Bdubeu • 07-03-2005 02:13
Do i need to explain?
Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously)
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iaedien • 11-04-2006 23:42
yo momma so stupid, one day she called up the operator and asked how long it would take to drive from las angeles to las vegas, the operator said "just a minute" and your mom said "thank you" and hung up
lol i love that
BirdMaiden • 13-04-2006 16:04
[i]Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
[b]i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about soem " your dad" jokes
BirdMaiden • 13-04-2006 16:06
Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
i'm sorry but i just can't help loving that one....
and how about some " your dad" jokes
LinkinLawg • 13-04-2006 16:12
a yo daddy joke:
yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
beautifulperson • 13-04-2006 18:10
ur mommas so poor every time she see a rent-a-center truck she duck
ur mommas so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street i said what u doin she said moveing
ur family is so poor i came over there and lit a match all the cockroaches came out and said clap ur hands stomp ur feet praise the lord we got heat
yezer_dipset • 13-04-2006 21:55
Yo momma so stupid she ate a brick!!!! Jks jks
I have no good momma jokes sorry. Tehehehehehehehehee.
* offtopic :
Holla at me if your from Mississauga, ONTARIO in CANADA
yezer_dipset • 13-04-2006 21:57
Your momma so nasty she had to pay her pillow to sleep with her.
That's the best I got folks.
truemexican23 • 23-04-2006 03:44
Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs more than you
I saw yo momma walkin wit a pig under her arm and wen i asked where she won that big ass pig the pig sed.. " I won her at the fair"
monkeyJ • 26-04-2006 01:11
yo momma so fat she thot the wrld was a co co puff. haha that 1 is funny.. lol
brat_10 • 26-04-2006 22:01
yo momma so poor when i through a match in ur house yo momma said clap ur hands stomp ya feet thank the lord that we got heat
brat_10 • 26-04-2006 22:01
when yo momma feel i didnt want 2 laugh but the ground was crackin up
brat_10 • 26-04-2006 22:05
yo momma so old when i touched her on the back 1 of her titties fell off
WaCk_4life • 26-04-2006 22:23
yo mamas so stewpid she threw herself on teh floor and she missed!
WaCk_4life • 26-04-2006 22:25
yo mama SO FAT,she went to a retarurant,when she got the menu she said "okey",
I CRACK MYSELF UP!
WaCk_4life • 26-04-2006 22:29
YO MAMA'S TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE!!!
best one yet
laura411 • 21-06-2006 16:54
haha just had a 'ya momma' argument.
ya momma's so fat, she got stuck in the grand cannion.
yourmomma's so fat, she tripped, fell, and made the grand cannion!
Gate_Kepper • 21-06-2006 18:32
Yo mama, is sooo fat that when she laid in the ocean someone came along and named her a new found land.
Yooo mama, is soooooo fat that she has her own area code,
badgirl1259 • 24-06-2006 20:26
1.Yo mama so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling
2.Yo mama so stupid,she died before the police arrived,because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
3.Yo mama so old,her security # is 1
I've got more, but I just wanted to say 3!
VenusAsABoy • 01-07-2006 14:28
you mama's house is so dirty she needs to wipe her feet before stepping outside
james21 • 17-04-2007 21:14
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
james21 • 17-04-2007 21:15
Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
james21 • 17-04-2007 21:16
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Sgt_Pepper • 03-05-2007 19:31
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Sgt_Pepper • 04-05-2007 13:38
Your mama is so poor that when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I asked, "Lost a shoe?", and she said "Nope...just found one...".
Your mama is so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Your mama is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
kehpanther • 05-05-2007 08:40
how long duz it take yo moma 2 make a sh@t?
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