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Blond jokes
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@ 02-03-2005 23:37 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| Heres a fourm just for blond jokes
Heres one:
there was a burnette who kept running across the street saying 59 59 59 59 59 59 59 59 59 59
A blond comes wondering whats shes doing so she starts runinng across the street going 59 59...
Well a semi comes and the burnette jumps out of the way! And the blond keeps running saying 59
The blond gets ran over! Then The burnette goes back to running saying 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 60!
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 0  @ 02-03-2005 23:38 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| its funnier with the actions! | | 0 @ 02-03-2005 23:41 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take
out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up,
you're next!" | | 0 @ 02-03-2005 23:46 its_all_bout_me | 409 posts
| i have a good joke that i heard today, but its not a blonde joke sorry....
ok there is a bus full of ugly people. the bus crashes and they all die and go to heaven.
they get to the gate of heaven and line up, God says to them before they go in that they can have one wish. so the first person thinks for a long time and then says ''i want to be beautiful''
the rest of the line over hears and also say they want to be beautiful. after a while the last person in the line begins laughing their head off, and finally the last person gets to the front and they say ''i want them all to be ugly again'' | | 0 @ 02-03-2005 23:55 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| thats funny too! I love dissin blondes cuz most of my friends r blondes and they call me brownie! One of them is fun 2 annoy cuz she wants 2 prove blondes arnt stupid! | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 22:22 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| heres another one
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me I have mail" | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 22:25 Friend_Jones55 | 
9,658 posts
| Lmao!
Thats some hilarious blonde jokes! | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 22:35 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever!
Wahey!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
Wahoo!
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A what?
Wah...aaa. | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 22:37 its_all_bout_me | 409 posts
| hahaha im blonde but ah well  | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 22:49 Browns_r_blonds | 12 posts
| Im a brownie my subsitute at school called me stupid cuz i fell for dropped my pocket three times and i kept laughing out lound for no reason and I messed up when countin by 5's for fractions! People ask me all the time if im a blond im only half in light brown hair with a lot of blond streaks! 3 times 2day I was asked by the sub. Beth and a kid called adam
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