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    Momma Jokes

    Bdubeu
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    Bdubeu07-03-2005 02:13
    Do i need to explain?
    Ill start.

    Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
    (And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
    Don't take the jokes seriously)
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    iaedien
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    iaedien11-04-2006 23:42
    yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up

    lol i love that
    BirdMaiden
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    BirdMaiden13-04-2006 16:04
    [i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    [b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

    and how about soem " your dad" jokes
    BirdMaiden
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    BirdMaiden13-04-2006 16:06
    Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

    and how about some " your dad" jokes
    LinkinLawg
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    LinkinLawg13-04-2006 16:12
    a yo daddy joke:

    yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
    beautifulperson
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    beautifulperson13-04-2006 18:10
    ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck

    ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing

    ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat
    yezer_dipset
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    yezer_dipset13-04-2006 21:55
    Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks

    I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
    Love Y'alls.

    * offtopic :
    Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
    yezer_dipset
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    yezer_dipset13-04-2006 21:57
    Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her.

    That's the best I got folks.
    truemexican23
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    truemexican2323-04-2006 03:44
    Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you

    I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
    hahahahaha
    monkeyJ
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    monkeyJ26-04-2006 01:11
    yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol
    brat_10
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    brat_1026-04-2006 22:01
    yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat
    brat_10
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    brat_1026-04-2006 22:01
    when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up
    brat_10
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    brat_1026-04-2006 22:05
    yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off
    WaCk_4life
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    WaCk_4life26-04-2006 22:23
    yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed!
    WaCk_4life
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    WaCk_4life26-04-2006 22:25
    (my fav)
    yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
    I CRACK MYSELF UP!
    WaCk_4life
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    WaCk_4life26-04-2006 22:29
    YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!

    best one yet
    laura411
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    laura41121-06-2006 16:54
    haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.

    ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.

    yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion!
    Gate_Kepper
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    Gate_Kepper21-06-2006 18:32
    Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.

    Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,

    Great thread
    badgirl1259
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    badgirl125924-06-2006 20:26
    1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
    2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
    3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1


    I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3!
    VenusAsABoy
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    VenusAsABoy01-07-2006 14:28
    you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside
    james21
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    james2117-04-2007 21:14
    This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
    I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
    james21
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    james2117-04-2007 21:15
    Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
    james21
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    james2117-04-2007 21:16
    Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
    MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
    Sgt_Pepper
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    Sgt_Pepper03-05-2007 19:31
    Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
    Sgt_Pepper
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    Sgt_Pepper04-05-2007 13:38
    Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".

    Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

    Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
    kehpanther
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    kehpanther05-05-2007 08:40
    -rascist joke-

    how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?

    9 months!

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