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lexie1896 | 03-07-2005 01:56

Okay, can any1 give me yo mama jokes please!

Yo mama so stupid she went fishin' in the frozen food section. LOL

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6Dollie6 | 03-07-2005 01:58

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

CandyGirl020 | 03-07-2005 02:02

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the weight scale it said to be continued.

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the weight scale it said one person at a time please.

yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

(i will give more in a couple minutes.)

6Dollie6 | 03-07-2005 02:06

Yo mama so cross-eyed, when she crys, tears rolled down her back.

Yo mama so fat instead of having lint in her belly button, she has full sweaters.

Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck

Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub

Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes.

6Dollie6 | 03-07-2005 02:07

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to use the bathroom, she said "sure, it's the second bucket on the right."

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.

ill give more later

Queen_bean | 03-07-2005 02:11

Yo mamas so fat she walked to K-Mart, tripped over Walmart and fell onto Jewel.

6Dollie6 | 03-07-2005 02:27

yo mama's so fat she walked to Walmart, tripped over K-mart and landed right on Target

lexie1896 | 03-07-2005 04:43

thanx u guys
now i gotta get my buds a tell em 'bout their fat momas

BlackRia | 06-07-2005 06:34

What does dj stand 4?

Friend_Jones55 | 06-07-2005 06:41

disc jockey

javelin92 | 12-07-2005 16:44

Your mama is so poor, I asked what's for dinner? She put her foot on the table and said "corn".

Yo mama is so dumb she thought Quarterback was a refund!

Yo mama is so ugly that she ties a steak around her neck so the dog can play with her.

dancingkelly | 14-07-2005 00:43

Your mama's so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat and King-Kong in a head lock!

I can't resist this one.... Your dady's so hairy it looks like his nipples have afros!

hahahahahahahahahahaha I love that one!

podjo | 16-07-2005 03:10

yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!yo mama so fat she makes onions cry!

imontop | 16-07-2005 03:20

yo mamas so fat that when she tried on a skirt, they only fit one leg

yo mamas so fat that she couldn't fit in the bath tub so she bathed in the hot tub

Deadly_Rose | 16-07-2005 03:22

yo mamas house is so small i stepped through the front door and ended up at the back.

2_B_LOA | 16-07-2005 03:23

Here is a whole bunch of yo mama jokes! >

99boy | 19-07-2005 21:35

yo mama so ugly they stuck her head in cookie dough and made monster cookies

yo mama so fat/big everytime she stands up, her ears pop

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

asmaangel407 | 20-07-2005 01:15

yo mama so fat when she went to school she sat next to everyone

monkeyJ | 13-08-2005 18:42

yo mamas so hairy when i took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

devil_chick_15 | 25-08-2005 20:29

yo mama so fat dat wen she jumped off a clif whales started to swim around her singing "we r family...even though ur fatter den me"

imontop | 25-08-2005 20:32

yo mama is so old that when God said "let there be light", she was there to flip the switch.

devil_chick_15 | 25-08-2005 20:34

yo mama so fat dat wen she walked god said; " DAMN!!"

bom_diggity | 17-12-2005 10:50

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a raincoat outside in the rain, people scream 'TAXI''

grounded_angel | 19-12-2005 01:24

Yo Mamma is so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side.

Unknown_Fan | 19-12-2005 01:35

yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a sheet over the atlantic ocean

yo mama so dumb she through a rock at the ground and missed

aledv13 | 20-12-2005 23:57

^
the 1st one was really awesome!!!

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