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Momma Jokes
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@ 07-03-2005 02:13 Bdubeu | 25 posts
| Do i need to explain?
Ill start.
Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously) |
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 0  @ 26-03-2005 01:49 LinkinLawg | 19,068 posts
| Yo Mama So poor, she bounces food stamps.
Yo Mama so poor, burglars leave her money.
Yo Mama so poor, she lives in a 2 story Cheerio's box. | | 0 @ 30-08-2005 19:06 rockchicken | 68 posts
| yo mamma so fat she make godzilla look like a happy meal toy
| | 0 @ 03-10-2005 18:22 Celtic_FC1888 | 30 posts
| yo mama so ugly, she make frankensteins monster look like claudia schiffer!
yo mama so fat, she needs two armchairs to accomodate her two fat asscheeks.
yo mama so ugly they put her face on aeroplane sickbags.
yo mama so fat she cut her knee and gravey come out, then she ate the gravey cuz shes fat!
yo mama so ugly she give freddy krueger nightmares!!! 
| | 0 @ 03-10-2005 19:01 DUFSEN | 1,044 posts
| yo mama's so ugly her nickname is "Damn!" | | 0 @ 04-10-2005 15:48 paynie | 
5,647 posts
| youre mommas so fat she gets washed at the aquarium | | 0 @ 11-12-2005 17:39 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| Your mama is so fat that when the Lord said "let there be light she moved over to the left.
lmfao | | 0 @ 11-12-2005 21:58 Lyrics_Lover_11 | 2,581 posts
| Your mama is so fat that when the Lord said "let there be light she moved over to the left. *
| | 0 @ 04-01-2006 02:01 Andro_katt | 1 posts
| 1.Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. 
2.Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
3.Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
| | 0 @ 05-01-2006 03:10 GorillazFan | 166 posts
| Yo mamma's so poor I saw her kickin' a can outside I asked her what she was doin' she said
"Moving" | | 0 @ 05-01-2006 03:17 Angel K | 858 posts
| yo mommas so poor, i entered the front door and ended up in the back yard.
yo mommas glasses are so thick, she looks at a map and sees people waving.
yo mommas so dumb, i asked her what her favorite color is and she said it was clear. | | 0 @ 05-01-2006 03:17 Angel K | 858 posts
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* offtopic :
front door of her house
| | 0 @ 07-02-2006 19:27 georgia_cy | 1,534 posts
| yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scales they dialed your phone number
LAMEEEEEEEEEEE ones that i remembered! | | 0 @ 07-02-2006 20:07 hotpockets008 | 503 posts
| Your moms like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet. | | 0 @ 07-02-2006 20:57 JewUnit | 8,151 posts
| Hahaha. ^ | | 0 @ 07-02-2006 20:59 PetitPapilon | 113 posts
| After anything anyone says Say-
"So's your moma"
Example
"im so tierd"
"so's your moma"
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or
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"i'm hungry"
"so's your moma" | | 0 @ 09-02-2006 11:28 paynie |
5,647 posts
| Your Mommas so fat, she got baptised at the aquarium | | 0 @ 09-02-2006 11:46 Dagor | 
33,442 posts
| Yo momma is so ugly that the neighbours break into your house to close the curtains. | | 0 @ 15-02-2006 05:49 Chillo | 3 posts
| Yo momma's so thin, she has to jump around in the shower to get wet! | | 0 @ 15-02-2006 05:51 Chillo | 3 posts
| yo momma's so thin, she can do a U turn in a straw! | | 0 @ 15-02-2006 05:53 Schigidy_Schwat | 252 posts
| your mom is so fat, when she stepped into the street and i swerved, i ran out of gas | | 0 @ 18-02-2006 12:00 rockchicken | 68 posts
| yo mamma so old shes the only person in the world to have a signed copy of the bible
LAAAME i know | | 0 @ 25-03-2006 03:39 benzin | 116 posts
| yo momma is so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
=) | | 0 @ 25-03-2006 03:48 veenzie_cool | 
2,524 posts
| I got one!
1. Yo momma so dumb, it took her an hour to cook one minute rice.
2. Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the weighing scale, it said, To be continued...
| | 0 @ 06-04-2006 05:55 p23s3 | 19 posts
| yo mama so fat that when she stepped out infront of me in my car, i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas!
oh burn lol | | 0 @ 06-04-2006 08:41 litjens999 | 2,191 posts
| Yo momma is so thin when she takes a shower she must put her arms out so she won't go down the drain |
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