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Momma Jokes

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@ 07-03-2005 02:13Bdubeu is offline Bdubeu  
25 posts
Do i need to explain?
Ill start.

Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously)



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0    @ 05-05-2007 08:40kehpanther is offline kehpanther 

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-rascist joke-

how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?

9 months!
0    @ 20-08-2007 20:17yehaw is offline yehaw 
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sry about my grammar, it's not flawless ^^
I tried to translate it to english but i dunno if i failed.. ;o


your mamma is so fat that when she travels to the moon, the earth lose its orbit to the sun
0    @ 21-08-2007 08:08LetGo is offline LetGo 
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Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
0    @ 14-12-2007 06:52HOTTIE1010 is offline HOTTIE1010 

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yo momma is so fat that when she crossed the road and got hit by a bus she turned and yelled,, who threw that pebble?
0    @ 16-05-2008 06:35HOTTIE1010 is offline HOTTIE1010 

460 posts
I got a yo daddy joke!!!
yo daddy is soooooooooooooo big that there is no way he'll miss the toilit seat.
0    @ 18-06-2008 00:26rhcps is offline rhcps 

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yo mommas teeth are so yellow that when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up
0    @ 24-07-2008 21:45ReecesPieces is offline ReecesPieces 

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Yo momma is so fat that when she sees a yellow bus she yells "twinkie!"

Yo momma is so fat that when she walks on the beach the whales come out and sing "we are family..."

Yo momma is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.

Yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

I know these are all old but I still think they're funny :p
0    @ 21-08-2008 01:43kkizzle is offline kkizzle 

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i've always like dead baby jokes better

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