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I Believe I can Fly

 lonewolfatheist


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Like 026-02-2005 11:50
 
I've had this in my head for years:

I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away

I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high

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 JustxMe


7,949 comments
 JustxMe says:
Like 026-02-2005 11:54
 
this is much better than my ' I believe i'm in love ' version! It would be really funny if you do the whole song.
 lonewolfatheist


3,901 comments
Like 026-02-2005 11:56
 
* offtopic :
oops, that should be "crack"
 MisterKing

9,665 comments
 MisterKing says:
Like 026-02-2005 15:43
 
once a friend told me that there was a parody to that song that said something like:

I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger Kind

that's all I remember... yours is funny!
 BabyLala

79 comments
 BabyLala says:
Like 026-02-2005 20:14
 
haha that's funny

 05_eric_05

66 comments
 05_eric_05 says:
Like 028-02-2005 20:34
 
a friend taught me this version:

I believe i can die
I got shot by the FBI
and all i wanted was a chicken wing
from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
I had to go to the hospital
but all they gave me was a popsicle
I believe I can die

...or something like that
 ickle_jitta

316 comments
 ickle_jitta says:
Like 028-02-2005 20:44
 
I thought you ment the R Kelly song for a minute there lol!!
 Bex4Benj

1,197 comments
 Bex4Benj says:
Like 028-02-2005 20:48
 
Lol yeh I heard an FBI version too.. It went somin like:

I believe I can fly
I've been shot down by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
2.99 from Burger King

Yeah, that's all.
 kazimoto

87 comments
 kazimoto says:
Like 001-03-2005 02:35
 
hey lonewolf u should make the
"I believe im gonna die"
into
"I belive ima die"
'It would sound better when saying it
 proud2fly

1,641 comments
 proud2fly says:
Like 001-03-2005 02:42
 
I heard:

I belive I can fly
Till I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then they shot me in the dingaling

I was in an ambulence
took me to the hospitall
they were doin sergury
on my popsicle
 kerplunk010

21 comments
 kerplunk010 says:
Like 017-05-2005 17:30
 
a lot of good rhymes dere people
 jamesey

11,431 comments
 jamesey says:
Like 017-05-2005 18:12
 
lmao
 DannyB


14,137 comments
 DannyB says:
Like 017-05-2005 18:15
 
I believe I can pea
All I need is a toliet roll
I just leaked a bit
Getting it caught in the zip again
Dammit I'll never do it again
 KandyCane

1 comments
 KandyCane says:
Like 004-06-2005 20:25
 
I Believe i can fly
Got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
Got shot in my ding-a-ling

I believe i can soar
Got me running through that open door

I cant remember anymore
 4everaDude

1 comments
 4everaDude says:
Like 009-06-2005 19:08
 
Here is a version of "I believe I can Fly."

I believe she's a guy
I saw something inbetween her thighs
She's coming over to talk to me
Oh no, gotta go
Cause i believe she's a guy

Something like that lol
 Chrisrocks53


13,570 comments
 Chrisrocks53 says:
Like 010-06-2005 02:50
 
well mine goes

I believe i can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a packet of chips
Instead they blew my brain to bits

I belive i can soar
But they shot me because i was poor
 pudderpuddy

95 comments
 pudderpuddy says:
Like 010-06-2005 03:04
 
all of these are funny
 jdgurl14322

12 comments
 jdgurl14322 says:
Like 011-06-2005 06:23
 
LOL!!
I heard
I believe I am high
I believe I can touch the sky
smoke a blunt
every night and day
spread my wing and fuck away
I believe I am stone
see me run right into the dooooooor
I believe I am high
I believe I am high
 BlackRia


2,816 comments
 BlackRia says:
Like 013-08-2005 09:53
 
There's 1 thread that has loads of these.
It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
 Meninaelen

10 comments
 Meninaelen says:
Like 014-08-2005 15:19
 
Really good guys. I'm not english-speaking but I find your versions really funny (of wat i've understood). Do it again it's really perfect
 xoparisxo617


3,035 comments
 xoparisxo617 says:
Like 015-08-2005 15:50
 
That was the best "I Believe I Can Fly" parody I've ever read....
 paynie


5,677 comments
 paynie says:
Like 004-10-2005 15:30
 
yeah these are all great!

lovin thm all
 IASD

1 comments
 IASD says:
Like 006-10-2005 01:11
 
I learned it like this:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From the nearest burger king
I got run over by the Ice cream man
Everyone knows he's a crazy man
All I wanted was a popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
When I got home I got Barney
But I needed more
So shot him with my fourty-four
 djdebster

1 comments
 djdebster says:
Like 013-10-2005 20:15
 
MY version is this

i believe i can die
as i just got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was a chicken leg
but they even made me beg
i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
as my legs have been sht by the fbi
i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
but i keep asking myself why
i didnt get me chicken leg.
 BecciDonnelly

2,818 comments
Like 013-10-2005 20:33
 
I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
And then they shot me in the private bits,
I believed I could soar,
But now really not very sure,
I believe I can fly,
You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
That the end of the world is nigh...

Weird.
 spatula

17 comments
 spatula says:
Like 011-01-2006 18:57
 
HMM HERS A SEAL VERSION

I believe In a pie,
but they ar up and near the sky,
All I wanted was to go to the surface,
but then i thought i would give it a miss,
I believed In a apple core,
and then one fell into the water,
I believe In a pie, again!
then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,

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