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Momma Jokes
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@ 07-03-2005 02:13 Bdubeu | 25 posts
| Do i need to explain?
Ill start.
Your momma is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
(And Please everyone, don't try to offend anyone.
Don't take the jokes seriously) |
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 0  @ 07-03-2005 02:16 indie_brain | 
2,312 posts
| Yo mama is so black that she blends in with the night.
Yo mama is so fat that when I asked her to pick her favorite color she said Hamburger | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 02:09 Usherlover75 | 12 posts
| Your mama is so fat that when the Lord said "let there be light she moved over to the left. | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 02:10 Usherlover75 | 12 posts
| your mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please! | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 02:39 Friend_Jones55 | 
9,658 posts
| Yo momma so skinny she hoola hoop a cheerio | | +1 @ 08-03-2005 02:49 indie_brain |
2,312 posts
| By the way, I owe yo mama $10 for that favor she did for me.
 | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 02:51 andro | 
42,248 posts
| Yo momma's so fat that when she runs, everyone yells "STAMPEDE!" | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:04 Friend_Jones55 |
9,658 posts
| Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:05 andrew4762 | 9,287 posts
| yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:08 indie_brain |
2,312 posts
| Yo mama is so dumb that when I gave $100 for a golden shower she painted my bathroom gold. | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:10 jsimms52 | 
24,094 posts
| Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
thank you thank you...hold your applause  | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:12 indie_brain |
2,312 posts
| Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
That's the only one I didn't get. The other ones were hilarious.
| | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:15 jsimms52 |
24,094 posts
| teeth are white...when they get rotten they turn black, so just pretend only sections of her teeth are rotten so she has black spots over her teeth so they look like dice...
not a very well thought out joke but laugh with me.... | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:19 indie_brain |
2,312 posts
| *Laughs with him, haha* | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:25 Friend_Jones55 |
9,658 posts
| Yo momma so dumb she took a knife to a swhoot out | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:26 Friend_Jones55 |
9,658 posts
| Yo momma so dumb she sit on the TV and watch the couch | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 03:26 proud2fly | 1,641 posts
| Yo momma so dumb she did excersize when she could just get lypo suction! | | 0 @ 08-03-2005 21:12 Friend_Jones55 |
9,658 posts
| Yo momma so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper | | 0 @ 09-03-2005 20:47 Dj_Sirius | 1,860 posts
| Your momma is so fat, that it's easier to climb her than go around her... (  )...
* offtopic :
sorry about that one guys
| | 0 @ 09-03-2005 20:58 gothicvampire42 | 226 posts
| the only one that i can think of off the top of my head is:
Yo momma is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.
that's all i got so far. if i think of any i'll post them. | | 0 @ 10-03-2005 05:08 LinkinLawg | 19,068 posts
| 1. Yo Mama So Short, She DOes it with your sisters Ken Doll.
2. Yo Mama so short, she goes scuba diving in a fish bowl.
3. Yo Mama so short, she hang glides on a Dorito.
4. Yo Mama so ugly, she trick or treated over the phone.
5. Yo Mama so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
6. Yo Mamas like Taco Bell, when people see her, they run for the border.
7. Yo Mama so ugly, yo daddy put the mirror inside the medicine cabinet.
8. Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race.
9. Yo Mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
10. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
11. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
12. Yo Mama so stupid, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon.
13. Yo Mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in high school.
14. Yo Mama so old, she remembers the Alamo.
15. Yo Mama so old, she was at George Washington's inauguration.
16. Yo Mama so fat, when she goes outside wearing a red dress, people shout "Hey Kool Aid".
17. Yo Mama so fat, when she goes outside, there is an eclipse.
18. Yo Mama so fat, no wonder California has so many earthquakes.
19. Yo Mama so fat, when she went to the airport, they put a "Goodyear" sticker on her.
20. Yo Mama so fat, she has an effect on the tides.
21. Yo Mama so gay, she makes a question mark go straight. | | 0 @ 10-03-2005 05:15 andrew4762 | 9,287 posts
| yo mamas so stupid she could only be yo mama! | | 0 @ 22-03-2005 13:05 sluntrock | 147 posts
| ur mommas so fat when she got on the scales it said 2 b continued
 | | 0 @ 22-03-2005 13:42 beatles_maniac | 6 posts
| Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
haha gravy
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's
fingers!
i could go on but i wont
| | 0 @ 23-03-2005 12:51 mark911 | 50 posts
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yo moma is so fat, when she put on a yellow coat ppl shout ''TAXI TAXI'' | | 0 @ 25-03-2005 01:55 Seamus666 | 548 posts
| yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck ( know, i know, thats really bad and old) |
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