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    I Believe I can Fly

    lonewolfatheist
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    lonewolfatheist26-02-2005 11:50
    I've had this in my head for years:

    I believe I am high
    I believe I'm gonna die
    I think about it every night and day
    Smoke some cracj and pass away

    I believe I can smoke
    See me chokin right up my throat
    I believe I am high
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    Curt3210
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    Curt321022-04-2006 00:07
    heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is
    Curt3210
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    Curt321022-04-2006 00:07
    heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is



    i believe i could fly i got shot by the FBI my mom hit my with a frying pan so i hit her back with a garbage can i believe i can sooorre i just ran right into the dooor ohh i believe i can fly..
    bja77
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    bja7722-04-2006 03:58
    wow. my friend jonah sings this song every day at school!
    Mad_Mak_99
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    Mad_Mak_9922-04-2006 16:35
    I belive I can Fly
    Gettin shot by the FBI
    all I wanted was a bag of chips
    Instead I got blown to bits
    I belive I can soar
    Hit ma head off an open door
    Thats how I wanna die
    Not some lame old poisned pie


    Curt3210
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    Curt321024-04-2006 09:22
    Thats funny thats better than mine
    Mad_Mak_99
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    Mad_Mak_9925-04-2006 19:59
    naturaly
    ice_white_tiger
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    ice_white_tiger25-04-2006 20:02
    I believe I can fly
    I got caught by the FBI
    All I wanted was a bag of chips
    Then they shot my dangly bits...
    bubblygeo2
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    bubblygeo220-10-2007 08:57
    i believe i can fly
    i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a bag of chips instead i got shot in the private bits and then ... something else

    or i believe i can fly
    i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a chicken wing instead i got shot in the dingiling lol
    hottr_thn_ur_bf
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    hottr_thn_ur_bf12-12-2007 04:14


    I believe I am high
    I am wanted by the FBI
    for selling drugs evry night and day
    And i just can't get away
    I belive I'ma whore
    I see me humpin on the bathroom floor
    I believe I am high.
    lolcopter
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    lolcopter13-03-2008 02:16
    BEST VERSION! lawlalwlawl


    i got shot by the fbi
    all i wanted was some chicken wingsss
    watermelon and colevgreens
    Mr_Pie_Guy_69
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    Mr_Pie_Guy_6913-03-2008 19:23
    I believe I can fly
    I believe I can touch the sky
    All i wanted was a chicken wing
    But they shot me in the ding-a-ling

    I heard that one years ago in elementary school
    Black_Rosette
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    Black_Rosette30-08-2008 01:46
    Me and my friend made up a parody to that song when we were lyk 10. well some of it is made up, other parts are unoriginal.

    i believe i can fly
    i got shot down by the FBI
    my momma hit me with a frenchie-fry
    (frenchy-fry, frenchie fry-yy)

    i believe i can buy
    a '64 convertible 2-oo

    this dang thing won't to me
    not compatible with humanity! [that's an inside joke]

    i belieeeeeve i cannnnnn Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    (spoken) and don't forget buy!

    remember we were rele bored and only 10 when we made this!
    KoojiTye
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    KoojiTye25-04-2010 04:43
    my friend wrote :

    i believe i will die,
    i believe i will fall and die,
    i will fall from the school roof,
    and then drop to the school field

    i believe i am dead,
    i've been stabbed in the god damned eye,
    i fell in to a pool of blood,
    i drank some and tasted blood

    i believe i can fly,
    'cause of that i commit suicide.
    while i fall i saw that i have wings,
    but before i flap i dropped and became squished.

    'cause of that, i am dead,
    i know so 'cause i saw a ghost.
    i saw him on the news,
    they said he's already dead,

    i know that its the end.....

    origamiImani
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    origamiImani10-07-2010 23:58
    I believe i can fly
    i got shot by the fbi
    i asked for a cinimin bun
    but they killed me it was so random

    After that I was dead
    I got shot 5 times in my head
    and then when i didn't survive
    my son poked me in the eye
    ilyxoxo13
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    ilyxoxo1315-08-2010 11:58
    hey i know one that is kind of like some of the ones already posted, it's goes...
    I believe I can fly
    But I got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted was a chicken wing
    But I got shot in the ding-a-ling
    So they rushed me to the hospital
    And started feeling around my 'popsicle'
    Then they said I needed surgery
    And it would hurt when I pee
    By now I was freaking out
    So I jumped through the window to kill myself
    Now I can hear the Angels sing
    And they gave me a chicken wing!
    LOL! I love that version
    ilyxoxo13
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    ilyxoxo1315-08-2010 12:00
    And I think there's another version that says something about 'white pee' and the doctor being a cannibal, too, I can't really remember it that well, so that's why I didn't post it
    Maurader567
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    Maurader56704-09-2010 07:51
    This is a not so good one that i did in about an hour
    dont blame me if you dont like it

    I used to think that life was crap
    So I always wore a black cap
    And now I still kinda think the same
    But now I think that life is lame

    If I can see then I can drop it
    If I just believe that there's nothing to it

    I believe I can fall
    I believe I can touch the floor
    I think about it every now and then
    Then one day I fell into a lion's den
    I believe I can drop
    I see me running off the top of a shop
    I believe I can fall
    I believe I can fall
    I believe I can fall

    See I was on the verve of suicide
    And I believed boredom was worldwide
    And since I believed I could fall
    I jumped off the side of the Great Wall

    If I can see then I can drop it
    If I just believe that there's nothing to it

    Bucephalus
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    Bucephalus04-09-2010 08:32
    Terrible is not nearly strong enough to describe the parody posted by Maurader
    NEKSHNAPPA
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    NEKSHNAPPA07-05-2013 15:15
    I believe I can fly
    Got shot down by the FBI
    All i wanted was a baga chips
    But they shot me in my floppy bits
    Got sent to the hospital
    All they gave me was a Popsicle
    I believe I can fly

    That's what I heard anyway
    nzgamer41
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    nzgamer4113-12-2013 00:11
    I believe I can fly
    I got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted was some chicken chips
    So they shot my t*ts to bits.
    Captain_Keeta
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    Captain_Keeta13-12-2013 00:45
    Wow that was clever!
    Wolfiecat2016
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    Wolfiecat201622-12-2015 18:54
    Lol I love all of these
    Here's mine

    "I believe I can fly!"
    "Then I got shot by the FBI"
    "All I wanted was a chicken wing"
    "So I flew to Burger King"
    (Next verse)
    "Now I'm at Burger King"
    "I ordered a chicken wing"
    "But they told me they were out"
    "So I started to stomp and pout"
    (Next verse)
    "I'm still at Burger King"
    "They told me a horrible thing"
    "I'm not getting my chicken wing!"
    "That is the horrible thing!"
    (Next verse coming soon)
    kdub91
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    kdub9102-08-2016 21:57
    I believe I can Fly
    I got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted some chicken wings
    Instead I got some collard greens
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