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I Believe I can Fly

 
0 likes - like | 26-02-2005 11:50 lonewolfatheist  
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I've had this in my head for years:

I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away

I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high

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0 likes - like | 22-04-2006 00:07 Curt3210 
Curt3210
 
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heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is
0 likes - like | 22-04-2006 00:07 Curt3210 
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heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is



i believe i could fly i got shot by the FBI my mom hit my with a frying pan so i hit her back with a garbage can i believe i can sooorre i just ran right into the dooor ohh i believe i can fly..
0 likes - like | 22-04-2006 03:58 bja77 
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wow. my friend jonah sings this song every day at school!
0 likes - like | 22-04-2006 16:35 Mad_Mak_99 
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I belive I can Fly
Gettin shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a bag of chips
Instead I got blown to bits
I belive I can soar
Hit ma head off an open door
Thats how I wanna die
Not some lame old poisned pie


0 likes - like | 24-04-2006 09:22 Curt3210 
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Thats funny thats better than mine
0 likes - like | 25-04-2006 19:59 Mad_Mak_99 
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naturaly
0 likes - like | 25-04-2006 20:02 ice_white_tiger 
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I believe I can fly
I got caught by the FBI
All I wanted was a bag of chips
Then they shot my dangly bits...
0 likes - like | 20-10-2007 08:57 bubblygeo2 
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i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a bag of chips instead i got shot in the private bits and then ... something else

or i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a chicken wing instead i got shot in the dingiling lol
0 likes - like | 12-12-2007 04:14 hottr_thn_ur_bf 
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I believe I am high
I am wanted by the FBI
for selling drugs evry night and day
And i just can't get away
I belive I'ma whore
I see me humpin on the bathroom floor
I believe I am high.
0 likes - like | 13-03-2008 02:16 lolcopter 
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BEST VERSION! lawlalwlawl


i got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was some chicken wingsss
watermelon and colevgreens
0 likes - like | 13-03-2008 19:23 Mr_Pie_Guy_69 
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I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All i wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in the ding-a-ling

I heard that one years ago in elementary school
0 likes - like | 30-08-2008 01:46 Black_Rosette 
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Me and my friend made up a parody to that song when we were lyk 10. well some of it is made up, other parts are unoriginal.

i believe i can fly
i got shot down by the FBI
my momma hit me with a frenchie-fry
(frenchy-fry, frenchie fry-yy)

i believe i can buy
a '64 convertible 2-oo

this dang thing won't to me
not compatible with humanity! [that's an inside joke]

i belieeeeeve i cannnnnn Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(spoken) and don't forget buy!

remember we were rele bored and only 10 when we made this!
0 likes - like | 25-04-2010 04:43 KoojiTye 
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my friend wrote :

i believe i will die,
i believe i will fall and die,
i will fall from the school roof,
and then drop to the school field

i believe i am dead,
i've been stabbed in the god damned eye,
i fell in to a pool of blood,
i drank some and tasted blood

i believe i can fly,
'cause of that i commit suicide.
while i fall i saw that i have wings,
but before i flap i dropped and became squished.

'cause of that, i am dead,
i know so 'cause i saw a ghost.
i saw him on the news,
they said he's already dead,

i know that its the end.....

0 likes - like | 10-07-2010 23:58 origamiImani 
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I believe i can fly
i got shot by the fbi
i asked for a cinimin bun
but they killed me it was so random

After that I was dead
I got shot 5 times in my head
and then when i didn't survive
my son poked me in the eye
0 likes - like | 15-08-2010 11:58 ilyxoxo13 
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hey i know one that is kind of like some of the ones already posted, it's goes...
I believe I can fly
But I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But I got shot in the ding-a-ling
So they rushed me to the hospital
And started feeling around my 'popsicle'
Then they said I needed surgery
And it would hurt when I pee
By now I was freaking out
So I jumped through the window to kill myself
Now I can hear the Angels sing
And they gave me a chicken wing!
LOL! I love that version
0 likes - like | 15-08-2010 12:00 ilyxoxo13 
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And I think there's another version that says something about 'white pee' and the doctor being a cannibal, too, I can't really remember it that well, so that's why I didn't post it
0 likes - like | 04-09-2010 07:51 Maurader567 
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This is a not so good one that i did in about an hour
dont blame me if you dont like it

I used to think that life was crap
So I always wore a black cap
And now I still kinda think the same
But now I think that life is lame

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

I believe I can fall
I believe I can touch the floor
I think about it every now and then
Then one day I fell into a lion's den
I believe I can drop
I see me running off the top of a shop
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall

See I was on the verve of suicide
And I believed boredom was worldwide
And since I believed I could fall
I jumped off the side of the Great Wall

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

0 likes - like | 04-09-2010 08:32 Bucephalus 
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Terrible is not nearly strong enough to describe the parody posted by Maurader
0 likes - like | 07-05-2013 15:15 NEKSHNAPPA 
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I believe I can fly
Got shot down by the FBI
All i wanted was a baga chips
But they shot me in my floppy bits
Got sent to the hospital
All they gave me was a Popsicle
I believe I can fly

That's what I heard anyway
0 likes - like | 13-12-2013 00:11 nzgamer41 
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I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken chips
So they shot my t*ts to bits.
0 likes - like | 13-12-2013 00:45 Captain_Keeta 
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Wow that was clever!

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