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    I Believe I can Fly

     lonewolfatheist


    3,901 comments
    026-02-2005 11:50
     
    I've had this in my head for years:

    I believe I am high
    I believe I'm gonna die
    I think about it every night and day
    Smoke some cracj and pass away

    I believe I can smoke
    See me chokin right up my throat
    I believe I am high

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     JustxMe


    7,949 comments
     JustxMe says:
    026-02-2005 11:54
     
    this is much better than my ' I believe i'm in love ' version! It would be really funny if you do the whole song.
     lonewolfatheist


    3,901 comments
    026-02-2005 11:56
     
    * offtopic :
    oops, that should be "crack"
     MisterKing

    9,665 comments
     MisterKing says:
    026-02-2005 15:43
     
    once a friend told me that there was a parody to that song that said something like:

    I believe I can fly
    I got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted was some chicken wings
    And some fries from Burger Kind

    that's all I remember... yours is funny!
     BabyLala

    79 comments
     BabyLala says:
    026-02-2005 20:14
     
    haha that's funny

     05_eric_05

    66 comments
     05_eric_05 says:
    028-02-2005 20:34
     
    a friend taught me this version:

    I believe i can die
    I got shot by the FBI
    and all i wanted was a chicken wing
    from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
    I had to go to the hospital
    but all they gave me was a popsicle
    I believe I can die

    ...or something like that
     ickle_jitta

    316 comments
     ickle_jitta says:
    028-02-2005 20:44
     
    I thought you ment the R Kelly song for a minute there lol!!
     Bex4Benj

    1,197 comments
     Bex4Benj says:
    028-02-2005 20:48
     
    Lol yeh I heard an FBI version too.. It went somin like:

    I believe I can fly
    I've been shot down by the FBI
    All I wanted was a chicken wing
    2.99 from Burger King

    Yeah, that's all.
     kazimoto

    87 comments
     kazimoto says:
    001-03-2005 02:35
     
    hey lonewolf u should make the
    "I believe im gonna die"
    into
    "I belive ima die"
    'It would sound better when saying it
     proud2fly

    1,641 comments
     proud2fly says:
    001-03-2005 02:42
     
    I heard:

    I belive I can fly
    Till I got shot by the FBI
    all I wanted was a chicken wing
    then they shot me in the dingaling

    I was in an ambulence
    took me to the hospitall
    they were doin sergury
    on my popsicle
     kerplunk010

    21 comments
     kerplunk010 says:
    017-05-2005 17:30
     
    a lot of good rhymes dere people
     jamesey

    11,431 comments
     jamesey says:
    017-05-2005 18:12
     
    lmao
     DannyB


    14,137 comments
     DannyB says:
    017-05-2005 18:15
     
    I believe I can pea
    All I need is a toliet roll
    I just leaked a bit
    Getting it caught in the zip again
    Dammit I'll never do it again
     KandyCane

    1 comments
     KandyCane says:
    004-06-2005 20:25
     
    I Believe i can fly
    Got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
    Got shot in my ding-a-ling

    I believe i can soar
    Got me running through that open door

    I cant remember anymore
     4everaDude

    1 comments
     4everaDude says:
    009-06-2005 19:08
     
    Here is a version of "I believe I can Fly."

    I believe she's a guy
    I saw something inbetween her thighs
    She's coming over to talk to me
    Oh no, gotta go
    Cause i believe she's a guy

    Something like that lol
     Chrisrocks53


    13,570 comments
     Chrisrocks53 says:
    010-06-2005 02:50
     
    well mine goes

    I believe i can fly
    I got shot by the FBI
    All i wanted was a packet of chips
    Instead they blew my brain to bits

    I belive i can soar
    But they shot me because i was poor
     pudderpuddy

    95 comments
     pudderpuddy says:
    010-06-2005 03:04
     
    all of these are funny
     jdgurl14322

    12 comments
     jdgurl14322 says:
    011-06-2005 06:23
     
    LOL!!
    I heard
    I believe I am high
    I believe I can touch the sky
    smoke a blunt
    every night and day
    spread my wing and fuck away
    I believe I am stone
    see me run right into the dooooooor
    I believe I am high
    I believe I am high
     BlackRia


    2,816 comments
     BlackRia says:
    013-08-2005 09:53
     
    There's 1 thread that has loads of these.
    It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
     Meninaelen

    10 comments
     Meninaelen says:
    014-08-2005 15:19
     
    Really good guys. I'm not english-speaking but I find your versions really funny (of wat i've understood). Do it again it's really perfect
     xoparisxo617


    3,035 comments
     xoparisxo617 says:
    015-08-2005 15:50
     
    That was the best "I Believe I Can Fly" parody I've ever read....
     paynie


    5,677 comments
     paynie says:
    004-10-2005 15:30
     
    yeah these are all great!

    lovin thm all
     IASD

    1 comments
     IASD says:
    006-10-2005 01:11
     
    I learned it like this:
    I believe I can die
    I got shot by the FBI
    All I wanted was a chicken wing
    From the nearest burger king
    I got run over by the Ice cream man
    Everyone knows he's a crazy man
    All I wanted was a popsicle
    But I ended up in the hospital
    When I got home I got Barney
    But I needed more
    So shot him with my fourty-four
     djdebster

    1 comments
     djdebster says:
    013-10-2005 20:15
     
    MY version is this

    i believe i can die
    as i just got shot by the fbi
    all i wanted was a chicken leg
    but they even made me beg
    i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
    as my legs have been sht by the fbi
    i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
    someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
    i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
    but i keep asking myself why
    i didnt get me chicken leg.
     BecciDonnelly

    2,818 comments
    013-10-2005 20:33
     
    I believe I can fly,
    I got shot by the FBI,
    All I wanted was a bag of chips,
    And then they shot me in the private bits,
    I believed I could soar,
    But now really not very sure,
    I believe I can fly,
    You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
    That the end of the world is nigh...

    Weird.
     spatula

    17 comments
     spatula says:
    011-01-2006 18:57
     
    HMM HERS A SEAL VERSION

    I believe In a pie,
    but they ar up and near the sky,
    All I wanted was to go to the surface,
    but then i thought i would give it a miss,
    I believed In a apple core,
    and then one fell into the water,
    I believe In a pie, again!
    then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,

    or or or


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