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I Believe I can Fly

 lonewolfatheist


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Like 026-02-2005 11:50
 
I've had this in my head for years:

I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away

I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high

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 Curt3210

3 comments
 Curt3210 says:
Like 022-04-2006 00:07
 
heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is
 Curt3210

3 comments
 Curt3210 says:
Like 022-04-2006 00:07
 
heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is



i believe i could fly i got shot by the FBI my mom hit my with a frying pan so i hit her back with a garbage can i believe i can sooorre i just ran right into the dooor ohh i believe i can fly..
 bja77

952 comments
 bja77 says:
Like 022-04-2006 03:58
 
wow. my friend jonah sings this song every day at school!
 Mad_Mak_99

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 Mad_Mak_99 says:
Like 022-04-2006 16:35
 
I belive I can Fly
Gettin shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a bag of chips
Instead I got blown to bits
I belive I can soar
Hit ma head off an open door
Thats how I wanna die
Not some lame old poisned pie


 Curt3210

3 comments
 Curt3210 says:
Like 024-04-2006 09:22
 
Thats funny thats better than mine
 Mad_Mak_99

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 Mad_Mak_99 says:
Like 025-04-2006 19:59
 
naturaly
 ice_white_tiger


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Like 025-04-2006 20:02
 
I believe I can fly
I got caught by the FBI
All I wanted was a bag of chips
Then they shot my dangly bits...
 bubblygeo2

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 bubblygeo2 says:
Like 020-10-2007 08:57
 
i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a bag of chips instead i got shot in the private bits and then ... something else

or i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a chicken wing instead i got shot in the dingiling lol
 hottr_thn_ur_bf

11 comments
Like 012-12-2007 04:14
 


I believe I am high
I am wanted by the FBI
for selling drugs evry night and day
And i just can't get away
I belive I'ma whore
I see me humpin on the bathroom floor
I believe I am high.
 lolcopter

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 lolcopter says:
Like 013-03-2008 02:16
 
BEST VERSION! lawlalwlawl


i got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was some chicken wingsss
watermelon and colevgreens
 Mr_Pie_Guy_69

2,152 comments
Like 013-03-2008 19:23
 
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All i wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in the ding-a-ling

I heard that one years ago in elementary school
 Black_Rosette


67 comments
Like 030-08-2008 01:46
 
Me and my friend made up a parody to that song when we were lyk 10. well some of it is made up, other parts are unoriginal.

i believe i can fly
i got shot down by the FBI
my momma hit me with a frenchie-fry
(frenchy-fry, frenchie fry-yy)

i believe i can buy
a '64 convertible 2-oo

this dang thing won't to me
not compatible with humanity! [that's an inside joke]

i belieeeeeve i cannnnnn Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(spoken) and don't forget buy!

remember we were rele bored and only 10 when we made this!
 KoojiTye

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 KoojiTye says:
Like 025-04-2010 04:43
 
my friend wrote :

i believe i will die,
i believe i will fall and die,
i will fall from the school roof,
and then drop to the school field

i believe i am dead,
i've been stabbed in the god damned eye,
i fell in to a pool of blood,
i drank some and tasted blood

i believe i can fly,
'cause of that i commit suicide.
while i fall i saw that i have wings,
but before i flap i dropped and became squished.

'cause of that, i am dead,
i know so 'cause i saw a ghost.
i saw him on the news,
they said he's already dead,

i know that its the end.....

 origamiImani

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 origamiImani says:
Like 010-07-2010 23:58
 
I believe i can fly
i got shot by the fbi
i asked for a cinimin bun
but they killed me it was so random

After that I was dead
I got shot 5 times in my head
and then when i didn't survive
my son poked me in the eye
 ilyxoxo13

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 ilyxoxo13 says:
Like 015-08-2010 11:58
 
hey i know one that is kind of like some of the ones already posted, it's goes...
I believe I can fly
But I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But I got shot in the ding-a-ling
So they rushed me to the hospital
And started feeling around my 'popsicle'
Then they said I needed surgery
And it would hurt when I pee
By now I was freaking out
So I jumped through the window to kill myself
Now I can hear the Angels sing
And they gave me a chicken wing!
LOL! I love that version
 ilyxoxo13

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 ilyxoxo13 says:
Like 015-08-2010 12:00
 
And I think there's another version that says something about 'white pee' and the doctor being a cannibal, too, I can't really remember it that well, so that's why I didn't post it
 Maurader567

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 Maurader567 says:
Like 004-09-2010 07:51
 
This is a not so good one that i did in about an hour
dont blame me if you dont like it

I used to think that life was crap
So I always wore a black cap
And now I still kinda think the same
But now I think that life is lame

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

I believe I can fall
I believe I can touch the floor
I think about it every now and then
Then one day I fell into a lion's den
I believe I can drop
I see me running off the top of a shop
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall

See I was on the verve of suicide
And I believed boredom was worldwide
And since I believed I could fall
I jumped off the side of the Great Wall

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

 Bucephalus


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 Bucephalus says:
Like 004-09-2010 08:32
 
Terrible is not nearly strong enough to describe the parody posted by Maurader
 NEKSHNAPPA

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 NEKSHNAPPA says:
Like 007-05-2013 15:15
 
I believe I can fly
Got shot down by the FBI
All i wanted was a baga chips
But they shot me in my floppy bits
Got sent to the hospital
All they gave me was a Popsicle
I believe I can fly

That's what I heard anyway
 nzgamer41

1 comments
 nzgamer41 says:
Like 013-12-2013 00:11
 
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken chips
So they shot my t*ts to bits.
 Captain_Keeta


65,461 comments
Like 013-12-2013 00:45
 
Wow that was clever!
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