Do i need to explain?
Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously)
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yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up
lol i love that
[i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
[b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about soem " your dad" jokes
Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about some " your dad" jokes
a yo daddy joke:
yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck
ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing
ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat
Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks
I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
* offtopic :
Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her.
That's the best I got folks.
Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you
I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol
yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat
when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up
yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off
yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed!
yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
I CRACK MYSELF UP!
YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!
best one yet
haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.
ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.
yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion!
Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.
Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,
1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1
I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3!
you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".
Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?
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