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Avril Lavigne- Complicated. Not for Avril fans!

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@ 09-02-2005 19:05 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Hey don't get offended if you love Avril, she really pisses me off!! This is somthing i wrote coz i was bored... some of the lines take a while for u to know where all the words go but hey it works! There's a load of repetition after some point but i didn't copy n paste it's so annoying! Here we go! Tell me what you think! Uh huh, I’m like this Uh huh, uh huh, It’s the way I am Cause I’m like this Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is Jesus, do I sound this bad? Can’t write songs from my own head Wonder if you know that I’m a freak You will see ! Last time I washed was ‘92 My beard catches all my food And I thought that I was a skater chick, god I’m sick! I’m just a twit, my songs smell like shit I look like a goat, I can’t hold a note, I try to be cool, I look like a fool oh please… Tell me Why I have to go and make things so damn pathetic? I wish I’d tried to learn the songs I sing before I have t’get on stage and do them Thank f* for miming If you go, to my show, the you’ll know The front row all just go when I start to do my “act like I can play this damn guitar” and they’ll never notice There’s no lead My band, all can play their stuff They can’t, see that I’m a dud I buy clothes from Scope and my shoes are clean I’m a punk queen! Wonder, if they’ve seen my hair? Some bird musta died up there My fans know that I’m a whore and I Admit it ‘coz I’m just a twit, my songs smell like shit I look like a goat, I can’t hold a note, I try to be cool, I look like a fool oh please… Tell me Why I have to go and make things so damn pathetic? I wish I’d tried to learn the songs I sing before I have t’get on stage and do them Thank f* for miming If you go, to my show, the you’ll know The front row all just go when I start to do my “act like I can play this damn guitar” and they’ll never notice There’s no lead like i said... not for Avril fans! Post edited for swearing

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0 @ 02-03-2005 02:30 rosco44
93 posts	well i am a huge Avril fan, but i don't get offended that easily so i'm ok with parodys like this...it was kinda funny. but sum of u say her lyrics hav no meaning and they suck...well ur wrong, they do not suck, they r simple and very meaningful at the same time. and the reason y i love her so much is cuz she expresses her feelings and doesn't care if ne1 pays her out about it, and she's doin her own thing and having fun! she's done it all with heart! and i admire her determination to get where she is. oh and yes i admit she used to suck at live performances (vocal wise) but she has really improved and she sings really good now! i cant wait for her concert here in brisbane on April 11th rosco
0 @ 06-03-2005 18:41 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Cool dude if that's ur opinion feel free to do that! Have fun at the concert! ( I'm being sincere not sarcastic )
0 @ 06-03-2005 18:48 DirtyBlueAngel
2,218 posts	I’m just a twit, my songs smell like shit I look like a goat, I can’t hold a note, I try to be cool, I look like a fool oh please… Tell me that was the funniest bit, i laughed out loud. Great parody, best Ive heard.
0 @ 09-03-2005 17:48 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Thank you! Lol, perhaps i should do another one? We'll see...
0 @ 09-03-2005 17:56 worthless_
1,434 posts	Lol, yeah that was clever . Yup, you should do another one
0 @ 10-03-2005 18:30 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Name me a song!
0 @ 10-03-2005 18:33 PrincessIrish
11,808 posts	You should do another, but this time, avoid swearing yeah?
0 @ 12-03-2005 20:28 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Lol, i shall try!
0 @ 09-04-2005 14:41 dreyck4pm
25 posts	i heard thatpeople are signing a petition to stop ashlee simpson to stop singing ! but i dont get it shouldent they be signing a petition for her to start singing?
0 @ 10-04-2005 16:29 Elli_Blink_Gal
27 posts	yes...start....she cant sing so how did she start? lol but yes i liked that Prettyinpurple it was good well done Congratualtes shakes hand hehe But yes do another! I dunno Nirvana or summin Sorry if anyone here is fond of them hehe or dooooo...........ummmmmmmmm............Good S**talot I mean charlotte! lol hehe but yes well done on that!
0 @ 12-04-2005 15:57 maiya666
306 posts	Quite good if you have a bit of hatred in your heart for her. Parodies rock, nice work. And has anyone ever heard the (acoustic, I think) of her trying to do Chop Suey? My word, that was funny...and I like SOAD a lot, but I didn't think it was disrespectful or anything...just hilarious. What makes her so popular in my eyes is her image rather than any talent she has. But that's just my opinion, I'm entitled to it last time I checked what country I was in, so please don't flame me. Any nastiness will be reported. Have a nice day!
0 @ 14-04-2005 20:12 SpearsDracona
14 posts	I actually kind of used to like Avril Lavigne, and she does sound good on radios and TVs and stuff. Then I saw her live on TV once, and she sounded so horrible, and I wondered what happened to her voice, if she had a cold or something. I figured she had a bad day, but I saw her singing on TV a different time, live, and it sounded just as bad. Conclusion: The only reason she sounds good on the radio and stuff is that they put it through some kinda filter or something when they're mixing the final recording. At least, that's what I think.
0 @ 23-04-2005 21:36 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Lol i have the accoustic of her doing Chop Suey as well... geez LEARN THE WORDS AT LEAST half the time she's "mmmpfh" ing coz she doesn't know what's next. She does make me laugh.
0 @ 23-04-2005 21:37 ForeignKid
986 posts	Lmao! Woo Beautiful!
0 @ 23-04-2005 21:42 CoreysCrusade
163 posts	It's beyond me why/how she got signed. Her voice isn't godawfully terrible, but it's not great either. Her lyrics are corny. She's rather average-looking. ....I really don't get it.
0 @ 25-04-2005 18:52 lokifan
94 posts	Some of her songs have good lyrics I reckon. But yeah - she can't sing. I was all prepared to like this parody, but it's actually pretty pathetic. Scratch that - it's S***.
0 @ 25-04-2005 20:14 Xander_666
9 posts	Well whatever Lokifan i reckon this is great! Keep it up! Avril sucks and don't we all know it? lol!
0 @ 25-04-2005 20:18 Pepsi_226
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0 @ 27-04-2005 00:17 Hike
1,391 posts	lol... it'as funny!
0 @ 02-05-2005 16:26 Xander_666
9 posts	Prettyinpurple, answer ur messages!!!!!!
0 @ 02-05-2005 16:31 schmeep
1,164 posts	I hate her too
0 @ 02-05-2005 16:31 schmeep
1,164 posts	(Avril)
0 @ 02-05-2005 16:33 Roxy_Ryan
21,754 posts	OMGROFLMAO
0 @ 04-05-2005 18:23 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Dude, you DIDN'T SEND ONE!
0 @ 04-05-2005 18:46 Dj_Sirius
1,860 posts	That was a funny parody...