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Momma Jokes

 Bdubeu

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 Bdubeu says:
Like 007-03-2005 02:13
 
Do i need to explain?
Ill start.

Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously)

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 iaedien

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 iaedien says:
Like 011-04-2006 23:42
 
yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up

lol i love that
 BirdMaiden

22 comments
 BirdMaiden says:
Like 013-04-2006 16:04
 
[i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

[b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

and how about soem " your dad" jokes
 BirdMaiden

22 comments
 BirdMaiden says:
Like 013-04-2006 16:06
 
Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

and how about some " your dad" jokes
 LinkinLawg

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 LinkinLawg says:
Like 013-04-2006 16:12
 
a yo daddy joke:

yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
 beautifulperson

121 comments
Like 013-04-2006 18:10
 
ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck

ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing

ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat
 yezer_dipset

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 yezer_dipset says:
Like 013-04-2006 21:55
 
Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks

I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
Love Y'alls.

* offtopic :
Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
 yezer_dipset

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 yezer_dipset says:
Like 013-04-2006 21:57
 
Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her.

That's the best I got folks.
 truemexican23

1 comments
Like 023-04-2006 03:44
 
Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you

I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
hahahahaha
 monkeyJ


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 monkeyJ says:
Like 026-04-2006 01:11
 
yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol
 brat_10

9 comments
 brat_10 says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:01
 
yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat
 brat_10

9 comments
 brat_10 says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:01
 
when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up
 brat_10

9 comments
 brat_10 says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:05
 
yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off
 WaCk_4life

225 comments
 WaCk_4life says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:23
 
yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed!
 WaCk_4life

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 WaCk_4life says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:25
 
(my fav)
yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
I CRACK MYSELF UP!
 WaCk_4life

225 comments
 WaCk_4life says:
Like 026-04-2006 22:29
 
YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!

best one yet
 laura411

55 comments
 laura411 says:
Like 021-06-2006 16:54
 
haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.

ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.

yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion!
 Gate_Kepper


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 Gate_Kepper says:
Like 021-06-2006 18:32
 
Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.

Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,

Great thread
 badgirl1259

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 badgirl1259 says:
Like 024-06-2006 20:26
 
1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1


I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3!
 VenusAsABoy

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 VenusAsABoy says:
Like 001-07-2006 14:28
 
you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside
 james21

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 james21 says:
Like 017-04-2007 21:14
 
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
 james21

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 james21 says:
Like 017-04-2007 21:15
 
Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
 james21

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 james21 says:
Like 017-04-2007 21:16
 
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
 Sgt_Pepper


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 Sgt_Pepper says:
Like 003-05-2007 19:31
 
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
 Sgt_Pepper


512 comments
 Sgt_Pepper says:
Like 004-05-2007 13:38
 
Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".

Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
 kehpanther


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 kehpanther says:
Like 005-05-2007 08:40
 
-rascist joke-

how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?

9 months!
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