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Bdubeu
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Bdubeu | 07-03-2005 02:13
Do i need to explain?
Ill start.

Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously)
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kehpanther
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kehpanther | 05-05-2007 08:40
-rascist joke-

how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?

9 months!
yehaw
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yehaw | 20-08-2007 20:17
sry about my grammar, it's not flawless ^^
I tried to translate it to english but i dunno if i failed.. ;o


your mamma is so fat that when she travels to the moon, the earth lose its orbit to the sun
LetGo
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LetGo | 21-08-2007 08:08
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
HOTTIE1010
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HOTTIE1010 | 14-12-2007 06:52
yo momma is so fat that when she crossed the road and got hit by a bus she turned and yelled,, who threw that pebble?
HOTTIE1010
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HOTTIE1010 | 16-05-2008 06:35
I got a yo daddy joke!!!
yo daddy is soooooooooooooo big that there is no way he'll miss the toilit seat.
rhcps
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rhcps | 18-06-2008 00:26
yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up
ReecesPieces
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ReecesPieces | 24-07-2008 21:45
Yo momma is so fat that when she sees a yellow bus she yells "twinkie!"

Yo momma is so fat that when she walks on the beach the whales come out and sing "we are family..."

Yo momma is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.

Yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

I know these are all old but I still think they're funny :p
kkizzle
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kkizzle | 21-08-2008 01:43
i've always like dead baby jokes better
VEdAtA
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VEdAtA | 20-06-2009 16:12
I got noting bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...


Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

yo momma so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

Yo Momma Like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...

I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo momma like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
JuiceBoxJoe
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JuiceBoxJoe | 22-06-2009 03:42
yo mother is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory.
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 22-06-2009 11:41
yo momma is so fat that when she sits to crap she does.

ppl123
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ppl123 | 13-07-2009 21:24
yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it xD
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 14-07-2009 14:11
yo momma fat that she ran a marathon shes still in it now
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 14-07-2009 14:11
and forgot the yo momma is soooo fat part
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