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Avril Lavigne- Complicated. Not for Avril fans!

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@ 09-02-2005 19:05 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Hey don't get offended if you love Avril, she really pisses me off!! This is somthing i wrote coz i was bored... some of the lines take a while for u to know where all the words go but hey it works! There's a load of repetition after some point but i didn't copy n paste it's so annoying! Here we go! Tell me what you think! Uh huh, I’m like this Uh huh, uh huh, It’s the way I am Cause I’m like this Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is Jesus, do I sound this bad? Can’t write songs from my own head Wonder if you know that I’m a freak You will see ! Last time I washed was ‘92 My beard catches all my food And I thought that I was a skater chick, god I’m sick! I’m just a twit, my songs smell like shit I look like a goat, I can’t hold a note, I try to be cool, I look like a fool oh please… Tell me Why I have to go and make things so damn pathetic? I wish I’d tried to learn the songs I sing before I have t’get on stage and do them Thank f* for miming If you go, to my show, the you’ll know The front row all just go when I start to do my “act like I can play this damn guitar” and they’ll never notice There’s no lead My band, all can play their stuff They can’t, see that I’m a dud I buy clothes from Scope and my shoes are clean I’m a punk queen! Wonder, if they’ve seen my hair? Some bird musta died up there My fans know that I’m a whore and I Admit it ‘coz I’m just a twit, my songs smell like shit I look like a goat, I can’t hold a note, I try to be cool, I look like a fool oh please… Tell me Why I have to go and make things so damn pathetic? I wish I’d tried to learn the songs I sing before I have t’get on stage and do them Thank f* for miming If you go, to my show, the you’ll know The front row all just go when I start to do my “act like I can play this damn guitar” and they’ll never notice There’s no lead like i said... not for Avril fans! Post edited for swearing

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0 @ 09-02-2005 19:08 MisterKing
9,665 posts	i don't get it. what do u have against her lyrics?
0 @ 09-02-2005 19:10 prettyinpurple
52 posts	They're shallow! And she uses words just so they can ryme, not make sense. I was listning to an MP3 of her playing live... it was really... really bad.
0 @ 09-02-2005 19:12 prettyinpurple
52 posts	* rhyme, sorry about the typo!
0 @ 10-02-2005 03:16 MisterKing
9,665 posts	ooh you listened to the live acoustic?
0 @ 10-02-2005 03:23 hobbitgirl
4,764 posts	lol
0 @ 10-02-2005 03:24 helpme24get
964 posts	I think someone needs to read the lyrics once again...........
0 @ 10-02-2005 21:30 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Yep live accoustic, when she doesn't do the Uh huh's she sings the la'a. If that makes sense...
0 @ 11-02-2005 00:44 MisterKing
9,665 posts	haha... i liked that live acoustic... i actually like her and her songs i they aren't bad
0 @ 11-02-2005 00:46 nirvanafreak90
1,189 posts	WOOT! very nice!
0 @ 11-02-2005 00:47 NightHobbit
23,464 posts	haha that was great, she's as bad as ashelee simpson live
0 @ 11-02-2005 01:09 SweetSare
3,009 posts	clever....
0 @ 12-02-2005 14:07 prettyinpurple
52 posts	I HATE Ashlee simpson. She's awful... Gwen Stefani isn't all that good live, she was better in No Doubt i think.
0 @ 15-02-2005 01:34 jphil529
98 posts	looks like we have a cough ashley simpson or britney spears fan eh
0 @ 15-02-2005 01:37 jphil529
98 posts	cough spice girls to
0 @ 15-02-2005 22:01 dramaqueen5230
8 posts	this is actually funnie && i am an avril fan
0 @ 17-02-2005 20:26 prettyinpurple
52 posts	lol
0 @ 17-02-2005 21:09 kians_angel
6,041 posts	lol! those made me laugh! i do actually like avrils songs, but i agree, shes rubbish live, i saw her on some tv thing once and it was rather crap sowwie avril
0 @ 17-02-2005 23:37 cripy_blndsd
330 posts	lol Yeah Avril so sucks! Is that she thinks she's so bad, and like she's so a poser. A girl walk up to her and to her "you ruined pop rock" and she acttuly punshed the girl I mean she's really pathetic and I have to agre that she is like Ashely Simpson that's another "wana be"
0 @ 17-02-2005 23:39 chloya
18,104 posts	Lol, thats really good
0 @ 17-02-2005 23:55 XxxSLIPKNOTxxX
149 posts
0 @ 18-02-2005 05:33 orpheus_myth
233 posts	I like some Avril´s songs but this one is funny. The only thing is you don´t know the original rhyme.
0 @ 21-02-2005 19:36 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Whoops i got edited for swearing... soz!
0 @ 22-02-2005 22:13 poeticjustis
4 posts	Ya know I liked sk8er boy more than complicated so......Hey that was funny as hell!!!
0 @ 28-02-2005 18:13 prettyinpurple
52 posts	Lol!
0 @ 02-03-2005 00:52 Rikai
482 posts	Sounds familiar... Rikai Katsumi

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