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 0  @ 11-04-2006 23:42 iaedien |
1 posts
| yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up
lol i love that  |
| 0 @ 13-04-2006 16:04 BirdMaiden |
22 posts
| [i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
[b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about soem " your dad" jokes |
| 0 @ 13-04-2006 16:06 BirdMaiden |
22 posts
| Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about some " your dad" jokes |
| 0 @ 13-04-2006 16:12 LinkinLawg |
19,068 posts
| a yo daddy joke:
yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom. |
| 0 @ 13-04-2006 18:10 beautifulperson |
115 posts
| ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck 
ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing
ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat  |
| 0 @ 13-04-2006 21:55 yezer_dipset |
28 posts
| Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks
I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
Love Y'alls.
* offtopic :
Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
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| 0 @ 13-04-2006 21:57 yezer_dipset |
28 posts
| Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her. 
That's the best I got folks.  |
| 0 @ 23-04-2006 03:44 truemexican23 |
1 posts
| Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you
I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
hahahahaha |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 01:11 monkeyJ |
262 posts
| yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:01 brat_10 |
9 posts
| yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:01 brat_10 |
9 posts
| when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:05 brat_10 |
9 posts
| yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:23 WaCk_4life |
225 posts
| yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed! |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:25 WaCk_4life |
225 posts
| (my fav)
yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
I CRACK MYSELF UP!  |
| 0 @ 26-04-2006 22:29 WaCk_4life |
225 posts
| YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!
best one yet |
| 0 @ 21-06-2006 16:54 laura411 |
55 posts
| haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.
ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.
yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion! |
| 0 @ 21-06-2006 18:32 Gate_Kepper |
785 posts
| Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.
Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,
Great thread |
| 0 @ 24-06-2006 20:26 badgirl1259 |
190 posts
| 1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1
I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3! |
| 0 @ 01-07-2006 14:28 VenusAsABoy |
277 posts
| you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside |
| 0 @ 17-04-2007 21:14 james21 |
3 posts
| This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle. |
| 0 @ 17-04-2007 21:15 james21 |
3 posts
| Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now! |
| 0 @ 17-04-2007 21:16 james21 |
3 posts
| Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"  |
| 0 @ 03-05-2007 19:31 Sgt_Pepper |
509 posts
| Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. |
| 0 @ 04-05-2007 13:38 Sgt_Pepper |
509 posts
| Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".
Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste. |
| 0 @ 05-05-2007 08:40 kehpanther |
67 posts
| -rascist joke-
how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?
9 months! |
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