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 0  @ 26-02-2005 11:54 JustxMe |
7,825 posts
|  this is much better than my ' I believe i'm in love ' version! It would be really funny if you do the whole song. |
| 0 @ 26-02-2005 11:56 lonewolfatheist |
3,901 posts
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* offtopic :
oops, that should be "crack"
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| 0 @ 26-02-2005 15:43 MisterKing |
9,665 posts
| once a friend told me that there was a parody to that song that said something like:
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger Kind
that's all I remember... yours is funny!  |
| 0 @ 26-02-2005 20:14 BabyLala |
79 posts
| haha that's funny
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| 0 @ 28-02-2005 20:34 05_eric_05 |
66 posts
| a friend taught me this version:
I believe i can die
I got shot by the FBI
and all i wanted was a chicken wing
from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
I had to go to the hospital
but all they gave me was a popsicle
I believe I can die
...or something like that |
| 0 @ 28-02-2005 20:44 ickle_jitta |
316 posts
| I thought you ment the R Kelly song for a minute there lol!!  |
| 0 @ 28-02-2005 20:48 Bex4Benj |
1,197 posts
| Lol yeh I heard an FBI version too.. It went somin like:
I believe I can fly
I've been shot down by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
2.99 from Burger King
Yeah, that's all. |
| 0 @ 01-03-2005 02:35 kazimoto |
83 posts
| hey lonewolf u should make the
"I believe im gonna die"
into
"I belive ima die"
'It would sound better when saying it |
| 0 @ 01-03-2005 02:42 proud2fly |
1,641 posts
| I heard:
I belive I can fly
Till I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then they shot me in the dingaling
I was in an ambulence
took me to the hospitall
they were doin sergury
on my popsicle |
| 0 @ 17-05-2005 17:30 kerplunk010 |
21 posts
| a lot of good rhymes dere people |
| 0 @ 17-05-2005 18:12 jamesey |
11,431 posts
| lmao |
| 0 @ 17-05-2005 18:15 DannyB |
14,044 posts
| I believe I can pea
All I need is a toliet roll
I just leaked a bit
Getting it caught in the zip again
Dammit I'll never do it again |
| 0 @ 04-06-2005 20:25 KandyCane |
1 posts
| I Believe i can fly
Got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
Got shot in my ding-a-ling
I believe i can soar
Got me running through that open door
I cant remember anymore |
| 0 @ 09-06-2005 19:08 4everaDude |
1 posts
| Here is a version of "I believe I can Fly."
I believe she's a guy
I saw something inbetween her thighs
She's coming over to talk to me
Oh no, gotta go
Cause i believe she's a guy
Something like that lol |
| 0 @ 10-06-2005 02:50 Chrisrocks53 |
13,570 posts
| well mine goes
I believe i can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a packet of chips
Instead they blew my brain to bits
I belive i can soar
But they shot me because i was poor |
| 0 @ 10-06-2005 03:04 pudderpuddy |
95 posts
| all of these are funny |
| 0 @ 11-06-2005 06:23 jdgurl14322 |
12 posts
| LOL!!
I heard
I believe I am high
I believe I can touch the sky
smoke a blunt
every night and day
spread my wing and fuck away
I believe I am stone
see me run right into the dooooooor
I believe I am high
I believe I am high |
| 0 @ 13-08-2005 09:53 BlackRia |
2,637 posts
| There's 1 thread that has loads of these.
It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
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| 0 @ 14-08-2005 15:19 Meninaelen |
10 posts
| Really good guys. I'm not english-speaking but I find your versions really funny (of wat i've understood).  Do it again it's really perfect |
| 0 @ 15-08-2005 15:50 xoparisxo617 |
3,035 posts
| That was the best "I Believe I Can Fly" parody I've ever read.... |
| 0 @ 04-10-2005 15:30 paynie |
5,639 posts
| yeah these are all great!
lovin thm all
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| 0 @ 06-10-2005 01:11 IASD |
1 posts
| I learned it like this:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From the nearest burger king
I got run over by the Ice cream man
Everyone knows he's a crazy man
All I wanted was a popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
When I got home I got Barney
But I needed more
So shot him with my fourty-four |
| 0 @ 13-10-2005 20:15 djdebster |
1 posts
| MY version is this
i believe i can die
as i just got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was a chicken leg
but they even made me beg
i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
as my legs have been sht by the fbi
i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
but i keep asking myself why
i didnt get me chicken leg. |
| 0 @ 13-10-2005 20:33 BecciDonnelly |
2,818 posts
| I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
And then they shot me in the private bits,
I believed I could soar,
But now really not very sure,
I believe I can fly,
You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
That the end of the world is nigh...
Weird.
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| 0 @ 11-01-2006 18:57 spatula |
17 posts
| HMM HERS A SEAL VERSION
I believe In a pie,
but they ar up and near the sky,
All I wanted was to go to the surface,
but then i thought i would give it a miss,
I believed In a apple core,
and then one fell into the water,
I believe In a pie, again!
then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,
or or or
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