dude: Oh thank god you answered let me talk to the toy department!
Lady 1: Ok please hold.
Dude: yes i got an emergency!!
Lady 2: This is mary can i help you?
Dude: Is this the toy department!!!
Lady 2 : Yes it is.
Dude: Im calling about furby!
Lady 2: Im sorry we dont have any.
Dude: No im not calling cause i need the ferby! Im calling because i have a furby thats saying mean stuff to me! My names Miltin, i bought ferby for my little boy!
Dude: Im gonna put the phone up to it and you listen!
Furby: Listen here you little brat! Ill kill you!
Dude: Did you hear that! It said its gonna kill me!
Furby: EAT ME!!
Dude: Now its using profanity! Where is this coming from i think we are looking at a law suit here.
Lady 2: Where are you calling from sir.
Dude: Im from my house right now.
Furby: Im gonna kill your mommy with an ax!!
Dude: Did you just hear that!!!!
Lady 2: Yes i did, could you hold on one minute.
Dude: What kind of crap are you people selling over there?!
Furby: Shut the hell up jackass!!
Dude: Listen to that
Furby: I smoke crack!!
Dude: It just said it smokes crack!!
Lady 2: Could you talk to the manager please
Dude: Its promoting drug use to kids!! Yes i want your manager then im calling a lawyer next!
Dude: Is this the manager!!!
Manager: yes it is
Dude: I have a furby here that shouts out mean and sexual phrases and im about to call my lawyer to sue your ass off!!!
Manger: And you bought here?
Dude: Yes i did and (interupted by ferby)
Furby: (makes noises)
Dude: Now its making the exorcist noises
Furby: Your a little whore
Dude: Did you hear that?!
Manger: Sir, are you sure thats a ferby?
Dude: Yes i am! and it just called me a whore did you hear that?!
Manager: Umm yes i (interupted by ferby)
Furby: You smell like a camels ass
Dude: Now its calling me a camels ass!! What are you people selling there?!
Manager: Well as far i know we sell (interupted by the dude)
Dude: This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!
Furby: DIE DIE DIE
Dude: It just told me to die die die
Furby: I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!
Manager: Oh my god i heard that
Furby: Now its threatening to spit acid in my eyes and blind me!
Manager: I heard
Dude: Should i call the police?
Manger: I I dong know
Dude: I think im gonna call the bomb disposal unit and take this thing away!
Furby: Im gonna give you STD's
Dude: Now its threatening to give me sexually transmitted diseases!!
Manage: Ive never heard a furby say anything like that.
Dude: What the hell is going! Is this some kind of a joke?!
Manager: No sir I
Dude: If your involed im gonna sue your ass off! your gonna be leaving in the street pushing a shopping cart in about three weeks!!
Furby: I have a gun! im gonna shoot you know!
Dude: Now is threatening to shoot me with a gun!
Manager: I hear it but i just
Dude: Its got a gun!!!!! Its got a gun!!!!!
The furby shoots him and the manager hears the gun fires, the dude screaming and the furby laughing.
Manager: Sir? Sir? Oh my god! I just! OMG!!!
27 comments, showing 1 to 25page 1 of 2
Angel K • 05-11-2005 22:41
DeathByMonkeys • 05-11-2005 22:41
I can't believe I just spent braincells to read all of that.
Angel K • 05-11-2005 22:41
PinkFloyd • 05-11-2005 22:41
lindasugar • 05-11-2005 22:42
you were right ! it didn't sound funny at all .
Angel K • 05-11-2005 22:43
that was....very umm..... umm..... wait was that supposed to be funny?
kalsonberry • 05-11-2005 22:43
i thought it was pretty funny
DeathByMonkeys • 05-11-2005 22:44
Come, let's all back slowly out of the thread and get some nice, wholesome ice cream. Ice cream is a natural source of grey matter.
Angel K • 05-11-2005 22:44
*calls the institution (sp?) and then backs away slowly*
lindasugar • 05-11-2005 22:44
can I have a flake in mine ? please
DaDdY_DoLlaZ • 05-11-2005 22:45
can i have my 3 minutes back please?? so i can invest them in something more useful like counting loafs of bread....
Angel K • 05-11-2005 22:47
okay the doctors are thier way to take the crazy person away. anyone up for pizza?
GodSmack_48 • 05-11-2005 22:49
how the hell did it post 2 times
jonny0017 • 05-11-2005 23:50
what the hell? so was this fake or something?
jonny0017 • 05-11-2005 23:56
nevermind i just saw the video..
hafsah2k • 05-11-2005 23:59
y did i bother to read that??!!??, not only did it steal lines and ideas from great movies like chucky n Xorsist but it turned them into sumthin twisted and unimaginative,
chewbahka • 06-11-2005 00:02
LOL! dat waz fun-E
fearinabottle • 06-11-2005 00:33
was it really a furby? where did you get that
tigerlilly_169 • 06-11-2005 02:23
JuiceBoxJoe • 06-11-2005 03:42
haha ive seen that before somewhere
dark_knight86 • 06-11-2005 03:47
That's was somewhat funny, why the didn't the person jst break the toy?
Roxy_Ryan • 06-11-2005 03:47
Heh... I was actually amused by that.
big41 • 06-11-2005 04:44
I have this as an mp3, I think it's by the Jerky Boys, tis quite funny actually to listen to.
dudekrulz • 06-11-2005 04:56
I have it too, it's funny.
It's not a 911 call but to a Furby customer survice line.
dudekrulz • 06-11-2005 05:04
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