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A Man's Toast
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@ 22-02-2005 17:39 TheRapGame | 119 posts
| Awesome joke that will make you have spastic seizures for no reason.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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 0  @ 22-02-2005 17:42 rcs | 1,572 posts
| ok.....  | | 0 @ 22-02-2005 19:07 TheRapGame | 119 posts
| Re-read it. Maybe you'll you understand then. | | 0 @ 22-02-2005 19:16 worthless_ | 1,434 posts
|  | | 0 @ 22-02-2005 20:02 redrum243 | 170 posts
| Not too sure about the seizures, funny stuff though!  | | 0 @ 25-02-2005 08:19 msbrightside | 273 posts
| Haha. I thought it was funny...  | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 12:38 kewl_girlie | 64 posts
| hehe...tht was funny...gtg tell tht to all me friends | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 12:46 chloya | 18,104 posts
| Lol thats quite amusing actually | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 19:34 xcr4zyx | 
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But i laugh at anything. | | 0 @ 03-03-2005 19:36 ellessilver | 2,223 posts
| Very nice! Must remember that one... |
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