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    Momma Jokes

     Bdubeu

    25 comments
     Bdubeu says:
    007-03-2005 02:13
     
    Do i need to explain?
    Ill start.

    Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
    (And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
    Don't take the jokes seriously)

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     iaedien

    1 comments
     iaedien says:
    011-04-2006 23:42
     
    yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up

    lol i love that
     BirdMaiden

    22 comments
     BirdMaiden says:
    013-04-2006 16:04
     
    [i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    [b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

    and how about soem " your dad" jokes
     BirdMaiden

    22 comments
     BirdMaiden says:
    013-04-2006 16:06
     
    Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

    i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....

    and how about some " your dad" jokes
     LinkinLawg

    19,068 comments
     LinkinLawg says:
    013-04-2006 16:12
     
    a yo daddy joke:

    yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
     beautifulperson

    121 comments
    013-04-2006 18:10
     
    ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck

    ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing

    ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat
     yezer_dipset

    28 comments
     yezer_dipset says:
    013-04-2006 21:55
     
    Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks

    I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
    Love Y'alls.

    * offtopic :
    Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
     yezer_dipset

    28 comments
     yezer_dipset says:
    013-04-2006 21:57
     
    Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her.

    That's the best I got folks.
     truemexican23

    1 comments
    023-04-2006 03:44
     
    Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you

    I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
    hahahahaha
     monkeyJ


    262 comments
     monkeyJ says:
    026-04-2006 01:11
     
    yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol
     brat_10

    9 comments
     brat_10 says:
    026-04-2006 22:01
     
    yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat
     brat_10

    9 comments
     brat_10 says:
    026-04-2006 22:01
     
    when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up
     brat_10

    9 comments
     brat_10 says:
    026-04-2006 22:05
     
    yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off
     WaCk_4life

    225 comments
     WaCk_4life says:
    026-04-2006 22:23
     
    yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed!
     WaCk_4life

    225 comments
     WaCk_4life says:
    026-04-2006 22:25
     
    (my fav)
    yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
    I CRACK MYSELF UP!
     WaCk_4life

    225 comments
     WaCk_4life says:
    026-04-2006 22:29
     
    YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!

    best one yet
     laura411

    55 comments
     laura411 says:
    021-06-2006 16:54
     
    haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.

    ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.

    yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion!
     Gate_Kepper


    807 comments
     Gate_Kepper says:
    021-06-2006 18:32
     
    Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.

    Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,

    Great thread
     badgirl1259

    190 comments
     badgirl1259 says:
    024-06-2006 20:26
     
    1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
    2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
    3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1


    I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3!
     VenusAsABoy

    277 comments
     VenusAsABoy says:
    001-07-2006 14:28
     
    you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside
     james21

    3 comments
     james21 says:
    017-04-2007 21:14
     
    This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
    I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
     james21

    3 comments
     james21 says:
    017-04-2007 21:15
     
    Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
     james21

    3 comments
     james21 says:
    017-04-2007 21:16
     
    Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
    MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
     Sgt_Pepper


    512 comments
     Sgt_Pepper says:
    003-05-2007 19:31
     
    Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
     Sgt_Pepper


    512 comments
     Sgt_Pepper says:
    004-05-2007 13:38
     
    Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".

    Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

    Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
     kehpanther


    67 comments
     kehpanther says:
    005-05-2007 08:40
     
    -rascist joke-

    how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?

    9 months!
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